The Rie Quest: Astarotte’s Toy

When I first read the synopsis for Astarotte’s Toy, I thought to myself, “What the fuck is this trash? Is this really a show? Like someone is proud that they created this story, and these characters? Really? I will never watch such a shitty show.”

But then, I saw that Rie Kugimiya was involved, and therefore, going by my vow to watch every show that features Rie, I was forced to pick up this garbage heap.

After the first couple episodes, I was surprised to see that I didn’t really hate the show. At least not as much as I thought I would. I still didn’t like it, but at least it wasn’t as pedophilic (there wasn’t as much fanservice shit in the beginning) as I thought it would be, and it even had some jokes that were halfway decent. Sadly, I forgot all 5 of those jokes because the show was so fucking God-awful.

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The girl with the closed eyes and the ears was the best, because she stayed away from the rest of the characters, and at least she was sarcastic and seemed to not give a shit. She at least knew that the show was a joke. I still didn’t bother to remember her name though.

The thing with Astarotte’s Toy was that I had to watch the same shit repeat itself for 11 God Damn Episodes. I swear to God that if Rie Kugimiya wasn’t in this my life would have been so much better. What a waste of my time. It’s a testament to how determined I am that I stuck with this piece of trash. This is what give anime a bad name. This is why people will raise their eyebrows and laugh when you mention that you like anime. It’s shit like this.

So yeah, I had to gouge my eyes out every 5 minutes while watching this show, and then undergo surgical procedures to get my eyes fixed, just so I could watch another 5 minutes, rinse and repeat. What really put it over the line was the cutesy sugar coated bullshit like the animation style and the colors.

God fucking damn it no one cares about this fucking show you’re all fucks.

The appearance of the show makes it seem like it’s trying to appeal to children of the ages of 3-6, but then it’s mixed with all sorts of fanservice bullshit which combines to create a steaming pile of boring episodes, lack of funny moments, and more bullshit. What makes you think I want to see shit like this for literally any amount of time:

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And how about that last episode? Have you ever seen something so pointless? No, because none of you even watched the last episode, and that’s because you’re all smart, and didn’t bother with this stupid anime.

An ape could have written a better story.

I will say that I was glad the whole thing about “13 year old girl eats semen” was never even mentioned, except like……once at the beginning, but I will say that the fanservice cute bullshit was just as nauseating. This anime is probably among the worst I’ve seen.

Fuck you for joining up with this anime Rie. Shakugan no Shana better make me blow my fuckin load, because this shit was an embarassment to the human race.

Who wrote this shit? What was he/she thinking when they were writing this? Did they think it was good? HOW WAS THIS ALLOWED TO BECOME ANIMATED!?

I’d rather watch fucking K-On.

FINAL GRADE = 2

Bill is throwing up.

RIP Borders Books….Here’s How I’m Mourning

It’s very sad news indeed and I know you’ve all heard by now that Borders books is done for what seems like for good. Sure there’s a chance 30 stores or so might be saved, but either way, the news is still terrible, especially for someone like me. As I’ve said, and I quote:

“This has a very negative impact on people like Glothelegend, who gets %100 of his manga from Borders books, as no one else in his entire GOD DAMN STATE supplies a good supply of said reading material.”

So now that news has hit that Borders is going to be gone at the month’s end, there’s only one thing left to do.

Buy fucking everything.

Today marks the first day of liquidation sales, and as such, marks the first day that I’ve spent almost $100 on manga alone.

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I BOUGHT THIS SHIT OUT OF NOWHERE! GIVING BORDERS CPR!

That doesn’t look like much. Only 9 volumes, but even with the sales, that still ran my bill for the day to $108 (I also bought Sucker Punch, just like I said I would). All in all I saved only about 16 dollars on the manga. That’s nothing, but hey, with those saved 16 dollars, I can go back when the sales get even bigger, and maybe buy 4 more volumes of manga. So THERE!

