Here’s The Dance

Well, today (or yesterday), me and my good friend over at Refuse to Come Wack partook in a pairs figure skating contest at our camp, at which we both work. Before you get all giddy and click on the video without reading this like a fucking shit-fuck. First read the background shit:

  • All campers and counselors were split into countries: Norway (me and said friend), Finland, France, Canada, Iceland, and Holland.
  • Over the course of 2 weeks, these countries faced each other in different “Winter Olympic Events”. Obviously, it is not winter, so we improvised.
  • After each event, each country was awarded a medal to fit their place: 1st gets gold, 2nd gets silver, and so on and so forth. 6th got plastic.
  • This was the final event of the session. As of this point, Norway (the country LED my yours truly and said friend [literally, we were in charge of the country]) had a slight lead, and we were also up last in this event. We also needed a perfect ten to win the event (40/40), because a previous group wowed the crowd with a 39/40. We weren’t scared, and thusly, when we were called upon….

That’s me in the beard. I don’t understand why my legs are so fucking skinny. It’s not like I don’t run. I can run for fucking days. God hates me……..butttttttt he DOESN’T hate Norway, because we not only got a fucking 40/40, perfect score, double rainbow all the way, but we also took 1st place overall in the entire session. Basically, I kick serious fucking ass, I always win, I’m the best, and everyone else sucks. And just or shits and giggles, at the end of the day, I also won counselor of the session for the West Coast (best counselor out of all the counselors who are in charge of the older half of the campers), so basically, yea….I kick your mom’s ass, your dad’s ass, your sibling’s ass, your pet’s ass, your entire family tree’s ass, and most importantly, your ass. I’m the best, and everyone else sucks.

We even messed up the Fusion technique, and we still got a perfect score. Can you imagine if we nailed this flawlessly? What would happen? I’ll tell you what would happen. Fucking Armageddon of Extacy. Chances are, you probably already came at the sight of the two of us.

Oh, and I’m not gay. I’m married after all, and chances are, my wife came at the near man-kiss featured in the video.

Extra-Extra (more self-glorifying)

No one else got a STANDING FUCKING OVATION. This marks the second time I have received a STANDING FUCKING OVATION from a performance I was in. Like, the crowd gave everyone else polite applauses, but we got a serious slaughterhouse of roars and applause. Of course, throughout the week, we had other countries carrying our flag around (literally, other countries had people rooting for Norway, because we kicked so much ass). Me and Rob kicked some serious ass. And we did it as men: Wearing womens’ leggings and children’s XL size shirts.

I wish camp equated to real life, because I would be fucking God.

What Do I Think Of Black Rock Shooter?

Wait....Asians liking Math? I'm not surprised.

Was that last jab racist? I don’t really give a shit, especially since all stereotypes are true. I could get into the fact that all white people are retarded, all black people love watermelon and fried chicken (who doesn’t?) and how all Asians are good at Math, but hey, that’s for another day, and besides, my lawyer Hershel Weinstein advised against the use of racial talk online after this recent fiasco.

As usual, I digress. Black Rock Shooter. A while ago, I was kind of excited to see what the hype was all about. People were going on and on about this OVA series (it is an OVA series, right? As usual, I have no clue what’s going on.) I thought to myself, “This main character looks pretty bad ass….black clothes, scar on her hip, eye flaming blue…I would probably love this!” And so, on to the bandwagon I went.

Today, not more than several minutes ago (with a couple hours break in between), I finished this OVA for BRS. Before I tell you exactly what I thought, here is another acute observation that I made, that will rock you to your core:

Okay, everyone who has long hair knows that when you talk on the phone, you put the phone UNDERNEITH your hair. At least I always did when my hair was long as hell. In fact, I've never met someone who put their hair in between their ears and their phone. That's just stupid. You always move your hair out of the way.

Yup, I win again. So what was this about exactly? Well, it’s kind of a split story between two…..well………stories (obviously). On one half we have the world of these two people going to school in a very boring and stupid slice of life story that makes me want to go suck a bag of dicks instead of watch it (it’s not really that bad I guess, I just wanted to say “suck a bag of dicks”). On the other end, we have these same two people doing this shit:

Personally, I enjoyed the fight scenes more at first, but as the episode went on, I began to see how both worlds wove together.It was almost reminiscent of the way that LOST put together their seasons. In LOST, there would either be flashbacks or flash-forwards or some other kind of flashes that interrupted the present flow of time. In BRS, the flashes were of the future (which was pretty obvious to me, honestly). As far as a single episode goes it was okay. The things that it lacked included, mainly and foremost, explanation.

