Hello there everyone. Having a nice day are we? Good, good. So then, let’s get down to brass tax. This is a follow up on a comment that someone wrote here a few days ago.
There’s a reason why I put your name in the title, rose_darkangel, it’s because I want to you see this. I want everyone to see this. You suck. I assume from your words (which I will get to shortly), that you are a girl, because only a girl would have a girly name like “rose_darkangel”, and only a girl would bitch about something as stupid as K-On. I bet you’re the type of feminist whore who thinks she owns the whole God damn planet. It’s just your world, and we’re all just living in it, right? I’ll get into more detail in a bit, but first, a bit of background.
I almost never get mad or upset over any type of comment. Ever. Even lately when Neige aka Iron Lung aka Crystal Method aka Midgets Into Crunk aka AilesGrises was trolling around. I don’t mind a troll, because everyone knows that all it takes to beat a troll is a well-placed Wingardium Levioso to knock it on it’s ass (feel free to make fun of this shitty joke, I won’t care, in fact, you’ll just be agreeing with me that it is indeed, shitty [IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY!]). Anyway, if a person leaves a rude or negative comment, I may respond with something that may have made it seem as though I was mad, but I don’t think I’ve ever been remotely close to peeved over a comment that someone leaves on my site ever. When I respond, I’ll almost always throw in a joke or sarcasm that most people won’t get, but I will, and I’ll know that I wasn’t serious, even if that person doesn’t..err…know…………..tl;dr:
Comment X: That whole post SUCKED COCK. You are a PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!
For a comment like this, I might leave a reply like this:
glothelegend: GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE! I AM GOING TO RRRAPE YOU!
Now, my reply might be yelling in all caps, and the person might think that he successfully got to me, but in actuality, I was just having a grand old time referencing a very funny video, which Refuse to Come Wack recently put up on one of his glorious posts, which brought fame and fortune to the small town of Southington Maki’s Vagina.
If I were actually ever mad at a comment, I would be doing this shit, aka writing a post about it. By the way, rose_darkangel can SUCK my FUCKING DICK (if she’s of age and hot, which she probably is neither……in fact, I’m probably writing a post making fun of a 12 year old immigrant from China. Don’t I feel strong and big and cool?). If rose_darkangel is indeed not of age then she can choose option B of falling (or jumping, either one works) off of a cliff.
Okay, enough beating around the bush, here is the comment that this self-satisfying Hitler Nazi posted on my beautiful post, which bashed K-On gracefully and majestically:
Just in case you’re too lazy to click something with your mouse, here is what she said (this completely defeats the purpose of a link, but whatever).
“rose_darkangel” your name sucks. rose_darkangel. Yeeaaaa. Yea you’re a pretty girl with a bit of a dark side huh? You’re a dark angel. Ooooo. So mysterious and DARK. But we still know you’re pretty, because you have the word rose in front of this. You’re like a deceptive, dark, seductress. You’re hot and dark. But you know what they say in the famous rap, Dirty Mouf:
“Pretty pretty princess nope, you’re a bitch, if’ you’re hot and you think you’re a queen, nah you’re a bitch”
Look I even have the video:
Yea, that’s me on the second verse, and even though this was recorded like….6 years ago, I’m pretty sure I was talking about you. Who knows though. Maybe I shouldn’t write stupid ass raps in my spare time. If only I could have you to tell me what to do 24/7, then I’d know what I’m allowed to do…
You know, I might punch you if I see you (emotionally).
If you read my reply, then you already know why I’m mad. This may be a good reason to be mad to you, maybe not. But allow me to farther embellish my reasons as to why this comment was filled with utter retardedness:
People can write a comment making fun of me or my posts. That’s fine. Most of the time, I deserve it. Other times, I make a post assuming that almost everyone is going to disagree with me (and nobody gets that I do this on purpose), but who the fuck do you think you are, where you can control what I want to say or do? Do I go to your house or place or work and tell you how to dress or do your job (coincidentally, rose_darkangel lives and works out of a brothel, so if I did want to do this, I would only have to go to one place). Let me do this in steps:
- You spelled “your” wrong. You meant to type, “you’re” as in “you are”. If you’re getting spelling fixes from me of all people, then you know you suck. Even if you fix the mistake, the sentence doesn’t make sense (it isn’t even a sentence really), but I think you mean to query; “If I hate K-On, why am I (glothelegend) wasting time talking about it?” I can only guess that I’m right, because I’m always right, even when I’m wrong. The answer to this question is of course, BECAUSE I WANT TO. Maybe I was in the mood to bash something. Maybe I was upset that a second season was made. Maybe I was confused as to why people actually like this show, which is comprised mainly of moe bullshit and a repetitive plot cycle of more moe bullshit like eating cake and dressing up in stupid costumes. Maybe I wanted to make people see the light, and notice that K-On was a piece of shit. There are many, many reasons, but I sadly forgot the specifics (probably a little bit of all of them). I hope that answers your question.
