J.C. Staff’s REAL Top Ten Anime

Klux wrote a post a short (or long depending on when I actually have time to finish this post and put it out) time ago that depicted a top ten anime of a certain studio that is coincidentally my favorite studio, because I have great taste. Such good taste, that I felt the need to make my own aserctiaions and corrections. I know I spelled “acertions” wrong, but I really wasn’t trying. I’m really really tired haven’t had time to sleep for eat lately, so I just hit some buttons and hoped for the best. I’m not going to correct it.

I also realized that I spelled it wrong the second time as well. To be honest, I’m not quite sure how to spell it. Are you happy? Now I feel stupid. I might jump off my roof tonight and it would be all your fault but first, here’s Sankaku Complex’s Top Ten, which kluxorious based her list off of.

  1. Tantei Opera Milky Holmes
  2. Taisho Yakyuu Musumo
  3. Toradora!
  4. To Aru Kagaku no Railgun
  5. Aoi Hana
  6. To Aru Majutsu no Index
  7. Otome Yousei Zakuro
  8. Hidan no Aria
  9. Yumekui Merry
  10. Shakugan no Shana

There’s a few of these that I haven’t seen, or haven’t completed yet. Those being number, 1, 2, 7, 9 (haven’t seen) and 8 (still watching DUHHH). Therefore, who am I to say which are best? I haven’t even seen all of them! Well, I can already tell you that if I don’t care about it, it’s not that great. here’s klux’s misguided list:

1. Honey and Clover

2. Hatsukoi Limited

3. Nodame Cantabile

4. Otome Youkai Zakuro

5.  Shakugan no Shana

6. To Aru Majutsu no Index

7. Toradora!

8. To Aru Kagaku no Railgun

9.  Revolutionary Girl Utena

10. Azumanga Daioh

What a terrible list, but here’s the one’s I haven’t seen: (2, 3, 4, 9). Yeah, I haven’t seen RGU. GET OFF MY FUCKING DICK I’LL WATCH IT EVENTUALLY.

First of all, I’m an art education major, and it’s the reason I’ve been losing sleep lately. It’s a lot more work than you fuckheads give it credit for. I’d like to see you throw 320458548 pieces of clay in one semester. Fuck your asses it’s harder than fucking math… Math is fucking easy I could do Math in my fucking sleep. You don’t even have to be smart. I got As in Math without fucking trying. Easiest shit ever. History? I know more about History than my friend, who graduated with a major in…. HISTORY. He didn’t even know who the Native Americans sided with in the War of 1812. DUH. BRITISH. Dumbass. Wanna talk about English? BITCH I CAN’T FUCKING SPELL BUT I GET As ON EVERY GOD DAMN PAPER I WRITE. SCIENCE??? FUCKING SCIENCE!!!?? I’m not that good at science.

Now, I went through all that shit to say this. I am an art major, and I STILL HATE HONEY AND CLOVER. END.

I’ve not seen numbers 2 through 4, but I know they’re not as good as Shakugan no Shana OR Toradora.

Azumanga Daioh was fucking good. Enough delay. Here’s MY list:

1. Shakugan no Shana

GET THE FUCK OFF MY DICK. This BETTER come back in the Fall because it’s one of my favorite shows of all time… ALL TIME.

2. Toradora!

 Rie Kugimiya’s best performance EVER FUCKING EVER. Untouchable.

3. Zero no Tsukaima

Why does no one like this show? Look that the ED! On a serious note, I fucking love this show, and if I had three wishes, they would be as follows: first, I’d wish the Whalers back to Hartford, CT (obviously). Second, I’d wish for the ability to shape shift and change my body however I want, including ability to grow new bones, working organs (even if I don’t know how the work) and even copy my brain. Third, I’d wish for a SHITLOAD of money. But I’m sure more seasons of Zero no Tsukaima would be somewhere down the line there….maybe like….23.

4. Hayate no Gotoku!! (it’s the second season BITCHES)

What. The. FUCK. WHERE WAS THIS ONE KLUX!? Who DOESN’T like this show? I mean, you’d have to have one of the worst tastes in wa- OH THAT’S RIGHT! YOU DON’T!

HELLOOOOO!!???? MARIA IS IN THIS FUCKING SHOW. RIE TANAKA. FUCKING BRILLIANCE IN ANIMATED FORM.