Yomi seemingly gets whisked away to some random world, with a new personality apparently possessing her, and she stays there until Mato randomly is given the Black Rock Shooter “power”, and goes and saves her. Apparently, one gets whisked to this other world only when they become depressed when their best friend talks to someone else a lot more than them. At the end of this episode, that other girl (who was “stealing” Mato from Yomi in the first place) begins to show signs of depression, now that Yomi is back and front and center in Mato’s world again. What a bunch of poop. These girl just need to stop acting like pussies. So what, your friend has another friend? Get over it. Stop being a bitch.

One thing I really enjoyed was the animation quality. It was fantastic. As you know, I haven’t been ballsy enough to download torrents or anything at all ever since this fiasco, so I have had to stick to streaming. Of course, this isn’t a big deal to me, as I actually find that streaming anime is quicker, and these days, quality has become almost just as good as having a downloaded version (except for Tokko, the shittiest anime ever, which I still haven’t finished). Just look at this amazing quality I got to see:

Quality one can only dream of.

Okay, in truth the quality was “okay,” nothing great, but what I said about streaming anime I meant 100%.

Overall, I thought this was okay, considering that it was a first episode. But I’ll say, it better get better, because if the second OVA is just like this one, than I’ll poop all over the place and smear it on the walls to piss people off.

Extra-Extra

I know I haven’t been posting much, but I’ve still been watching plenty of anime.

Okay, so I haven’t been watching that much anime, nor have I continued Aria yet like I said I was going to do. I’ve been busy working myself into the fucking ground. I haven’t had one day to sleep late in two weeks, except for this past Sunday, but considering I was sleeping through a hangover, I don’t think I got much of a recharge out of it at all. I woke up feeling like a gorilla’s ass.

What the fuck bro? I’ve got some money now, and this Thursday, I’m buying one of those new Xboxes. You know, the cool black ones that are supposedly better and don’t suck cock. And I’m not buying it off ebay again. I have one question…are they any good? Anyone know? I’m talking about these ones:

Bad Ass

That’s all.

One Manga……None Manga

Well, manga companies apparently don’t want me reading their shit. I mean, only a few manga are liscenced in the US, and none of them are any good. All of the good manga stay in Japan, untranslated except by those select fans with great abilities. So how the fuck am I supposed to go about reading these manga? Eh? HOW? WHAT THE FUCK EH???? FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This sucks. God damn sucks. If they’re finally cracking down on sites like One Manga, then what am I supposed to do? The only real option is to stop reading manga altogether. I mean, I can buy what is availible, but that’s not much besides what I see at Borders Books, which in my case would be shit like Bleach, Naruto, and Fruits Fucking Basket of shit. Not knocking Bleach or Naruto (am knocking Fruits Basket), but there’s a shitload of other manga that I want to read that they don’t have anywhere I can find. I mean, I suppose I could order manga online, which would give me a much broader selection, but that’s just gay. Here’s a list of current manga I am currently reading or an currently about to start reading currently in a current kind of current way:

+Anima – 12
Abara – 10
Addicted to Curry -
Akumetsu -
Apple – 26
Ayu Mayu – 10
B Reaction -
Baka and Boing – 22
Basilisk -
Candy Boy -
Choku! – 5
Claymore – 88
Dogs -
DMC – 81
Dragon Ball – vol 5 ch 7 (70)
Franken Fran – 36
Fullmetal Alchemist – 48
Gantz – 304
Girls Saurus Manga DX – 1
Hajimete no Aku – 12
Happy World -
Hellsing – 19
Iono the Fanatics – 1
Inu Neko Jump – 4
Katte ni Kaizou – 27
KissxSis – 38
Koe de Oshigoto! – 3
Kokaku Detective Story (Red Hot Chilie Samurai) -
Kyokai no RINNE – 16 > 19 46
Let’s Lagoon – 9
LIMIT -
Lovely Banchou -
The Lucifer And Biscuit Hammer – 21
Lucu Lucu – 26
Mahou Sensei Negima! – volume 18
Maken X -
Mysterious Girlfriend X – 44
Otaku no Musume – 6
Psyren – 10
Sankarea – 7
Shaman King Kang-Zeng-Bang – 2
SWWEEET – 9
The World God Only Knows – 16
to-LOVE-ru – 17
Ultimate!! Hentai Kamen – 28
Urusei Yatsura – 126
Until Death Do Us Part – 16
The World God Only Knows – 17
XBlade – 27
Yuri Hime Wildrose – 4-3
Future Diary -
Shoujo Sect. -
B Gata H Kei -
GODEATH – Megami no Ketsumyaku
Alive ~Evolutionary Boy~
Lament of the Lamb (Hitsuji no Uta) -
Angel Sactuary –