In the end, the demise of Borders is bittersweet. Barnes & Noble sucks, and there’s no way I’m buying from a place that overcharges the shit out of my books for school, so that leaves me with amazon.com if I ever want more manga, and even though the manga is cheap as fuck (can find used for like……2 bucks), the shipping charges are a bitch, so it sucks cock to buy online. This is bullshit.

I plan on buying more shit there, because I fucking can. I have my eye set HEAVILY on a nice big table there, because I need one for all of my ceramics. Oh, you didn’t know that I throw clay on the wheel like a champ? Yeah, I’m the best at everything. Including buying manga that’s average when there’s shit like Gantz that I could’ve gotten instead. I’m a fucking moron.

RIP Borders. I’m going to mourn you, but first I’m going to eat you.

Ano Hana Officially Joins An Exclusive Club

Through the first 10 and a half episodes, I told myself that I was ready for it. Certainly, this show would not get the best of me. At some point, Menma would have to make her final farewells, as she can’t come back from the dead. Her only option was to move on at some point, and everyone would be crying, and the show’s writers would try there hardest to get me all choked up. But I was ready.

Easily the best character. AWESOME GLASSES!

Ready and waiting. “They’ll never get me,” I pronounced arrogantly. I was on to their tricks. I knew just what to expect.

Well, the end came, and it included all of the sappy things I predicted: Lots of crying, sappy “hide and seek” metaphors, and finally, the last goodbye. Just as predicted, yet, I was ready for it. I……

Totally was not ready for it. As I sat there, watching this predicted ending unravel, the chokiness of my throat thickened and my eyes became moist. “Fuck me sideways if I cry from this shit. There’s no way this show can get the best of me, I PREPARED!” I bellowed inside my own head. My next thought?

“Ahhhhhhh fuck me.”

And with one tear, Ano Hana joins an exclusive club of anime that has made me cry. Now, when I say cry, I don’t mean sobbing uncontrollably. I mean tears that barely escaped from the tear jail that I keep in back of my eyeballs. Not many tears have escaped, and you need a full army to break even one tear out of that fortress, but hey, Ano Hana succeeded.

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This is the scene that did it.

The rest of the lists is limited to, and I kid you not: Three Shows:

  1. Fate/Stay Night
  2. Tokyo Magnitude 8.0
  3. Clannad ~After Story~

That’s IT. Out of 200+ shows, only 3 made me shed a small amount of manly tears. I mean, it wasn’t as bad as Up, which is probably the most I’ve cried from a film.

But enough of that. Was the show itself good?

Yes and yes.

Even though some of the drama was a bit…overdone, and some of the feelings of the characters were a bit……extreme, I felt like it was all around a very good show. The characters were good (I mean, Anaru was just…AWESOME), the animation was great…it was very well done. And to think, originally, I wasn’t even going to watch this show. As it turns out, it’s the best show of Spring that I’ve completed so far (though I’ve only completed 2 shows). It saddens me to know that I now have to finish up Astarotte’s Toy, which is a heap of God awful shit, and should be burned apon it’s completion…oh wait, it’s already ended…commence burning.

But my motto is, if a show can make me cry, ESPECIALLY WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED FOR IT, then shit. That show deserves a

FINAL GRADE = 5^^

...what a pussy.

PS: The ED was AWESOME. So awesome, that Scandal made a version! Here both of them are (I love 50 seconds in on the first one)

The 10 Best Female Characters in All of Anime

I’ve been wanting to put this out for AGES. When I say AGES, I don’t mean a few months. I probably started this list sometime when I discovered the first season of Hayate no Gotoku. You could say that it was inspired by Maria. Then again, perhaps it was even farther back, around the time when I discovered Revy and Black Lagoon. It’s only been recently where I’ve had time to write some new posts and watch some new anime, which I have been doing to my heart’s content.

