Queen’s Blade 6: Elves Have No Morals

The plot really does suck for Queen’s Blade, they might as well take the plot out all together. I mean, the tournament has no structure and fights only occur if that Angel happens to be around one. Frankly, I’ve stopped paying any attention at all to the plot, and now watch for the sole purpose of seeing what ridiculousness happens to crop up in the lastest episodes. Take episode six. Right off the bat we get greeted with Reina’s ass, followed by a lesbian death maid, and an elf that enjoys going commando:

The lesbian is talking.

To be perfectly honest, I don't think one person wears underpants in this show. I mean, one character wears a fucking snake for crying out loud.

To be perfectly honest, I don't think one person wears underpants in this show. I mean, one character wears a fucking snake for crying out loud.

A thong is not underpants, it’s a string. Here’s the lesbian maid feeling up the elf that hates “underpants”.

I'm going to try and keep it PG-13 and not show the shots of Lesbian Death Maid groping Elf Girl's ass and tits.

I'm going to try and keep it PG-13 and not show the shots of Lesbian Death Maid groping Elf Girl's ass and tits.

When did Akikan characters enter the Queen's Blade? And when did Reina beat anyone?

When did Akikan characters enter the Queen's Blade? And when did Reina beat anyone?

I’m not really trying to review this episode, I’m going to jump around and just point out some facts from the show, with some shots from this episode of course. Take for instance what Risty says regarding Reina, who, in case you’ve forgotten, has ended the past few episodes by falling off a cliff.

Hopefully you're right Risty. And hopefully it's sooner rather then later.

Hopefully you're right Risty. And hopefully it's sooner rather then later.

Risty is the best character in the show, because she steals shit. Also, I actually remember her name.

Anyway, the panty-less elf girl, Nowa, is apparently half human, and elves have a big problem with humans for some reason, so the elves get together and decide she should participate in the Queen’s Blade, which, at this rate, will never actually start, because Nanael can’t do shit for shit, and is pretty much a useless character at this point (edit: ever character is a useless character). However, one elf feels kinda bad for Nowa, and my guess at this point is that she will end up helping Nowa….not because of her emotions, but because, unlike the other elves, who have normal clothes (nothing skimpy….except for the fact that they don’t wear underwear), she is dressed like this:

When you're showing skin in this show, you're going to be in Queen's Blade (tournament)

When you're showing skin in this show, you're going to be in Queen's Blade (tournament)

Eventually, I was wrong, and Nowa goes by herself. I guess the end of this episode was touching because Nowa was crying:

Queen's Blade + Attempts of Serious Moments = Doesn't Work

Queen's Blade + Attempts of Serious Moments = Doesn't Work

What did I think of this attempt at seriousness?

No kidding.

Thank GOD.

One big surprise/disappointment is that Reina doesn’t fall from a cliff this time.I believe that this episode contained a valid and important story that we can all learn from. What’s the moral of this story? Elves are sluts because they don’t wear underwear.

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5 thoughts on “Queen’s Blade 6: Elves Have No Morals

  1. hahahahah this is hilarious

    this show blows dick.. quite literally… actually… it sucks vaginas… btu i watch to laugh

  2. Alleyne (The elf that takes pity on Nowa) Wears leaves for panties and bra, and their is no solid proof every elf doesn’t wear underwear, Nowa being the only exception.

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