Where the fuck can I find all of that shit? Mysterious Girlfriend X? I haven’t read that shit in a while to be honest, and now I probably never will again. Not at Borders…and anyway, that’s a shit-ton of money I’d have to spend. I’m a broke asshole who needs money for more important things (like skydiving and a new XBox). And what if this is just the start? What if other providers of online manga viewing pleasure follow suit and close down? I’ll be completely cut off from manga entirely! And then what if the same thing happens to streaming anime sites? I’m fucked. No more anime, no more manga, no more Eye Sedso. I’d pretty much have to actually get a life, and ladies and gentlemen, I don’t want that, and neither do you.

Honestly, I would be fine if they could make One Manga a pay site or something….you know, something like 10$ a month? I would gladly do that. Maybe even 20$ a month (probably not). But shit…

I do still have a glimer of seemingly hopeless hope from the above statement which says:

“So what next? We’re no really sure at this point, but we have some ideas…

Ideas you say? I don’t have a clue what those could be, but for now, I wish the best to the creators of One Manga, which has always been my personal favorite site for manga, and will probably never be replaced by anything ever. Thanks for the manga, and good luck with whatever you’re ideas turn out to be.

Extra-Extra

What about 1000 Manga? Is that going to be shot down too?

The Magical List of Shows That Need Sequels

You know what? We need some sequels and maybe some remakes. I’ll throw these posts out here whenever I feel like it. They’re short, nice, and easy, meaning that they’re perfect filler posts. Here is the almighty list of what shows I think should get more airtime:

Sasameki Koto

Personal Priority: Medium

I’m pretty sure that they are indeed making another season…if they’re not, then they’re stupid. And by “they” I mean them (I can’t remember the studio, and I’m not looking it up God damn it).

Zero no Tsukaima

Personal Priority: High

Yeah that’s right. I said it. Zero no Tsukaima. The end of the last season was left too wide open. I mean, the bad guy was still around!!! Unacceptable. I feel like a sheet…..LEFT OUT TO DRY. I feel like a man whose hanging failed…..LEFT OUT OF THE LOOP. I feel like a guy who suffers from Pinocchio Burn….PISSED OFF. Come on! I want Rie to give me more bitch! Sadly, this will most likely never happen ever, because I want it to happen too much.

Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan!

Personal Priority: Low

Dear God please. I beg of you. Make more of these. Funniest show ever made ever besides maybe DMC? YES. God Zeus Buddha Muhammad Haruhi! Hear my plea and make another OVA series!!!

Ergo Proxy

Personal Priority: EXPLOSION!!!!

Never have I ever been more pumped at the end of a show. The end of this series, in my opinion, sets up for the most bad ass, awesome, kick ass, super powerful outstanding anime series ever. But they never continued it. I want to get a manga or something that continues the story, unfortunately I can not find anything of the sort.

Full Metal Panic!

Personal Priority: Medium

I don’t think I’m alone here.

xxxHOLiC

Personal Priority: High

I love this show. It’s still one of the coolest shows that I’ve ever seen. It’s not exactly exciting. On the contrary, it’s a bit laid back, but it grasps your mind and doesn’t let go. It reminds me strongly of rain on a hot summer day. A calm, cool rain that feels good. I literally get the same feeling. I love it. I’ve been meaning to read the manga, and I wonder, should I watch Tsubasa Chronicles? I started it a while ago but shut it off after about a minute.

Claymore

Personal Priority: EXPLOSION

Some people would chop off their own arms for a second season. Hey, I’ll get in on that. I’ve said this a thousand times over, but we need more Claymore. In fact, NOT remaking Claymore or adding another season when the manga approaches finality would just be stupid. This would be a top 10 anime in my list of lists (the latter of which really needs to be updated). It’s NEEDED.

Gantz

Personal Priority: SUPER PIPE-BOMB FANTASTICAL NUCLEAR BOMB-SMASH EXPLOSION OF YES!!!!! Medium

Holy cock-shit. We need more Gantz. I will never stop saying this until we get another series that doesn’t have a bullshit ending like the first one did. The manga kicks serious ass, and so it should have an anime that does the same. God damn I want to see the live action so badly. It should be halfway decent considering that WB (Hollywood) wasn’t at the helm, throwing out botch-jobs left and right.