Fact is, I have loads of different “Top Ten” lists in draft form. Does anyone else have a list of “Top Ten Senseis In All Of Anime?” I think not. I should probably put that out soon so that no one steals that awesome idea. Anyway. Top ten female characters. Here we go:

#10 – Suzuma Saotome – Hyakko

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What do you expect from this list? A whole bunch of Rie Kugimiya characters? A bunch of bad ass fighting babes? Well, there are several bad ass chicks, but there’s only one Rie Kugimiya character (maybe not the one you’d think either). And so, we have Suzume coming in at perhaps a surprising #1.

Hyakko, I feel, is a show that was kind of underrated, or at least deserving of another season. It was filled with great characters, and for a 4-koma, was actually pretty good. Damn good in fact. Unlike most other 4-koma. Why was she awesome?

Well, she had the personality of a character that doesn’t show much expression, but unlike Yuki from Haruhi (who may or my not have made this list), Suzu actually talks. She also has a voracious appetite and is generally awesome at everything. Just look at the passion burning behind those eyes! The fire! The heart! What power! What splendor!

Also, despite being awesome at everything, she still followed Torako loyally, which for some reason, I loved watching. I mean, how many people will drop what they’re doing and run away with someone else at the drop of a hat? i just love that for some reason.

#9 – Konata Izumi – Lucky Star

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I’ve been wanting to use that picture for GOD KNOWS how long. I didn’t think I’d ever get the chance to, but to my surprise, and probably yours, we’ve got another 4-koma star coming in at #9.

Lucky Star is kind of similar to Hyakko in that I hated it after two episodes. However, While Hyakko got awesome, Lucky Star kind of was just….there. I never really thought it was that great, but I still loved the shit out of it. I finished it in one sitting. ONE SITTING. It was awesome for NOT REASON. Was it funny? It was okay. Did it have a good plot? No, it was a 4-koma based anime. What made it good then?

I discovered that, besides the awesome OP/EDs, Konata was just too much awesome to be contained in a crappy anime, and therefore, her simple appearance made the anime 104893 times better than it should have been.

I could write a whole section about this, but I ALREADY FUCKING DID. Wanna know why Konata’s #9?

READ THIS

#8 – Caska – Berserk

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At first, I didn’t really like the ending of Berserk. But then, after thinking about it, I realized that it was perfect. It made me hate Griffith, because he raped the shit out of Caska, fucking up her whole brain.

For those of you who don’t know, Caska is the most bad ass awesome babe on the face of the planet.

There’s not really any special reason as to why I like her. She’s a tomboy through and through, except she’s hot as fuck. Even with muscles. She’s just awesome.

Just try and watch/read Berserk and not like Caska. It’s impossible.

#7 – Celty Sturluson – Durarara!

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Durarara, just like Baccano, had one of the best cast I’ve ever seen. The casts were one of the major reasons why I liked both of these shows as much as I did, and I must say, I think that Durarara surpassed Baccano in terms of both characters, and my personal level of enjoyment.There were more awesome characters in Durarara any other show I can recall watching.

I knew that I liked Celty from the second I first saw her. Her outfit is undeniably awesome as fuck. I mean, it wasn’t anything too intricate and complex, it’s just a black bodysuit with a unique helmet. Yet, it’s just…perfect.

But that’s not why she made my list at #7.

Celty has what I consider to be one of the coolest backstories I’ve seen. As a dullahan, she’s made her way to Japan from Ireland in search of her head, which was stolen. But to make things more interesting, she has no memory. Her motorcycle is also none other than her horse, and as such, it doesn’t have an engine, but instead neighs and whatnot.

I was pumped as FUCK to see that this show is now on Adult Swim. The dubs are actually well done too, which is nice to see. I’ve been coming around to dubs as of late. Back on track.

Celty’s personality is MINT. Fantastic. She isn’t human, but she doesn’t act like there’s much different about her compared to other people around her, which I like to see. Idk. I probably don’t have to explain how awesome she is.

#6 – Lt. Riza Hawkeye – Fullmetal Alchemist

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If this pick surprises you, then you clearly haven’t been a reader here very long. I mean, every FMA post I did had her involved in some way I’d like to think. There were a LOT of awesome female characters from FMA, which had a FANTASTIC character cast, but Hawkeye takes the cake.

