Ode to the InuYasha Parody

I can’t hold back any longer. I just watched the latest episode of InuYasha: The Final Act (it was awesome, and reminded me why I love InuYasha), and immediately, I went to myspace video to check out these parodies, which everyone must surly know of by now.

Before I get into these, I must tell you. I use almost half the lines in these parodies in daily life. From classics such as “See ya later Larry!” to simpler ones like, “surprised expression?”. I either say or think these lines on an almost daily basis, and have been doing so since……errr…..2006? Without further adu, here are….you know, I have actually mentioned these once or twice on this ISSS, but never in this kind of detail….anyway, for real this time:

InuYasha Parodies

As made by some dude named Chris

InuYasha Parodies, as made by this guy, are funny as fuck, even though they make no sense (for the  most part) and are generally centered around randomness. The voices are dead on (especially the old dude). Okay, some of it might be kind of dumb. but I’ve watched these things so many times that….well……I know them all. Because they’re  myspace video, I can’t actually embed them (I mean, I tried, and these are what I got) just click on them. Below I listed my favorite quote from each. I really took this way too far.

EDIT: I found 5 of the parodies on youtube so those you can just watch.


Inuyasha Parody Clip 1: PORN STASH!

Inuyasha Parodies | MySpace Video

Best Quote: “Sweet, potato chip porn!”


Inuyasha Parody Clip 2: MIROKU’S BREAST EXAM!

Inuyasha Parodies | MySpace Video

Best Quote: “See ya later, Larry!”


Inuyasha Parody Clip 3: DJBOUTI POWER

Inuyasha Parodies | MySpace Video

Best Quote: “Yup……I’m starin at the ground.” (there’s actually a lot of good ones in this one)


Inuyasha Parody Clip 4: DNA

Inuyasha Parodies | MySpace Video

Best Quote: “Surprised expression?”


Inuyasha Parody Clip 5: INUMAN

Inuyasha Parodies | MySpace Video

Best Quote: “Kamekaze watermelon.”


Inuyasha Parody Clip 6: ROFFLECAKES!

Inuyasha Parodies | MySpace Video

Best Quote: “Heh, and the demon’s like, ‘Heh I’m going to kill you’, and I’m all like, ‘Heh, no you’re not.’ (laughter)”


Inuyasha Parody Clip 7: KEG PARTY!

Inuyasha Parodies | MySpace Video

Best Quote: “If Aunt Jemima wants to take us down…”


Inuyasha Parody Preview Clip 8: PREVIEW!

Inuyasha Parodies | MySpace Video

Best Quote: “Amazment!?”

That’s the best I can do for you. But yea, this is kind of a filler post. I don’t really need a filler post, since I post way too much as it is, but there you go.

Idea For A New Anime

Once in a while, an idea comes along that is so perfect, so genius, so incredibly superior to all other ideas, that you have no choice but to somehow intact that idea, or at least make a post about it on your blog or ISSS. Well ladies and gentleman, I have realized that idea. And it’s actually silly…..it’s been right in front of me the whole time, just sitting there, waiting for me to notice it, kinda like that girl in class who you don’t really notice, but then you see her 2 years later and she’s hot as fuck. That’s right, an analogy such as that must surly have let you know that I’m serious, and so now, here is my idea for a show:

My Anime!

By Glo the Legend

The Premise

Uhhh…………well, the premise doesn’t really matter much, so I’m going to skip it……meh, I’ll make something up really quick, (I’m a genius so it will probably be great anyway)……and at some point, you might think that this is a “troll post” (I hate that word), but it’s not……well it kind of is, but I’m letting you know now to expect something dumb, so it’s not. There’s also going to be a plethora of spelling and grammar mistakes, please ignore the shittiness.

Let’s see, uhhh……okay.

Studio – Hmmm, I feel like it’s a show with randomness, so SHAFT might be good, but I don’t really want that kind of animation. I like what Silver Lining did with Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu, so I’ll pick them.

Genres: comedy, school, maybe throw some romance in there or something. There will be fanservice, but not much, and it will all only be for the sake of comedy. No panty shots or still frames of girls covering themselves up while going, “Nyaa~!” or any bullshit like that.

In a school in Japan, there is a girl named, oh hell, Aiko. There’s also another girl named……let’s sayyyyy Rin. Aiko and Rin are rivals, and the school happens to be split down the middle with fanclubs. Half of the school loves Aiko, and the other half loves Rin. In the school, they’re almost like political parties….this is also an all girl’s school, by the way. This is a co-ed school, by the way, although both Aiko and Rin are quite obviously girls. So anyway, the school has two fanclubs, and the fanclubs are obsessed with their idols (this includes teachers, who display their bias in many many ways). It’s kind of like a school filled with only Red Sox and Yankees fans, so basically everyone gets on everyone’s nerves and argues over which is better.

