I Took a Shit a While Back. Japan Stole it and Turned it Into an Anime Called Queen’s Blade

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an anime episode that was so stupid. I don’t want to talk much about this piece of trash, but here are my complaints:

  • To much fanservice borderline porn.
  • Exploding boobs??? Seriously?
  • Acidic Breast Milk??? Seriously?
  • Why? Why for the love of God are Rie Kugimiya and Aya Hirano in this show. Why? Their careers were doing so well!
  • Real quote from the show during a fight scene (believe it of not). I don’t know the characters’ names, and I might not even bother to learn them:

Rie Kugimiya’s Character: “Oh, you’re so wet!”

The main character, who she’s fighting: (Shows up close of vagina) Yup, she pissed herself.

After that, the fight scene continued. It was literally pointless, baseless, and reason-less as to why they needed to show that she had a wet vagina. Said piss girl should wear diapers, or clothes. From now on I dub her “Piss Girl.”

I will try desperately to not drop this show, which, if it continues it’s absolutely retarded plot, will get a 1. I will try, because there are good seiyu in it.

Honestly, the fan service doesn’t bother me that much. In fact, I think it’s pretty funny. But the writing seems to be so shitty that I might choke myself to death. (It’s about a fighting tournament, so it’s bound to get better). Is that even possible? I don’t know, but I guarantee this show could make me succeed.

Stay tuned for more rips on this cluster-fuck of anime borderline porn…

EDIT: The reason why I might think the writing sucks, is because the subs were fucking terrible. At one point, they didn;t even actually translate, they instead made up a conversation between the characters that talked about the subbers website.