Riza Hawkeye is awesome on more levels than you even know.

I’ve already said before that she’s boss. Her seriously superb sniping skills can slice you up from several miles South. When there’s a fight, she will win, because she’s fucking awesome. She’s also got a serious crush on the Colonel, and likewise, has no problem doing anything, including dying, to see him succeed. I like seeing devotion in a character. I’m a loyal fan of loyalty.

One time, her dog was going to the bathroom inside, and she nearly shot him (shot the wall next to him). Yeah. Tough love = awesome love.

To put it simply, Riza has no faults, and only gets more and more awesome. When it was revealed that she had a completely bad-ass tattoo burned onto her back, I nearly leapt through my ceiling in shear ecstasy. I didn’t think it was possible for her to get any cooler, but then she pulled that shit on me. Martel was awesome, Armstrong was a beast, but Riza was everything and more, and that’s why she get’s my #6 spot.

Intermission

So…what do you think so far? Surprised that there’s no Rie Kugimiya characters? If you ask me, there were quite a lot of surprises, even to me, in those first 5. I mean, Riza wasn’t really a surprise, but if you’ve been following Eye Sedso for a while, then you might realize the only other character I’ve really talked about besides Riza was Konata, and that was ages ago. Anyway, the next 5 are on a different level all together than the previous 5. The shear power their names alone could bring a beast of a man to his knees. Prepare for my top five, starting with…wait……Mizore?

#5 – Mizore Shirayuki – Rosario + Vampire

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In what may or may not be the only Rie Kugimiya appearance, Mizore has every possible thing I could ever want in a character:

  • Purple hair and an equally awesome fashion sense (love those socks)
  • Voiced by Rie Kugimiya
  • STALKER SUPREME!

I love stalker characters. Like…I’m literally in love with all stalker characters. Mizore is no exception, but I talk talk for hours about how awesome and good she is at stalking. Very loyal (again, loyalty I like).

Putting her stalking powers and incredibly awesome appearance aside, let’s talk about her fucking awesome power.
As you can tell from the above picture, ice is Mizore’s specialty, and thusly it allows her to do stuff like make fucking awesome beast mode claws that she can use to murder the shit out of your face with……if she wanted that is. But truthfully, she’s too bust stalking the shit out of Tsukune to give a shit.

When it comes down to it, I can’t think of a single moment in Rosario + Vampire (a pretty average show to be honest), where I didn’t enjoy her appearance. In fact, I wish the whole show was just about her.

#4 – Kagura – InuYasha

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I was watching InuYasha the other night on Adult Swim, and the episode was the one where Kagura tries to take back Kohaku from the gang, who are trying to keep him with them (they are under the belief that he is no longer under Naraku’s control. However, it was a trap, and Kohaku actually was still under Naraku’s control, and thus tries to kill Kagome. The result was that Sango nearly killed him in a murder/suicide deal.

It reminded me of how much I really liked Sango. Then, it reminded me about how much I liked Kagura, the most tragic of all the InuYasha characters.

It wasn’t because of sympathy, however, that I ended up liking her a lot. She was arguably my favorite character in the entire show, and when she died, it was FUCKING STUPID. She was a character who never really had a side. She wasn’t on the side of the good guys, but she wasn’t really a bad guy either. She was caught in between worlds, fighting for herself to try and escape Naraku’s clutches.

And hey, even though she’s dead, at least I can still always play as her in InuYasha: Feudal Combat!

#3 – Maria – Hayate no Gotoku! (!!)

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Well here we go pal. Everyone here should know that if Maria was going to be on this list. If you didn’t, then you’re an idiot. (the number 1 spot might be a surprise though. I’ve said it once, I’ve said it twice…..shit I’ve said it in almost every review on Hayate no Gotoku that I’ve done. Maria is untouchable.

Why?