However, Aiko and Rin are both completely oblivious to this. They don’t even know that they have fanclubs.

One day, a boy named Yoichi (I love that name it sounds sick) transfers to school. Yoichi is a typical piece of shit. He’s bounced around from school to school, and, although he is actually very smart, he never does well in school, because he has OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). However, his OCD only relates to people’s clothes being either too tidy or too messy. So anyway, on the first day he notices Aiko, who is really hot, but also really laid back (and sort of a slob actually…yet she still has a fan club). Needless to say he goes crazy at how she’s dressed and immediatly rushes over to fix her clothes. Aiko and he immediately hate each other, therefore, Aiko’s fanclub hates him as well (I don’t think I need to explain the fanclub shit anymore, right?).

Next, he meets Rin. As you may have guessed, she dresses way to neat, and is probably rich. Yeah, she’s really rich, and has like…..bodygaurds and shit. She’s very conceited. Her and Aiko hate each other, because they have clashing personalities (slob vs neat freak). So Yoichi sees her and fixes her to be less neat. And so she hates him now too. This basically makes the entire school hate him right off the bat, and he is thrust into a group of the only kids who aren’t fans of either Aiko or Rin which include:

Yuki – She is the most perverted girl ever, and sometimes will be seen randomly tied up in bondage ropes.

Saito – This dude is normal, and becomes good friends with Yoichi. He just doesn’t feed into the whole fanclub deal.

Katsu – He loves to set traps. He sets them all over the place. Sometimes they can’t be explained (like a piano falling out of a cupboard) but his traps will go off, someone will get hit with something, and the show just goes on, ignoring what happened.

Anyway, the rest is kind of cliche, Aiko falls for Yoichi, and so does Rin, and all the while the fanclubs are going at it, and the outcasts get brought into the mix, and everything gets crazy. I just made that up as I went. Personally, I like it.

On to the cast, which is the real meat and potatoes.

The Cast


Aiko – Rie Kugimiya

She is a lazy sloth, but is really hot, and her fanclub loves her slobbiness, which they mistake for a laid back attitude (she’s really just a complete slob). She keeps to herself mostly, and gets annoyed easily. The only thing that she gets really serious for is….uhhh…….hmmm…………..you know what, you guys suggest something in the form of a comment. What is it that Aiko gets serious about?

Rin – Rie Kugimiya

Woah, woah, woah…….both lead females are played by the same seiyu! If you think that that’s bias and retarded, you ain’t seen nothing yet! Anyway, Rin is pretty much a complete stuck up bitch, and does the thing where she laughs into the back of her hand…..can we get a clip?

Perfect. That’s pretty much who she’s going to be.

Yoichi – Rie Kugimiya

Rie can play a guy, don’t think she can’t. You can probably see where this is going, and if you want to stop reading this post now I don’t blame you, that would just mean that you’re a person who can never finish what you start. Now Yoichi is your typical guy. Smart, not too bad looking. Pretty athletic. But he has OCD, where he need people to be dressed in a way that isn’t too tidy, but isn’t too sloppy. Shirts tucked in, but ruffled. High socks not too low, but not pulled up all the way. He feels the same way about bedrooms (only bedrooms).

Yuki – Rie Kugimiya

This girl is perverted beyond your imaginations. She relates everything to sex, and loves to be abused, or to abuse. If you’ve ever seen Puni Puni Poemi, she’s kind of a slightly less random (or some of you might call it, “annoying”) version of…..well, pretty much that whole show.

Saito – Rie Kugimiya

He’s normal. Let’s give him some glasses too. He’s a normal kid with glasses, which means that he’s not normal at all, and is in fact really smart.

Katsu – Rie Kugimiya

He loves to set traps. He sets them all over the place. Sometimes they can’t be explained (like a piano falling out of a cupboard) but his traps will go off, someone will get hit with something, and the show just goes on, ignoring what happened. Yes, I copied and pasted this from above.

All of the People/Extras/Dogs, that don’t have any actual lines (or do) but might still make sounds like the dog/cat/thing in Aria (Pyuu) – Rie Kugimiya

This can include the leaders of the fanclubs, teachers (who would play a part but I never named) and everything in between.

OP/ED – Original, Anime Related Tracks by Chatmonchy

I’ve been obsessed with Chatmonchy lately.

Conclusion

Chances are, you aren’t even reading this anymore. But if you are then let me know if you got this far I’ll tell you this:

The whole point of this post was to produce a show where Rie Kugimiya plays every part, although if you want, I guess you can substitute your favorite seiyu in there, although everyone’s favorite should be Rie Kugimiya. You might think that Rie Kugimiya playing every character would be stupid, because you wouldn’t be able to tell who is who and who is talking. Well you can go to hell, this is my ISSS and I can dream can’t I? CAN’T I!?