5. Aria no Hidan

YEAH! THAT’S RIGHT! NOT ONLY IS IT NOT FINISHED, BUT I’VE ONLY SEEN TWO FUCKING EPISODES, AND I ALREADY KNOW IT’S BETTER THAN THE REST OF THIS LIST!

It’s like a poor man’s Shakugan no Shana, except it’s STILL FUCKING AWESOME.

6. Excel Saga

I can’t…..I just can’t at this point. WHERE IS EXCEL SAG-

I just can’t.

7. Azumanga Daioh

Deserving.

8. To Aru Majutsu no Index

Again. Deserving. Especially since the Special Episodes resembled closely those of the Shakugan no Shana-tan ones, as displayed in the above picture.

9. Okami-san to Shichinin no Nakamatachi

UNDER. FUCKING. RATED.

10. Aoi Hana

LESBIANS. ALL. FUCKING. OVER. THE. PLACE. (not as good as Sasameki Koto though).

And there they are, according to ME. MINE. ME MY MINE ME.

MINE.

P.S. I REALLY want to watch some Shana…..at least I have some Hidan no Aria, which I LIKE because it’s FUCKING GOOD YOU’RE ALL DUMB!

P.P.S. Happy Mother’s Day…..don’t think I have any readers who are mothers (or readers in general for that matter), but whatever.

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35 thoughts on “J.C. Staff’s REAL Top Ten Anime

  1. “Yeah, I haven’t seen RGU. GET OFF MY FUCKING DICK I’LL WATCH IT EVENTUALLY.

    Silly – everyone gets ON your dick after you watch RGU, not BEFORE you watch it!

  2. Nodame Cantabile would far and away be my #1 show by J.C. Staff. After that I’m too lazy to rank them. Toradora, Railgun, Shana, Hatsukoi Limited, Azumanga, and Milky Holmes all fit into there somewhere. Ain’t seen RGU, ZnT, or Honey and Clover.

      • I thought it was pretty good. It avoided a lot of terrible cliches and there were enough varrying stories with the characters for it to not get terribly dull but I will most remember it for the romance between Kusuda and Kei which was great.

      • Cliches don’t matter to me. They’re cliche because they work, otherwise they wouldn’t be used over and over. I may check it out after a while.

  3. I approve the shit out of this list.

    Also, watch Hidan no Aria 3 and 4, they’re even better than the first two episodes. And by “better,” I mean people start controlling their hair.

  4. You must have missed the part of me saying that that list is biased. Just like you hate Honey and Clover, that’s how much I can’t handle Hayate and few other shows in your list. Deal with it.

  5. The lesson of the day at Spelling Nazi camp:

    as·ser·tion   
    [uh-sur-shuhn] Show IPA
    –noun
    1.
    a positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.
    2.
    an act of asserting.

    NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH

    as·cer·tain   
    [as-er-teyn] Show IPA
    –verb (used with object)
    1.
    to find out definitely; learn with certainty or assurance; determine: to ascertain the facts.
    2.
    Archaic . to make certain, clear, or definitely known.

  6. Your list is more colorful than I expected.

    And I haven’t seen RGU either. The more often I remind myself to watch it, the less guilty I felt. That’s strange @_@

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  8. Good list, and I’m amazed Excel Saga didn’t make the others at all. I love Excel, in sub and dub. Jessica, may your vocal cords (damn, I miss the archaic spellings) rest in peace.

    • I watched it subbed, but it would be interesting to watch it dubbed now that I think of it. Anyway, Jessica has since revitalized her vocal chords and returned to work. We can all thank me.

    • I’m still watching it, and so far it’s not bad, but it’s not THAT good really. Hidan no Aria probably shouldn’t be on the list either for that same reason.

  9. LOLJAYSEE

    I don’t know, ever since Ookami-san I’ve felt that their productions are just good art/animation and HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PLOT (but then again, I haven’t seen like anything, so).

    Speaking of that WHY IS OOKAMI-SAN ON YOUR LIST

    • I don’t get why no one else seemed to like Ookami-san. I thought it was pretty solid. The characters were cool and the plot, while kind of generic, was good enough to make it enjoyable.

      • I thought the same thing.. It’s not like a show needs to be groundbreaking to be entertaining after all.

      • No, the problem was the horrible, horrible execution. Honestly, even the characters didn’t have much character – Ryoushi or whatever was just some shy guy who became more brave (we still don’t know much about his character, though), Ryouko was a typical tsundere, and the only characters worth developing (Alice and Liszt or whatever) didn’t even have an episode dedicated to them!

        tl;dr the ending sucked.

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