First, let me rip off what I’ve already said. Rie Tanaka. One of the best seiyuu ever. Without her, Maria is nothing. Now, I will go into bullet form, because hey, you’ve been reading a lot to come this far, and you deserve a bit of a break.

  • She’s FUCKING AWESOME at everything she does. Cooking, cleaning, beating the shit out of someone, you name it.
  • She’s not one to cross. Seriously, don’t piss her off.
  • She’s also slightly dimwitted. Sometimes. In other words, she’s got some humanity.
  • She’s fucking awesome. Okay this one isn’t really valid… YES IT IS.
  • She knows that Hayate and Nagi’s relationship is a misunderstanding. She’s the only one. This singles her out as unique. Unique = awesome.
  • Awesome hair.
  • Despite being the most awesome character in the show, she’s sometimes shunted to the side a bit, unjustly and unfairly, by the other characters (who also always think she’s older than she really is)

I don’t know. There’s so much awesome about her, even if I haven’t written much. This might be one of those things that you watch to understand, and even then you might not get it.

Fucking Hinagiku? Who the fuck is that? Favorite? Fuck her.

Okay I like Hinagiku too.

#2 – Revy – Black Lagoon

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Arguably the most bad-ass of all female characters. She totes guns, she makes number runs, she give em- oh shit I already wrote that in my review of Black Lagoon, which was kind of a review of Revy. I really really REALLY need to rewatch this show, because from episode one she fucking BROUGHT IT.

Whether it’s shooting up everything in sight, downing a bottle of some type of hard alcohol and THEN shooting up everything in sight, calling Rock a pussy, shooting up everything in sight, getting attached to Rock emotionally, shooting everything up, or smoking a cig while shooting everything up, Revy is always fucking awesome.

Not only that, but she’s got a bad ass tattoo, a bad ass style of dress (Lara Croft-ish), a sense of immense swag, and a backstory that will make a blind man drive a car and a deaf man speak coherently. Oh, and she’s a FUCKING PIRATE.

DUH. WINNING.

Revy is one of those characters that everyone has in their top 10 (unless they’re FUCKS), simply because she’s just THAT bad-ass. I recall she one time muttered such prophetic lines as,

“Don’t cry, dipshit. You’ve got to enjoy life, or you’ll end up wasting it.”

Then she proceeded to kill everyone. With a smile on her face……speaking of pirates……

#1 – Ryoko – Tenchi Muyo

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DID I GET YA!?

Did any of you guess that Ryoko would be my favorite female characters?

I’d hazard to say no! But she’s always been my favorite, since way back when Tenchi was on Toonami, and I watched it without really realizing what anime was. I’ve always liked her. Everything about her:

Space Pirate of awesomeness? CHECK

Cool character design who even has that one sharp tooth that appears from time to time? (just look at that bad-ass picture!) CHECK

Cool ass powers and the ability to float around like mother fucking Beetlejuice? CHECK

An aura of bad-assness? CHECK

A complete attitude of not giving a shit about anything, instead just getting wasted and fighting? CHECK

An aura of womanliness displayed by her RETARDEDLY awesome lust for Tenchi’s tiny Asian driftwood? (she got their first too she should have rightful claim) CHECK

Ryoko didn’t just narrowly beat out Revy and company for the top spot in this countdown. No. She won with EASE. You could say she….STOLE the spot. Robbed everyone blind (get it? cuz she’s a space pirate)

But still. Why do I love her so much?

I dunno, she’s just awesome. I loved her seiyuu (both sub and dub) as well. I liked her raspy voice in the dub, thought it suited her better, but still, both were great.

Everything about her I found fascinating. Call me crazy, but that’s just how it is. her attitude was sassy, she was swashbuckling in nature, she was short tempered and really fun to watch. I especially loved her bad attitude. She just got bombed all the time and told everyone else to fuck off. Some might call that a bitch. I call that someone who has a game plan, and can’t be disturbed. One can’t help but love such a perfect character.

And that’s it. My top ten (subject to change….except maybe the top 3. That’ll be tough to crack.