With this post, all credibility of Eye Sedso has now turned into dog shit has remained the same.

Guess What? I Finally Finished Umi Monogatari, and What I Thought Was….

Thank God this bullshhh (new favorite word) is over and done with. By episode 6 I had had enough of it. By episode 8 I was struggling. Episode 10 just pissed me off.

Umi Monogatari

Holy pufferfish! This anime was more up and down than waves as depicted by a kindergarten student using Paint:

Why is that exactly? Well let me tell you all a tale. A tale of tales that has been told since the telling of tales was first told during a telling in the form of a told tale that was tol-

We get it. Move on.

Err…right. so I don’t actually have a tale to tell, I just wanted to use the words tell, telling, tale, and told a bunch of times.

You should be banned from the internet. Idiots like you shouldn’t be able to have blogs.

It’s not a blog, it’s an ISSS.

You’re fucking retarded aren’t you?

I’ll ignore that for now, but I’m still going to continue talking. I’m going to tell you a story based off of Hobokon New Jersey. There’s going to be porn involved. Oh, whoops, I completely ripped off a parody.

You still haven’t said a thing about Umi Monogatari.

Yeah, I’m pretty much just having a retarded conversation with myself, which I not so cleverly disguised with the name Voice of Reason. So on to Umi Monogatari.

Umi Monogatari

For real this time

Obviously, the name is perfect for this anime, because it includes the 4 letter word, “mono”. Have you ever had Mono? It’s pretty shitty, and you’re always fucking tired, lethargic, slow…….all words that can describe this anime, which is very slow paced. The thing is, it started off pretty interesting, and I think it was due to these facts:

  • They had in-show fanservice. In otherwords, other characters noticed the fanservice (which, these days, can’t really be called fanservice at all, in fact, no one else probably even noticed it).
  • It had comedy.

Then the comedy and fanservice left (they kind of went hand in hand with each other), and we achieved what every bad anime achieves: Repetitive Bullshit.

Yes, Repetitive Bullshit, the cornerstone of suckage. I will now dutifully reveal the RB in UM.

  1. Everyone: Oh no! We have to save Piss! I mean Urin! We have to save Urin! (snicker)
  2. Karin: I’m depressed about my boyfriend. Or ex-boyfriend. Or boyfriend. Oh, now I’m fine. Oh now I’m depressed.
  3. Turtle: You girls need to use the light.
  4. *Marin: Cries

Repeat in no specific order. If I could watch this again, I would stop where Urin get’s captured, and skip to the last episode, because everything else is just retarded. In fact, the end turns out to be a stupid piece of shit as well, and I’m going to tell you right now what it was. Sedna (the main bad person) was “the accumulation of darkness in everybody’s hearts”……..what the fuck is that bullshit? That’s the laziest way to end a show. Basically, there was no antagonist. Basically, the antagonist was a naturally occurring phenomenon. That’s incredibly cliche and stupid. What a piece of shit. “People threw away their darkness” please. Bullshit. That’s what it was. And then the even more ending was even more bullshit.. And I will tell you that ending now as well. Urin manages to now disappear because of bullshit. Marin hugs her and the darkness and the light “understand each other”. This was so stupid I feel like shitting on something important…..like a statue.

At the very end of the episode, I started enjoying it a bit more, because they brought the comedy back. (I’m talking about like….the last 30 seconds). This anime was good in terms of the following:

Art – Superbly done

Story – lol yea right the story sucked…I mean it started out pretty good, then it got dumb.

Comedy/Fanservice – They were doing this awesomely at first, then they stopped.

*I put an asterisk next to crying. There is a lot of fucking crying, almost as much as Aoi Hana. Now, in my review for Aoi Hana (I think, it might have been something else) I stated that whenever girls use “crying attack” against me, it’s super effective, ie, I’m a sucker for girls crying (I stole this pretty much word for word from blur….I see you blur). Anyway, in Aoi Hana, the crying girls appealed to my nature. In Umi Monogatari, I wanted to punch every single girl in the ovary and throw them off a cliff into a pit of lava. The crying was more annoying that Maria’s howl from Umineko no Naku Koro ni. God damn fucking crying girls.

I actually enjoyed the first 5 or so episodes. I liked them a good deal, but after that, this anime shit the bed, HARD. And the good things about Umi Monogatari aren’t good enough to make me give this anime any higher than a

FINAL GRADE = 2

Bill filled Umi Monogatari with so much darkness that it killed itself.

Ai Kora Fetish

Well, I was over at a site that’s miles better than this piece of crap (which could be any site really), and I was reading an interesting post. Then I clicked a link. The link went here. That made me go here, which in turn made me go here. Now…..well now we’re here.