EDIT: I’m starting to think that maybe the manga is better left alone, because it’s done so well, it would be a shame to ruin it with a crappy anime. I mean, the artwork would never compare to the manga.

And that’s that. Those are the shows that I believe more than others need some form of continuation.

Extra-Extra

I’m watching Durarararara finally, and guess what? It kicks ASSSSS. It’s AWESOME. THE END.

If you’re wondering why Detroit Metal City isn’t up there, it’s because I simply got sick of writing this post and decided to instead write this entire paragraph explaining why I didn’t put it up, which actually probably took more time to do, but whatever. We should see more DMC if you ask me….it was funnier or as funny as Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan.

You know you’re shoulder is fucked up when it dislocates when you type.

Summer 2010 First Impressions

I managed to find enough time to watch a shitload of anime today, and so I decided to take a look at all of the shows this summer that I want to watch. I’ll give you actual impressions too. Basically, I’m grading out of three, with my grades ranging from poop to BAM.

Nurarihyon no Mago

Well, at first I believed this was going to be  an awesome show about demons and half demons and all sorts of cool shit. The plot almost kind of reminded me of InuYasha. The animation reminded a bit of InuYasha. The fact that VIZ is involved reminded me of InuYasha. However, when I actually watched the first two shows, I was sadly disappointed to discover that this show was more similar to a demon infested version of Yu Gi Oh, a show that I will never watch, and is completely gay.

I know enough about Yu Gi Oh to know that the main character is a huge pussy who manages to transform on occasion into some sort of bad ass (except the show is about a card game, so how bad ass can he be?). This show is similar in that aspect, and to be honest, I’m really not that into it as of yet.

Impression: Poop

High School of the Dead

Holy shit. This show is awesome. I usually am not one for zombies, or zombie movies. They’re all the same, and imagining suddenly being forced to cave in the brains of family and friends doesn’t make me feel all that great. That being said, I love the manga Sankarea, I thought Zombieland was awesome. Shawn of the Dead kicked ass, and I’ve enjoyed every Resident Evil movie they’ve made. Maybe I just don’t know myself.

High School of the Dead is awesome for the following reasons, which should be obvious already:

  • Lots and lots and lots (etc.) of blood. Blood blood blood blood blood. I LOVE it.
  • The first episode kicked ass. All sorts of stuff happened as everything went to shit. As the main character, Takashi says:

“On the day everything came to an end, I killed my best friend, and held the girl I liked for the first time.” He also doesn’t mention that he killed said friend quite easily, and almost went out and tried to kill every zombie by hand. I expect him to bludgeon every zombie in Japan with a baseball bat by the end of the series. That would kick ass.

  • Blood and more blood and awesome animation…..like….SUPERB animation. With blood.
  • Klux likes it, and that’s to be expected, and therefore, the show must be good.
  • BAD ASS OP
  • Awesome kendo girl who doesn’t care if you’re a zombie or still alive. She will end you:

Best show of summer so far with ease

Impression: BAM

Ookami-san

See my official first impressions post here.

Mistudomoe

I finally forced myself to watch this show, which I fully expected to be a trash heap not worth my time nor energy. However, most people have been raving a bit about it, and have brought to my attention that Mitsudomoe has something that I always enjoy: nice, perverted humor.

Too bad all of it sucks. I think I chuckled once during the first episode briefly. The jokes aren’t that great. The only good character is the girl who always has porn. Honestly, this show better step it up, I’ll drop it in a second.

Also, I hope the teacher falls off a cliff, he’s an obvious pedophile.

Impression: Poop

Sengoku Basara 2

After playing Samurai Warriors all day, this show kicks ass again. Hideyoshi has made an appearance, but the only person I want to see is Ginchiyo Tachibana. Best person ever.

Impression: Average

Shiki

You should be sorry...sorry for having such a fuckin gay haircut.

At the beginning of the first episode, I noticed several things that made me angry:

  • The Gothic stylings of Megumi.
  • Megumi.
  • Megumi.

However, overall, the initial episode was actually pretty good, and sets a stage for what, in my opinion, looks like one of the better shows of the year, filled with death, mystery, death, death, and death.

The animation looks pretty awesome too, I will admit.

Impression: BAM

Seikimatsu Occult Gakuin

This show is indeed awesome so far. Not only was the animation up to par, but the main character, Maya, is a bad ass waiting to happen. She kicks ass. IE: She’ a synonym for this show.