- You then tell me to STOP IT [the bashing of said show]. Good thing you wrote it in ALL CAPS, or I probably wouldn’t have even seen the word. First of all, I actually did stop. I didn’t plan on ever writing anything about K-On ever again. I wasn’t even ever going to bring it up again, and in fact, I haven’t. If you could read dates, you might notice that this post was written quite a while ago. Then again, reading dates might be a bit above your education level.
- “…nobody forced me to watch…” Actually, I forced myself to watch. I went into the show excited. I thought it looked like a pretty good show to tell you the truth. I liked the premise, and thought it had a lot of potential. I even wrote good things about one episode, and brought to light my belief that the show would make a turn around and be awesome like I thought it would and could be! I watched the series, and I didn’t like it. In fact, it’s my least favorite anime ever. That’s just what happened. Don’t blame me for disliking shitty anime.
- “….and nobody is forcing you to watch season 2…” I know. That’s why I’m not. I’m pretty sure I insinuated that I would not be watching the second season, if I didn’t directly state that I wouldn’t be watching it. Are you an idiot?
- “….stop doing your own plotting in someone else['s] work…” This is acceptable. This is your opinion of the post, so I have no problem with this at all. Maybe I should stop doing this. Maybe instead, I’ll watch the first episode of K-On S2 and re-write it out of spite, just to annoy you. It remains to be seen.
- “….if you want an anime of your own then damn do it…” At this point I’m pretty much convinced you’re only about 12 or so, but yea, I really should have my own anime, but Danny Choo is getting his own anime, and I really don’t want to be like him (I don’t have anything against him really, it’s not his fault that people suck his dick whenever he puts up a picture of a fucking bowl of ramen on his blog). I’m to busy with other stuff to actually create my own anime. Plus I don’t have time or money to fly to learn Japanese, fly to Japan, and contact SHAFT or J.C. Staff about a great idea for a new anime. Thanks for the advice though, I’m glad you can see that I have skills.
- “….you don’t need to fix things on someone else['s] story….” Umm…have you SEEN K-On? There’s a whooooollleee lot that needs to be fixed in that piece of shit. (Again, I fixed your spelling. I’ve been thinking, and maybe it’s not fair to make fun of your spelling. It’s possible that you are of a different language speaking decent, and perhaps English is your second language. If this is the case, disregard me pointing out and correcting your spelling mistakes….or better yet, thank me for teaching you how to spell correctly. (I’m such a helpful guy)).
- “…are you an Idiot?” “Idiot” isn’t a proper noun, and to my knowledge, isn’t a person’s name (certainly not mine). At times I can be an idiot, but don’t worry, I’m still not close to taking the title from you.
That is my analysis of said comment. Summary:
rose_darkangel said it wasn’t right for me to bash K-On, and bashed me. She bashed me for essentially re-writing someone else’s work, and displaying how I would have done the series, if I had been in charge of writing it. In a nutshell, she tried to control what I put into my posts here at Eye Sedso.
You know who else tried to control what people said? Hitler! And I’ll be damned to have a racist, nazi piece of shit like you writing totalitarian garbage on MY site. If you have a website or blog or ISSS (trust me, you don’t have an ISSS. You’re not awesome enough), then feel free to spout all sorts of bullshit about how K-On is the best anime ever and how Jews are the ruination of the world. Blur likes K-On, and even let me know in the post, but he wasn’t a dick about it. He didn’t tell me to stop writing posts about K-On. That’s because, even though he likes K-On, which is a poor, poor anime, he’s still fucking cool.
Basically, don’t tell me what to do. You suck. I hope you get hit by a car…..or anything. I hope you get hit.