Ai Kora

Ai Kora is your typical “Glo the Legend will love this shit” manga. It’s about a kid who loves specific parts of a girl, in other words, he is a “parts fetishist”. If a manga or anime has the word “fetish” involved somewhere, there’s a big chance that I’m going to love it. Let me break down the specific parts he is looking for:

  • Specific Eyes
  • Specific Legs
  • Specific Voice
  • Specific Breasts (duh, this is obviously important….although not really to me, as much as I lead on)

Awesomeness ensues. He goes to a high school in Tokyo just so he could have a better chance to meet a girl that has these parts, and wouldn’t you know it, he meets 4 girls, all of which each have one part that he desires, right off the bat. All of them are incredibly cliche, which is completely fine with me. In fact, I might say that this is an incredibly cliche manga. Here are the main girls:

  1. A tsundere (eyes)
  2. A hot sensei (the older woman, legs)
  3. A shy girl with glasses (and huge cans)
  4. A small ninja girl (she has the voice)

These are all very cliche characters, I haven’t seen anything to confirm my beliefs yet (I only read one chapter), but I have a hunch that the sensei is going to like to drink (because that would be cliche). Anyway, the situation is that somehow, Hachibe, (main character) has moved in with all of these girls (well, in a shed on their property, which is the girl’s dorm). You can probably see where it’s going.

Is this another cliche harem? I don’t like those.

Yes you do, you just don’t want to admit it. Everyone likes cliche harem. Although, I wouldn’t consider this a harem at all. Why? Well, I don’t know, it’s not like every girl wants to go…..hmm….it probably is a harem. And yes, it is horribly amazingly cliche, but cliche never bothers me, as long as it’s done correctly, which, in this case, it seems to be.

EDIT/UPDATE: WOW, I CALLED IT, THE SENSEI GOT DRUNK IN THE SECOND CHAPTER!!! I know all!

ANOTHER EDIT/UPDATE: Well, now I’m on chapter 22, and this manga is just fucking awesome.

TRIPLE FUCKING UPDATE!:

Milk Grappling! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

ANOTHER FUCKING EDIT: Chapter 35 might be one of the funniest manga chapters I’ve ever read in my life ever.

More Bullshhh That I Did This Week

GYAD DAYUM CLASSES STARTED! WHEN WILL I BE DONE WITH COLLEGE AND BE ABLE TO GET AN ACTUAL JOB!?

In a year.

Oh…. Well okay then.

Here’s what happened lately:

I have been obsessed with this OP:

The song is Shojo S and the group is Sandal. It is an awesome song. I love this song. I want the song. I will thusly get the song. 0:35 seconds when the beat drops it’s awesome. The background music is done well. Look at the fucking actual video for the actual song:

I love the video. It’s great. Moving on.

Anyway, what else happened….Oh, I watched episode 3 of

Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu 3

Here is my episode review:

Anybody notice the fountain in this scene? I pointed it out in the above screen shot in case you didn’t. Youve seen, I’m sure, statues where a boy is “pissing” water (aka the water is coming out of his dickhole) well this statue is shitting water, and that’s ten times better than pissing it. And throughout this scene, the amount of water it shits out constantly changes. I thought this was very funny.

Why, because you love shit?

No, because I love when there’s a scene with both a fecal…I mean focal point, (which in this case would be the conversation and the people involved) and something else retarded happening in the background. In this scene, most people will be looking at the characters, not at the shitting fountain. I myself didn’t notice the shitting fountain until the end of the scene (I obviously replayed the scene to see the shitting fountain). But Baka to Test does a lot of this. They have very small details that are funny if you pay attention enough to notice them. Like in one scene, part of Yoshii’s head falls off (like a broken piece of ceramic). Now, I’m not going to die laughing my ass off at this, but it’s pretty cool and I like that short of random ass shit. That’s it. That’s my review of the whole episode.

Back to

Bleach

So I’ve watched abot 50 episodes in the past 2 days (literally, I’ll be caught up probably by Tuesday…..in fact, I’ve been watching so much anime lately it’s almost ridiculous. I think I’ve been averaging about 15 shows per day for the past 5 days). So I have a new favorite character. It’s a girl (strangly, most of my favorites are girls). My past favorite character was probably Kenpachi, who is bad ass and awesome. He might actually still be my favorite, who knows, but I just watched episode 223, and it just amplified the awesomeness of a character whom I already thought was one of the best. I am talking of course, about Soifon (Soi Fon?), the captain of division 2.

