I Missed April Fools Day

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK DUCK FUCK DUCK FUCK FJCK FJF CJS DJSHS DJFHF SJXJF DKF FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FHCJ DHCN DHCM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK DUCK FJCK FUCK.

FUCK.

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32 thoughts on “I Missed April Fools Day

  1. Netflix had these videos of a rotisserie chicken cooking backwards and bacon sizzling at like midnight on April 1st. I had NO IDEA what they were for. Then I was like “SHIT. APRIL FOOLS”. I would’ve gone the whole day not knowing.

  2. WORK YOUR SHIT OUT ALREADY

    GODDAMN I FIGURED I’D GIVE YOU SOME SPACE BUT CLEARLY YOU NEED A PUNCH IN THE PENIS

  3. WHY ARE YOUR STUPID GAY COMMENTS ALWAYS AT THE BOTTOM?

    WHY DO YOU HAVE A BLACK BACKGROUND I KEEP SEEING MYSELF REFLECTED IN YOUR SITE AND IT’S AWOKEN FEELINGS I NEVER KNEW I HAD

  4. I KEEP SEEING SHIT OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE AND I THINK IT’S DEMONS OH GOD SON GET ME MY MEDICATION IT’S GOOFY TIME

  5. EVERY PANTS SHOULD HAVE POCKETS AND EVERY SHIRT SHOULD HAVE POCKETS AND EVERY JACKET SHOULD HAVE POCKETS

    ANYTHING WITHOUT POCKETS IS WORTHLESS WHICH IS WHY I PLEDGE TO DESTROY ALL LIVING THINGS THIS ELECTION

  6. i gotta pee

    send your vote to 50334 if you want me to pee in my chair
    send your vote to 40503 if you want me to pee in the toilet

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  7. I also discovered my screen has a smudgey on it. How’d it get a smudgey? WHAT DO I PAY YOU USELESS INDIANS FOR?!?!?

  8. What does N/A stand for? Not Available or Not Applicable?
    The answer is that it’s both. Or not. I really don’t know.

  9. I think gotta go mate should be the new way to tell someone to get out

    OK it’s now the new way to tell someone to get out

    spread the word

    AH FUCK that fucking story, FUCK YOUR CREEPY SMILE DOG

  10. PEOPLE WHO POST COPYCAT RECIPES FOR RICE-A-RONI PILAF ARE FULL OF SHIT THAT WAS THE BEST SHIT EVER AND IT HAD MORE SPICES IN IT THAN “PARSLEY”

    YOU LYING RACIST FUCKS

  11. they say he’s glo the legend, but is there really a legend?

    tonight, on unsolved mysteries: really fucking creepy music over basic observations and questions that makes everything terrifying and now i can’t sleep for days

  12. tonight’s top story: someone dies and then we show a shitty picture of them and zoom in on it choppily with dramatic music accompaniment

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