Final Thoughts

Well, you may notice a lot of names missing. Despite how much I loved the characters, there was no Haruhi, no Yuki Nagato, no characters from Neon Genesis Evangelion (and I LOVED those female characters too), as well as a lot of others missing. Here’s a few a left off (besides the aforementioned):

  • Rukia (Bleach) – I was shocked that she didn’t make it. She’s probably 11 or maybe a back and forth in and out of the top ten. In fact, she should probably be 8, but in the end, I left all Bleach characters off, because Bleach has a lot of female characters I like, and there’s some other reasons that I can’t list….yet.
  • Yuuko (xxxHOLiC) – She’s fucking awesome. Don’t deny it.
  • Alice (Pandora Hearts) – Surly you must recall my musings on the subject.
  • Horo (Spice and Wolf) – Despite what Baka-Raptor thinks he knows, Horo is fucking awesome. I also resent the name Holo, even if it’s probably the correct spelling.
  • Sango and Ayume from InuYasha. YEAH. AYUME KICKED ASS.
  • A lot of Rie Kugimiya Characters
  • Tsukimi (Kuragehime) – She was awesome to watch. NO LIE.

There’s probably others, but I’m done with this post. BYE.

EDIT (May 20, 2012): I switched Revy with Maria. Sorry Maria, but Revy is too badass NOT to be in the top 2.

Transformers 3 Will Beat You Into Submission And You Will Love It

What did I see today, July 5th, at 8:15 PM?

RHETORICAL QUESTION BITCH! TRANSFORMERS 3!

I’m going to do this in two parts. Part 1 is spoiler free. Read it with the pleasure of knowing that won’t be spoiling a thing about the movie. Part 2 will contain massive spoilers, and if you don’t want to literally fuck your own face, don’t read it.

Section 1

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Transformers 1 was really good. Transformers 2 kinda sucked. Transformers 3 was just as good as Transformers 1……IF Transformers 1 was 10 billion fucking times better than it actually was. Let me put it this way, if you were halfway through the movie, and had to go to the bathroom really really bad, then it would be one of the few moments in life where peeing your pants would not only be acceptable, but would be considered a wise move on your part.

Was it long? I guess so. It was like 2 and half hours long. If you’re saying to yourself that that’s too long of a movie, then congratulations, you’re a fucking pussy.

It’s common knowledge that long movies are almost always fucking awesome. Lord of the Rings? Long as fuck. Awesome. Avatar? Long as fuck. Awesome. There’s a shitload of more examples, but I’m trying to keep this post under 6 billion words.

  • Transformers 3 was like Transformers 1 on steroids, with more bad-assery, mixed with an awesome plot.
  • Transformers 3 was a BAM moment.
  • Transformers 3 fucked your mom, and it just made you proud.
  • Transformers 3 supports my two theories. A: Any movie with Shia LeBOOF is awesome. B: Long movies rule.

The list could continue, but at some point, I do need to sleep. This concludes Section 1, and at this point, you should be leaving the computer and giving all of your money to your local theater. Section 2 contains spoilers.

Section 2

I was going to start this section with a massive spoiler in the first sentence, but people finishing up the first section might have wandering eyes, so I’m being considerate in making this whole first paragraph a bunch of rambling  bullshit. This is actually fine, I probably don’t have to make this any longer. I hope you stopped reading after learning that this was a paragraph of shit. No? You’re dumb.

First and foremost, how about that twist? FUCKING AWESOME. Even I didn’t expect that. It was fucking awesome. The only bad part about it was that Ironhide died. He was the fucking man.

PUNK ASS DECEPTICON!

And wtf!? John Malkovich and Francis McDormand (both in Burn After Reading, an awesome fucking movie), showed up, as well as a handful of other known actors/actresses. Not only that, but no Megan Fox! I hate Megan Fox. In fact I’m not even going to capitalize her name anymore. megan fox. She sucks. Not only is she not really that hot, but she’s also a fucking bitch. I’ve heard a lot of bad things about the acting of her replacement, but honestly, I didn’t see much in terms of bad acting, and I was looking for it. She was fine. The acting in this movie was overall good. Leonard Nimoy? GTFO. BUZZ FUCKING ALDRIN PLAYING HIMSELF!? FUCKING FUCK AWESOME!!!