Awesome silhouette picture, isn’t it? Soifon is a cocky bitch, but not the kind of cocky that is out there. Instead, she just has a cockyness that is almost……..covert? (get it because her division is the covert…..never mind). It’s almost a hidden cockyness, but she deserves to be cocky, because she knows what’s going on. Her entire fight with that guy (I don’t know who he was), she literally just observing him to get ready for an Espada, and then she’s like “Okay, so now I’m going to kill you, and you won’t even be able to tell.” And then she did it. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM. She BAMs. Here’s another cool picture:

Wow, she’s like the James Cameron of “to be continued” screens (she has the top two, and James Cameron has the top two grossing movies worldwide of all time).

Let’s move on to

Berserk

Per Baka-Raptor’s request, I started watching Berserk. Now I’ve only seen one episode, as it’s very hard to watch multiple episodes in a row.

So I sat down and got to watching the first episode, which featured guy’s getting shot in the head with arrows, sliced in half……the usual (although less blood than I thought there’d be, which is where the manga comes into play after). Now, I like watching shows where people get sliced in half and shot in the head with an arrow or two. In fact, I’d say that Berserk has a lot of things in it that I like to see in an anime:

  • Huge bad-ass dude slicing people/demons in half with a giant sword, but not in a fake Bleach sort of way, but instead in a realistic kind of way (I’m not hating on Bleach, I love that show when it isn’t fillers). In other words, when you see someone like Ichigo slice a hollow in half, it’s not surprising, nor does it seem like a great feat. But when Guts from Berserk does it, it’s just bad ass and a show of toughness.
  • Huge bad ass dude.
  • Hints at a pretty good plot. Ex: the mark on Berserk’s neck. Questions have already been raised this early in the show. I like where this is going.

So why did I only watch one episode? Well, after watching an episode, I felt like I really, really had to hit the gym hard. I mean, watching Guts kill guys and shit makes me want to just bulk up. I realize I might sound like a huge fag, or a “bro” (they’re synonyms), but it’s kind of cold to go out in the woods and throw boulders like I usually do to work out (I don’t really do that at all), so I went to the gym, and hit it hard. By the end of this series, I might be able to lift a building (this is actually true). My triceps are sore just from typing this, I love it.

So what does this do to me? Well, this changes everything. I might have to revoke some laws that I made, because if anime can make me huge, then I would surly pull down [more] pussy. Holy shit, Berserk is so bad ass that it goes against anime.

One more thing.

Pani Poni Dash

See? I gave artist info.

I was watching this for some reason, and have decided that the character who I assumed was my favorite (Himeko) is actually not, and that Ichijou is actually my favorite. There’s really no contest here, and I don’t know what I was thinking with Himeko. I mean, Ichijou is so odd that it’s awesome, not to mention her eyes are always as depicted. If I ever met a girl with eyes like that, I would date her (yea right). I now must update the character page. By the way, it’s nearly impossible to find this anime subbed anywhere. I can find random parts on youtube (the parts not taken down) but not full subbed episodes. I can find the dubbed, and they aren’t really that bad, but the subbed are better. Pani Poni Dash is still awesome.

I guess I’ll leave it at that. I really just wanted to talk about the OP. The rest is kind of just bullshit. With school starting, expect the same amount of posts from me, because I have no priorities.

XBlade 21: More of the Same (aka, AWESOMENESS)

Ala Atra has translated another chapter of XBlade into English, and as usual the quality is outstanding. These guys deserve a medal. Anyway, this chapter included BAM moments. That’s right, plural.

Haru and Mana decide it’s time to cut this mofo down before he causes anymore trouble, and then they realize that this dude’s blade is none other than they’re friend and peer, Fukuhara. Will Haru somehow be able to defeat this angry mofo without killing her? I’m not going to tell you, because that would be a spoiler, which is the same reason I can’t show you the two BAM moments, because they’re kind of spoilers. I will tell you that both have to do with things getting cut. If you’ve read the manga, I’ll tell you the page numbers that the BAM moments are on:

BAM #1: Page 35-36 (That was an awesome and surprising move!)

Other: On page 40, it looks like Fukuhara might be regretting her choice, and then

BAM #2:Page 47 (Bangshaft!)

This manga kicks ass.

Bleach: Explain This To Me

So I started watching Bleach again, seeing as I’m about…….ohhhh sayyyy……150 episodes behind (rough estimate…I have no idea what episode it’s up to right now). Anyway, I’m watching the filler arc about the princess girl. Yea, that’s how far back I am.

To be honest, the arc really isn’t that bad, especially if you skip the repetitive bullshit, and just watch the important stuff which would be anything with Ichigo, since no one else really has anything meaningful to say in this whole arc. I mean I don’t care what the captains do, because we all know that in the end, they really aren’t going to play that big of a part as to doing the actual saving of the princess and the actual defeating of the main foe.