Subtlety is this shows strong suit (that’s kind of an oxymoron if you think of it). The humor is subtle, but perfectly synonymous with the rest of the show. It’s pretty interesting, and if I could describe it in one word, it would be smooth. It kind of reminds me of Eden of the East to be honest. Especially the end scene of the first episode, where Maya meets what I presume to be the male lead, fully clad in absolutely nothing, his”johnny” exposed to the world (or in this case, her face).

Impression: BAM

Extra-Extra

These are not all of the shows that I plan to watch. I still want to watch Strike Witches, but I’m going to wait for it to complete. I will also be watching Cat Shit One, which I have been waiting for for a while now, but that deserves a first impressions post by itself, because it has such a cool concept of cute things blowing each other up. There are also other obvious choices, like the Black Lagoon OVAs, but I will wait on those too (hopefully).

I was also going to watch Legend of the Legendary Heroes, but now I don’t really feel like it. Should I watch it? You tell me.

I will be continuing to try and watch shows like Aria the Animation (I just finished episode 6, and it still sucks). I will hopefully be able to finish Tokko, the shittiest anime ever, and a few other shows at that. I’m planning on starting Cromartie High School, Golden Boy (well, it’s only 6 episodes) and Tenjou Tenge.

Fullmetal Alchemist: A Look Back and a Glimpse Forward

Okay, here’s the real deal post.

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Past

Fullmetal Alchemist was among the first (well, first 20 anyway) anime series I ever watched, way back when YouTube was first established, and they actually had full anime episodes up there. I watched the entire series in three days. The first day, I watched 34 episodes, a record that I guarantee I will never break. That’s about 12 hours of straight anime. Ridiculous, yet awesome. Needless to say, I loved the series, and had it in my top ten for a good long while. The ending left something to be desired, however, and even the movie, which gave a slightly better ending to the series than the actual series itself, still left a yearning in my heart for something different. To be honest, the ending to the first series was a bit depressing.

Then I decided, “Why not pick up the manga?” FMA became one of the first manga I picked up, along with Claymore, which is also awesome, but that’s for another time. As I made my way through the manga, I gradually began to reminisce about what made FMA great, and I also began to realize that I enjoyed the manga even more than the animated series. Then, as I reached chapter 44 in the manga, I saw something that made me remove FMA (the series) from my top ten. It was announced that another series would be created, and what’s more, it would follow the manga. I was ecstatic.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

After a few episodes, I realized that I would probably enjoy this series a little bit more than I enjoyed the first series. After about 30 episodes, I realized that I was enjoying this series a LOT more than the first series. Kudos to BONES for making this series exceed all of my expectations, as I was blown away more and more as I got closer to the ending. By the time the last 10 episodes came along, I was fist bumping and shouting in an orgasmic jubilation every second. By the time the series had reached it’s intesely awesome conclusion, I realized that it wasn’t simply better than the first season, it was better than 169 other anime that I’ve seen ever. And the reasons as to why are such:

1. The Characters

I love pretty much every single character in this show. And I don’t mean like…..I pleasure myself to them, or want to actually marry them or some crazy shit. I just thing that they all kick ass. We have the bad ass characters, like the Wrath and Scar, who kick ass without care or shame. We have the side characters who add depth to other characters, like what Winry does for Ed. And we have characters who are just awesome, like Lt. Hawkeye or Lt. Ross, both of whom kick ass. There is not one single poorly developed character in this show. They are all perfect in every way.

2. The perfect blend of humor, bad-assness, and drama

As I type this with one hand, I will say that for me, the whole short joke that continued to annoy Ed throughout this story never got old for me. In fact, when the first pea comparison was mentioned in Brotherhood, I actually celebrated with a well timed fist smash into the air. At the same time, the fight scenes in FMAB were spectaclar, particularly the fight between Wrath and Scar at the end of the series. If I were to make a list of the top ten best fight scenes in anime (hmmm) then I’d have to put this one up there with probably some Black Lagoon fights and other bad ass shit. Seriously. There was blood, there were quick, intricate moves…..it was awesome. The drama was great, but drama is always great when you have awesome fight scenes, good humor, and a great plot.

3. The story

Alchemy. I want it. So do you.