Why the fuck did Ironhide die? Right after doing some real bad-ass shit too.

The action was just as awesome as expected. The special effects kicked more ass than Bill the Ass Kicker, and this time there weren’t any stupid fucking robots that made the film seem like it was made for toddlers.

CHICAGO GOT FUCKING DESTROYED.

SEAL TEAM SIX RAPES EVERYONE IN AWESOME STEALTH COMEBACK MODE.

PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY GETTING MURDERED ALL OVER THE PLACE.

And if there’s one reason. Just one, sole reason as to why this film was awesome, here it is:

Quote:

Optimus Prime: “They will all die.”

HE WASN’T LYING.

END.

America! Fuck Yeah!

InuYasha is still awesome as fuck!

So, here we go pal, FOURTH OF JULY! AMERICA! HOT DOGS! BURGERS! FIREWORKS! BEER! Happy Independance Day to all Americans out there!

UPDATE!

BIN LADEN IS STILL DEAD!!!

Also: I’m going to be posting more often I hope.

Deadman Wonderland Was Awesome And You’re All Just Too Stupid To Notice

Yeah. That’s right pal. A while ago, I posed a question on twitter, asking if it were true that most people just didn’t like Deadman Wonderland. I got retarded answers like these:

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First of all, I didn’t really see much lolicon pandering, with the exception of the tiny girl who FUCKING KILLED PEOPLE.

In fact, I think people lost sight of why this show was awesome: BLOODY DEATH

Limbs were getting mangled, blood was flying left and right, and heads were poppin like cherries on prom night. How could you not like this? It’s not like this was Tokko, where the animation sucked large amounts of fecal remnants. This had quality animation, even if the really bloody stuff got blurred out from time to time (that pissed me off). And what’s more, it had fucking AWESOME CHARACTERS.

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Just like I loved High School of the Dead for it’s bad-ass characters who knew no bounds of bad-assness, I loved almost all of the characters in Deadman Wonderland because they were all crazy psychopaths to some degree. Senji loved slicing people up, Genkaku thought he was saving people by murdering the FUCK out of them, even Nagi, the leader of the rebellious deadmen, a person who seemed more sane than anyone, had more than a few screws loose, and then eventually lost it and killed fucking everyone. Then there was Yoh’s nut-job of a sister, who was like some kind of twisted tsundere/yandere mix of complete psychoness…….even Ganta, who was a huge pussy, was crazy to some degree.

I mean, he doesn’t really question anything. If I woke one day and could control my FUCKING BLOOD, I would….well okay I’d go nuts on everything in sight (not killing stuff, but destroying stuff with no end. I would be a very bad person to give a super power to).

But I’d at least question where the fuck my power came from.

He does that though. He questioned it for like…..3 episodes.

Yeah, but he never questioned the crazy amount of power that he has. Doesn’t he realize that at some moments he has an unreasonably high amount of power? Like…really.

Then there’s the twists. The end of the series didn’t have as many, but there were BAM moments to be had all over. Like when Shiro turns out to be a split personality crazy bitch reminiscent of Lucy from Elfen Lied, who may or may not be the one who killed everyone in Ganta’s class, ultimately leading to him being confined to the nutty prison.

CRAZY SHIT.

That being said, Ganta was a pussy, and pissed me off to know end. STOP CRYING EVERY FIVE SECONDS AND MAN UP. YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

He brings this show down to a

FINAL GRADE = 4

Bill forgot to eat his candy.

At this point, I’m going to start the manga, which is most likely 600 times better due to the high detail of bloodiness. I fully expect a second season of Deadman Wonderland though, and I will watch.

Time to finish up some other series from the Spring.