So as I was watching this, there were several moments when I started thinking, “What is this bullshit?”

Number One: Soul Society is Bullshit

When people die, they go to Soul Society, right? But in Soul Society, people fight, and there’s a possiblility that they can die…err………again? How can you die if you’re already dead, and what happens when you….err……..re-die? Where do they go? Do they go to Soul Society II or something? Are there just like…..50000 billion zillion trillion Soul Societies? Or do you become human again? Or do you become a hollow? No, no, no, none of this is making any sense to me!

Number Two: The Captains Are Morons

They never think before they act, and it’s always the same thing.

  • A problem happens.
  • Ichigo somehow ends up as the bad guy running around Soul Society.
  • Ichigo has a perfectly rational explanation to back up his actions, and offers to explain it.
  • None of the captains want to hear it/don’t believe him.
  • They attack Ichigo which hinders the plan.

Sometimes hit first ask questions second is a good thing. Most of the time, it’s not. Where’s the thought process, people? I mean, the shinigami in Soul Society don’t even try to grasp situations, they’re all just morons. They have no strategic thought process, and you know what that makes them? It makes them dumb animals with swords. Talk about a disorganized….er….organization. I would be hailed as one of the most skilled tacticians ever if I were a shinigami in Soul Society (which I probably am anyway). You’d think they’d learn by now that pretty much anything that Ichigo does is always right.

Number Three: Walls?

In one episode, a mass of shinigami are going to fight in a training thing. However, they get  stuck in a dead end and thusly become stuck. When this happened, I thought, “How are they stuck? Can’t they fly and shit?” Apparently they can’t jump or do much of anything to get over the short walls, which are not very tall at all.

Are you kidding me? I could parkour that shit like it was nothing! At this time, they don’t even think of flying. Yet later, it shows a number of shinigami hovering high in the sky, fighting those huge hollow dudes.

That one guy in the middle is horizantal. That's the kind of flying they can do, yet they can't get over a tiny wall?

Explain that.

Come to think of it…..when the fuck did they all learn how to fly? In the first arc everyone was on the ground, then one day everyone suddenly knew how to fly.

As for my current viewing…

Well, even though it’s just a filler arc, I’m actually somehow finding myself become addicted to Bleach again. I can’t stop watching it. Cheers! And PS: UCONN BEAT #1 TEXAS!!!!

Eye Think it’s Time for an Update

Of all sorts of shit that I’m watching, and what I think of all of it.

Bakemonogatari

Well, this is one of the shows that everyone has been raving about. Being a big fan of Akiyuki Shinbo myself, one could say that I’ve been destined to love this show. So then why am I still on episode 3? And why could I not even get through episode 4? I’m sorry, but I’d rather watch more Maria + Holic. This show is boring as fuck. If I wanted to watch a show comprised of debates and witty banter, I’d kill myself watch a talk show or something. This better get better.

Basquash!

Still on episode 14. At this point I’m beginning to think that I’ll always be on 14.

El Cazador de la Bruja

This show started off pretty awesome. There were fights, cool things going on…..I was enjoying it. But somewhere along the line (episode 7, which is the last one I saw) the show became infested with bulllshit and filler, and I did not like it. I hope this show pick up the pace a little, because I’m finding it very slow moving as of late.

Fight Ippatsu! Juden-chan!!

That’s right….slowly but surly, I’m still watching this. I’ll put on an episode every now and then, and honestly, it really isn’t that bad. I mean, once you get over the fanservice (which I feel is lessoning) it’s not horrible. Certainly better than K-On. As of now I’m on (finished) episode 6.

Umi Monogatari

9 episodes done, and I really don’t want to finish this. The art is awesome. The OP and ED aren’t even that bad (but they’re not good). The story is pretty good, and there’s one character that I love (Kanon). BUT, this is such a boring anime that it makes me want to gougue my eyes out just for some fucking action. The same fucking background music plays throughout, even during “exciting” scenes, like fight scenes. Do you know what that does to the scenes? It makes them worthless. God this anime is boring.

Other Shit

  • I actually watched TWO episodes of Ranma 1/2 for the first time in like….a year, and I actually enjoyed the episodes (but fuck, I HATE Happosai).
  • I started Berserk. I’m probably going to end up reading the manga afterward. Post forthcoming (duh)
  • InuYasha is fucking great.
  • I started reading Dan Brown’s latest book, Lost Symbol. It features Robert Langdon (main character from Angels & Demons and The da Vinci Code…..so you know it kicks ass).
  • I started Kampfer…..I already published that post.
  • My paychecks keep getting higher, but I’m working the same amount of hours. Explain that to me (not complaining at all though).

My manga really hasn’t changed.

Kamfer: The Animation Sucks, The Story is Weak, But….