Fullmetal Alchemist: The future

I thought that with the ending of the current series, the Fullmetal Alchemist franchise would be over, but I was happily mistaken. To be honest, I have no idea if the movie is just going to focus on something from the series, a subplot of some kind, or an unrelated subject, but I hope it just continues where the anime series left off, because the way that FMAB ended seemed to open up a lot of new material ripe for the picking. Ed and Al finally have their bodies and lives back, and decide to go there separate ways, Ed without the ability to use alchemy and Al with the ability to use alchemy along with a really gay haircut:

Ed is still the cooler brother, even if he can't use alchemy anymore.

Al looked awesome when he had the long ass hair. Why did he cut it!? He looks like a penis with that haircut. Anyway, I hope that the movies centers around what Ed and Al do after the series, because that is something that I’m really interested in.

Favorite Character

King Bradley aka Wrath

Did you think that I’d choose the awesome Lt. Hawkeye? Perhaps you thought that I’d choose Al because of Rie Kugimiya? Well, you suck. The only person I really ever considered was The Fuhrer: King Bradley also known as the homunculus, Wrath. He kicks everyone’s  ass. I mean, he’s an older dude, but still, it takes an army, a kamikaze attack, a homonculous, and an Ishbalin who is a badass himself to finally take him down, and even all of that almost didn’t work. One of the most badass characters I’ve ever seen. Also, the fact that the first animated series created an entirely different Wrath and named King Bradley Pride really confused the shit out of me for a while.

Other Thoughts:

  • If I were Ed, I would have kept the automail. It’s just too awesome to get rid of. Then again, maybe it’s annoying. At least he kept the leg, that should help his sexual relationship with Winry, who has an obvious fetish for metal parts. I mean, Winry’s the kind of girl who probably lost her virginity to a wrench.
  • Mustang was completely bad ass in that one episode. I shit bricks. In the final episode, he was shown working to repair relationships with Ishbalins, and doing such good work. Then, he used a philosopher’s stone to fix his eyes, which I felt went against pretty much everything he was doing. But no, it’s okay, the souls in the stone would want him to use them. Probably. Maybe. Maybe not. Whatever, just use it.
  • Why didn’t they show Mustang finally hooking up with Hawkeye!? Or Ran Fan finally hooking up with Lin!? Oh that’s right, they’re both married to me. Suck it.
  • What the fuck was that target thing on Selim’s head in the last episode? And how did he grow up so fast?
  • I don’t get it….did Winry quit her job at Rush Valley? Or did she just stop going to work? Maybe she forgot about it?
  • How did the BONES manage to fit so many BAM moments into every episode on a seemingly exponential scale? I’m not complaining!

Off Topic

So I’m going to be watching anime a lot less often, reading manga a lot less oftern, and therefore, if you haven’t caught on to the trend, posting a lot less, do to several factors including work, my other work, work related binge drinking, awesome weather, and simply lack of time/interest/I’m always way too tired from work to actually care about watching shit. I didn’t even work today and I’m fucking tired. I’m going to bed right after I post this. It is now 11:38 as I type this. That is EARLY for me a LOT.

Search Post Episode…..uhh….like 10?

I don’t know how many Search Posts I’ve done, but considering the fact that I’ve been averaging about 900 hits for the past couple days, I figured I better check out what the heck it is that’s leading people here. Here’s what I found:

Last time I had this many hits per day (coincidentally, last July), I was getting a shit-load of hits for “boobs”, which I am sad to say is no longer the case. I mean, at least with “boobs” I could see how people might be lead to Eye Sedso. But now, Sailor Moon seems to be getting a lot of people here.

Really? Sailor Moon? When have I written anything about Sailor Moon? Like….ever? The answer is maybe once or twice, briefly. However this is now the upteenth time I have heard mention of the anime, and I must say, I am dangerously close to almost watching the show, only because I heard there are lesbians in one of the seasons, which is always awesome. We’ll see, I still have to:

  • Finish Tokko, a shitty, shitty anime.
  • Finish Aria, an okay albeit slightly boring anime  (after 5.3 episodes).
  • Finish Tengou Tenge, which I am about to finally start.
  • Finish Durarara, which is becoming hard to find a good quality episode streaming anywhere.
  • Finish Futakoi Alternative, which I started and then forgot about. I have it all downloaded to my computer from before the torrent fiasco, so this should be easy and great.

That seems like a lot of shit to do, but not really. It’s really like a week of anime or two, providing I have nothing to do (but I do). time to talk about the Search Post.

eye sedso – 4:

Finally, I’m getting people looking for me specifically on google. Awesome. I feel awesome.

penis pokey:

Okay, I might actually start using this term. It’s hilarious.

funny boobs:

totally going to search this right now.

boy penis:

How do people get here from searching boy penis? I’m baffled.