Top Ten Video Games Ever

This was impossible to make. Even still, I’m not quite sure about these top ten, although the higher up ones I am sure about. So here are what I assume are my Top Ten Favorite Video Games.

10. Yoshi – Game Boy

This was my first game. If I start playing, I can keep on going forever. The only time I lose, is on purpose. The best character?

Yoshi with wings

9. Wario Land – Game Boy

What can you say about Wario Land that hasn’t been said? It’s got treasure, sick levels, secrets, keys, and all sorts of shit. Cool noises for coins. and a fuckin GENIE. Fuckin Genies rule. So this game does too. I must’ve beaten this game like 500 times, I even used to play it on my computer (emulators). Honestly, I can’t believe that this is number 10. But that’s just how nasty my list is. The best character?

The Genie

Mwa Mwa Mwa Mwa (that's how the Genie sounds when he talks)

8. Star Wars Episode I: Racer – N64

I was obsessed with this game when me and Matt were trying to beat it. I think we got up to the level with the vines but I’ve never beaten this game. It’s impossible. If I could meet someone who beat it I would like to shake their hand and punch them in the face. All in all, this game is a great game, and the multiplayer is nastay. The best character?

Bullseye Navior

7. Super Mario 64 – N64

This game is awesome before you even start the game. On the start screen, before you choose your game, you get to play with Mario’s face. You can stretch it, shrink it, make it look retarded. I like to lower his forehead and bring his mustache up really high, so that it looks like he’s wearing aviators. As for the game, awesome graphics, awesome levels, decent bosses. The only thing about this game that’s annoying are the views. You got this little guy on a cloud following you with the camera, and that’s wear the views come from, so walls and stuff can fuck up the view because the little cloud faggot cant go through them. Its a minor inconvenience though, this game is awesome. The best character?

King Bob-omb

6. Pokemon Red/Blue Version – Game Boy

Fuck Gary.

Now don’t do what most people do and group the game and the anime together. The game is awesome, the anime is gay. I’ll admit that i watched the anime for a bit aas a little kid (that’s why it’s on my list) until I realized it was gay. But this game is sick-nasty. I played it in elementary school. I played it in college. It stands the test of time. I always do these things the same: I name my Blastoise Torlaps, and I name my Clefable which has at least one move that’s super effective against whatever you throw at it Smee-Smack. Great game. Missingno helps. The best character?

Snorlaps: He awakes in a rage.


5. Mirror’s Edge – X-Box 360

Um…so I saw the commercial for this game and immediately bought an Xbox 360 online. I didn’t have enough money afterward to actually buy the game, but I rented it and decided that when I get money I’m gonna buy it, even though I already beat it. This is the best game I have ever played for Xbox 360, and……shit I can’t even explain, it’s new. It’s got shooting, nasty graphics, sick moves like wall running, sliding, hopping fences, hanging from walls, fighting moves. I don’t know how they fit it into one controller. Amazing game. People say it’s too easy and short. But this game actually requires thinking to get out of some situations, where you actually look around for places to climb and jump. It really feels like you’re the character.The best character?

Faith

4. Super Mario Land – Game Boy

I have beaten this game over 12 times. It would be more, but I lost the game. I’m still trying to find another one. Maybe I’ll look on ebay, because I could play this everyday for the rest of my life. This is one of the few games where I know a lot if not all of the secrets, not because I looked them up, but because I found them. Not much more to say. It’s one of the best games ever made, and deserves to be rated higher….unfortunately isn’t. The best character?

The Rock Boss…I can’t find a picture, so watch this video that shows the awesomeness of the ending song, which I have plugged into speakers to listen to.

3. Super Smash Brothers – N64

The level, Hyrule Castle. The character, Pikachu. I am nasty. I always beat Robert all the time and never lose. This game is the best multiplayer games probably ever made. I have nothing more to say. The best character?

Pikachu (or Luigi)….he’s the yellow guy on the above picture.