Akane is a hilarious character. That’s probably the one thing that I can say about this anime.

What makes her so funny? At first, she may at first appear to be a shy, kind of awkward girl. But very quickly, you learn that she’s very quick to think that everything someone (mainly Natsuru) says is related to sex in some way shape or form. If I were a psychiatrist (which I’m not) then I would say that this stems from her subconscious yearning for Natsuru’s girthy man-chode. Even if I weren’t a psychiatrist (which I’m not) I would still probably have this same assumption.  This girl has sex on her mind more often than I do, which is a considerable feat. It is clearly evident that she wants his meat shaft, and in and around her mouth, vagina, and maybe even ass-hole. What a masochist slut!

So she mistakes everything to be sexually related……that’s going to get old fast.

Not true. I could watch 26 episodes of her doing this all episode long, and I would think that it’s funny. And what’s better about her, is that when she transforms into a Kampfer (or whatever the fuck happens) then she suddenly becomes a red-haired girl who is cocky, bad mouthed, and ready to kick ass, which is completely different from her personality as a…….er……non-Kampfer. This makes her even more awesome, because it gives her a bit of split personality. She has already won the best character for this anime, which otherwise, I don’t have much more good things to say about.

Kampfer so far (two episodes) is okay. Probably wouldn’t have bothered writing a post about if it weren’t for Akane. I have also started Berserk, which is great. I will probably read the manga when I’m done (for Berserk).

OH WAIT! One more awesome thing: They break the 4th wall by making fun of seiyu that voice characters in the actual show:

I fucking love that shit. This show wins my checkmark of approval:

The Nogizaka Couple: A Tale of Two Pussies

Wow, the first season was awesome, and I loved it. Even though it was corny, cliche, and stupid, I thought it was at the same time brilliant (or at least rather good). The second season started off the same way, and even had an episode with Rie Kugimiya in it! What joy! Then it started going downhill, as the pussiness level of Haruka and Yuuto (mainly the latter) finally caught up with the show.

Enter Yuuto: Pussy Number One

He's the one who pushed you down, and then insulted you!, WHY ARE YOU APOLOGIZING!?

Jesus Christ, Yuuto is the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen. He lets everyone just walk all over him, and doesn’t stand up for jack shit. I mean, dude, grow a set. An idol company (well, at least the two people who want to make Haruka into an idol) tells him he can’t see Nogizaka anymore, and he just agrees with them and becomes depressed. Isn’t she your girlfriend??? Right? Or am I wrong? Are they actually going out? I mean, they don’t really do anything intimate, and they’re always awkward around each other. This is probably because Yuuto refuses to project himself as the alpha male. He never takes control of the situation. If I were Yuuto, I probably would’ve already fucked Haruka several times. So many times in fact, that we would already be moving on the stage of the relationship were we just having kinkier sex, and start doing things like fucking in odd places like classrooms and childrens hospitals. We might even fuck in the woods. Wait, what the fuck was I talking about? Oh yea, Yuuto has no ballsack.

So the two people want to make Haruka into an idol and tell Yuuto to stop seeing her. Instead of talking to Haruka about this, which is the most sensible thing to do, he just ignores Haruka, like a pussy.

This is the bitch that made Yuuto (a stranger at the time) buy her a soda, just by telling him to do it.

The bitch makes sense. That’s because she’s not a pussy. In case you’re wondering, Yuuto went home and sulked in his room after this. Here are some more examples of Yuuto’s vagina:

  • He got that bitch a soda, all because she told him to do it. This might not sound too bad, it they knew each other, but she thought that Yuuto worked in her studio, but really he was just a stranger. Yuuto also didn’t know who the girl was. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t buy a random girl a soda just because she bitched at me. In fact, I’d probably slap her (which wold turn her on). Later they did realize that they had previously met.
  • He apologizes way too much. I mean, he literally apologizes every other line. Go ahead and tell me what word he says most…it’s probably sumimasen or gomenosai or something. Give me a break dude! You know, I was going to take screen shots of all the times that he said sorry in one episode alone, but I watched literally 15 seconds and he said “sorry” 6 times. Are you serious dude? Why don’t you just turn gay, you have no right to pursue women.
  • Remember the butler/maid party episode, where he let that douche bag pour whine on him, kick him and basically make him look like a total pussy? And Yuuto didn’t even throw a punch (or do anything)? And instead all of the girl maids kicked the dude’s ass? Yea, what a pussy.
  • Has he even hugged Haruka? Every time they’re about to kiss, something happens and he just stops. One time his cell phone rang. That’s a time when you’re supposed to just ignore the cell phone. She obviously wants your shit, get in there balls deep! He should take advice from Leon and bring tha ruckas to dat ass!
  • He’s a fucking pussy, can we move on now?

This bitch was the most sensible person in this particular episode…I mean, everyone even tells Yuuto that he’s being a pussy, and what does he do? He STILL ACTS LIKE A PUSSY! PUSSY! GOD DAMN PUSSY! (relevant part at 2:15, but watch the whole thing because it’s funny).

Enter Haruka: The Pussy’s Accomplice Other Pussy

Let’s be honest, two pussies don’t match up very well. I mean, sure, they can still have pretty good sex, but would it be the same as having a nice, hard dick in there? Probably not. It would be like trying to plug an electrical outlet into an electrical outlet.  Not pssible. You can rub them against each other, which might resonate a few small sparks. But in general, you’re going to need a plug.

Such can be said about a couple comprised of two pussies. Ever see The Perfect Storm? In the perfect storm, A smaller storm combines with a larger one to make a shitfest of a storm. Harua X Yuuto is like the perfect storm of pussiness. Haruka is the smaller pussy and Yuuto is the larger one. So put them together and you now have the biggest pussy couple ever. And yes, Yuuto is a bigger pussy, and here’s why:

While Haruka is indeed a pussy, let’s be frank, she is a girl, so she has an excuse to be the way she is. Not only that, but she’s still got balls when compared to Yuuto, and if anything I would say she wears the pants in the relationship (although they both wear skirts). I mean, when does Yuuto ever ask Haruka to do anything him? NEVER. It’s always Haruka asking Yuuto if he wants to go to the……err…..box social or whatever it is young people do these days.

Anyway, I’m going to explain why she’s a pussy, but first I’ll explain why it’s okay for her to be one:

  • She’s a typical shy girl.
  • Early on, people made fun of her because she liked anime. Then she became ridiculously hot and everyone loved her (go figure).
  • She’s voiced by Mamiko Noto, the Queen of Soft Spokeness.
  • She actually has a pussy (unless it’s revealed in later episodes that she’s actually been a trap the whole time, albeit one with big tits.
  • Her default facial expression is embarrassed.

These are just three reasons why it’s okay for her to be a soft spoken whore, but where there’s a soft spoken whore, there’s a soft spoken vagina.

lol….what the fuck are you even talking abou-

Nogizaka Haruka is a pussy for many reasons. For one, it takes her like……400 years just to ask Yuuto questions, and she is wayyy too….let’s see……you know what, all of the reasons I used to explain why it’s okay for her to be a pussy can also be used to back up why she’s a pussy, so I’m moving on.

Actually, I will say one more thing. She is incredibly awkward around Yuuto. If you ever saw them together on the streets (which is impossible because they’re not actually real, they’re 2D), then you would probably think that they’re meeting up for the first time on a blind date or something, when they’ve actually known each other on a close, personal level for 2 GOD DAMN SEASONS! After 2 seasons, Yuji and Shana were…….well, actually, that was a bad example, let me try again. After 2 seasons, Saito and Louise were already yearning for sex, and had already confessed their love for each other. (Isn’t it interesting that I used the same seiyu pairing for both my examples? [ex: Shana and Lousie have same seiyu and Yuji and Saito have the same seiyu])

Enter Shiina: The Non-Pussy But Still Kind of a Pussy

In case you’re still wondering why I threw her in the mix, I don’t really know why. She’s normal. But she’s also the best choice if I were Yuuto. Actually, if by some unfortunate and magical accident, I was suddenly turned into an anime character and then somehow became thrust into this anime as Yuuto, I would probably kill myself for being such a pussy, and since it’s an animation I would still be alive, after which point I would hit the gym or train in the mountains (God I need to stop linking to this post…actually, no I don’t) in order to beef myself up. Then, after becoming an alpha male that every pussy secretly yearns for, I would fight Haruka’s dad. After defeating him, I would rail Mrs. Nogizaka, and everyone else in my way. Following this, I would take over the animated universe, and create a spinoff show called, Yuuto: No Longer A Pussy, where I would just go from place to place fucking girls and beating the shit out of people.

NOTE: Personally, I loved writing this post, even though it wasn’t anything special….oh yea, I almost forgot…

FINAL GRADE = 4

Why a 5 after I apparently just bashed the shit out of Yuuto? Well, it was still pretty enjoyable, and he almost fucked Haruka in the final episode (in his situation, anyone could fuck anyone. You could replace Haruka with the hottest girl ever and Yuuto with the dude with the worst game ever, and they’d still have sex) If only those fucking stupid maids didn’t barge in right before he was going to insert. I would’ve fucking knocked them out if I were finally about to lay pipe with a girl who I had been trying to lay pipe with for two seasons. That’s just wrong. Evil even. Don’t interrupt a man when he’s about to bring the ruckas.

With that said, this post is over, and I’m hungry.