2. Goldeneye 007 – N64

This is my game. I own you in this game. I beat one kid at college that beat me. That is the only time I have ever met with defeat. And I put up a good fight too (this kid was like, retarded nasty). But if he had played me in a rematch, I would have beat him (he refused, what a pussy eh?). I don’t need to try. The best character?

Helicopter Pilot

This is my person, if you take him when you are playing me, I'll kill you and take him back.

1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – N64

This is the best game ever. I have beaten it into the ground. I have beaten it on N64. I have beaten it with cheats. I have beaten it on my computer. I have beaten it while have a threesome with two Asians while a monkey juggled bowling pins in the corner (last instance did not occur). I love this game. I know everything about it. I will play it again, and it will be just as enjoyable as the first time (sex not playing the game). Amazing. Number one. The best character?

Red Tunic Link with Spirit Temple Shield and Gold Gauntlets


HONORABLE MENTIONS

*DYNASTY WARRIORS/SAMURAI WARRIORS

(This should be on the top ten at like…number 6, but I forgot, and I don’t feel like changing it now.)

NBA HANGTIME – N64

1080 SNOWBOARDING – N64

NFL BLITZ -N64

DONKEY KONG – GB

A Bunch of Stuff

I was on my dashboard and I got my first “INCOMING LINK”! I don’t know what the fuck that means, but I got one! But yea I’m just gonna summarize my ISSS up until this point in time, and show everyone how shitty it is.

Shittyness of this ISSS

  • No one looks at it…..ever. I don’t really know  why though….oh wait, that’s right, because no one besides 3 or 4 of my friends know it exists, and I don’t care enough to get the word out, but when it does get out, people will love me.
  • It’s mainly anime related. Personally, I don’t have a problem with this, since I love anime, and originally I was going to make it only anime, but that’s impossible for me, so I’ve been adding other shit in just for you (Matt and Rob).
  • There’s no porn (I honestly just like to say the word porn).
  • It looks so bland and boring. Honestly I don’t know shit about html and making all that shit, and even if I did, I probably wouldn’t take the time to do it, but I would rather have a more customized site. If you wanna do it for free I’d be happy to let you, just leave a comment or email me (I’m almost serious, If you wanna set it up I’ll let you, but I won’t pay you shit, cuz you’re just a computer nerd).
  • When I make a poll it never shows up. Maybe it has to be html, again, anyone care to explain this to me, who is not dumb with computers, but not good with them either.

Awesomeness of My ISSS

  • It has anime. I like anime.
  • The title is both original, and good.
  • It’s not a blog.
  • When you hold the cursor over a picture, text appears!
  • I give the world much needed knowledge about anime, men and women, and other facts. Without these things, the world would end.
  • I was on this other site today, and it’s been active since August 2007, and I have more views then they do. BAM. (Still, I want to have more, because I’m competative.)
  • Top Tens Galore.
  • This video: 
  • Bill the Ass-Kicker.
  • Loo$e Change.
  • I organized all of my anime on the list into alphabetical order.

You may be able to tell by this shitty post that I am bored today….here’s a picture of my manly-awesomeness that will be under my “about page”:

I made that snake my bling bitch straight hood rap shit nuttin phaze me.

I realize I always spell shittiness wrong….it’s because I purposly do it. Same with versions of the word awesome.

Also, I’d like to point out that living at home sucks compared to living in a dorm or apartment when going to college. I recently transferred for my major, and now I am at home. There is nothing to do except go the the gym and watch anime. Fortunatly, Uconn is only 45 minutes away, so when I actually get some money, I can go up there and get hammered, or better yet, go to NYC aka the best place in the world. Fuck I wanna go down there right now. I should wright a post about how awesome the city is. Also, Blue Collar Comedy sucks.

Also, this post sucked, but I got a good one lined up for tonight….like…..a fuckin good one……it’s a Top Ten ***** *****.