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Loo$e Change (from left to right) MOB aka Theincredible Mike, Glo aka Kid KaBoOM, Breath aka Kid Chaos, The Succulent Peach (Bobby Beatz not pictured).

The History Of Loo$e Change

I wish we had some of our early stuff, because one particular part by me explains how we came to be. One day we were out by my pool, and we were loungin, celebrating all day, (no more public housin). So we were discussing 50 Cent I think, and someone said (we should make a rap group and all our names could be nickle or dime). Then it was Mike (I think) that said “Let’s make a rap group and call it Loo$e Change.” ……Well it started off as a joke, just fuckin around on a hot day, and then we actually made a rap group, and called it “Loo$e Change.” Of course, it’s still a huge joke, a bunch of guys fuckin around on a piece of shit mic (except in Bitches Always Give Us Looks where we had a professional mic/producer in Bobby Beatz).

Ok but yea…….we sucked dick at rap at first, but we got better and now we’re actually pretty good. The original group was me, Mike, Matt, Joe (seen in picture with matt), and Bobby. Joe quit after he realized he sucked really bad. So I recruited Robert, which turned out very well, as he is prolly the best in the group besides Matt (people have said in the past that I was good, but I think I suck personally). The End.

Let us (me) now profile everyone in the order previously stated. But don’t take my word for it. Take “Urban Dictionary’s”.

MOB aka Theincredible Mike (Mike O’Brien)

The Official Baller of Loo$e Change. He was the best on the team in High School, and played college, but got bored because it was too easy so he retired.

Mike OBrien, aka MOB/Theincredible Mike. His defining feature is that he is the only one in Loo$e Change that doesn’t suck at basketball. In fact he’s actually quite good, and has won dunk contests, despite being white. It was sick when he dunked on Doug Wiggins in high school (too bad Wiggins dropped like 40 and we lost).

Glo aka Kid KaBoOM (Jeff Glowa…me)

Official Best Rapper In Southington Ever. At least that's what they say....I disagree.

Not much to say here. I guess I’ll explain the picture because you all prolly think I’m gay, which I’m not (sorry homos). Speedos are fuckin awesome and manly. We all bought them and wore them to the beach as men. If you don’t believe me look at this: http://www.biffbang.de/_myspace/fuck-you-guys.jpg

Breath aka Kid Chaos (Robert Palko)

Never has a scooter looked more bad-ass.

He is lyrically skilled and yada yada. But here’s what I really wanted to say. So then. Robert is the reason I got obsessed with anime. Now Robert himself hates all anime, as do most people I know, with the exception of Mike. You see, back in the day when NEW episodes of Dragonball Z were coming out, he said, “This show is sick, watch it.” Now I hated everything about it. I hated anime in fact. Eventually I became obsessed with it yada yada yada, now here I am. but he hates anime. In fact, he makes fun of this site routinely, and says I am gay for having a “blog” (clearly it’s an ISSS). But wait, what’s this Robert? You want to POST on my ISSS? Oh you sent me what you wrote? Oh yes here it is! Hmm, halfway decent! Maybe I will put it up. Maybe I won’t. Maybe go fuck yourself.

The Succulent Peach (Matt Parrotti)

He's in the middle. (left to right: MOB, Joey P, Matt Walker aka Mushu or Wok Wok (far back), Matt Parrotti, Charlie Lehner. ")

Matthew “French Toast / Zootie Bang / Funky / God knows how many other nicknames” Parrotti. He makes clothes. He makes hats. He goes to Parsons in NYC. He does these things very very well. (Check out his website www.funkyfaction.com). He is a great performer in every activity known to man except basketball, golf…..I think that’s it. Whatever. He’s the fashion designer, which is weird because he’s not gay (sorry homos). He gives me an excuse to go to the city.

 

Bobby Beatz (Bobby Kane)

 

Bobby Beatz aka Bobby Kane. He's had some contributions baby.

The home of Bobby Beatz was where we held down most of our recording sessions for our first cd, and he helped with a lot of the production. Lately, he produced the hit smash “Bitches Always Give us Looks”, which was the best sounding song from The Legend of Loo$e Change. He was recently arrested under suspicion of racketeering, but the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

Phunk

Time to list our albums and tracks, beginning with the one that started it all:

Breach of Peace

1. Fly in My Soup
2. Drop a Deuce
3. Jimmy Jon
4. Straight Outta S-Town (skit)
5. Pissed
6. Freestyle Against the Mirror
7. Race Card
8. Party Time
9. Ballas Anthem
10. Get Down on the Ground
11. AOL is a Piece of Shit
12. Dome in Your Home
13. Wait re-remix
14. Diss on Crackers Inc.
15. Dirty Mouf
16. Credit

Glo (me) & The Succulent Peach (Matt) – My Jimmy John:

Jimmy Jon – LOO$E CHANGE

The Legend of Loo$e Change

1. Loo$e Change
2. Welcome to the Beanhouse
3. Addicted to the Mic
4. Etiquette of a Balla
5. Booty
6. Chuff Munchin
7. Bitches Always Give Us Looks
8. Hot Shit
9. Meanies
10. Get Loo$e
11. When You Get Glo
12. Just Nastyness
13. Big Thangs
14. Silent But Violent
15. We On Da Block
16. Blarrin
17. Hardcore Rythem

Glo (me), The Succulent Peach (Matt), MOB (Mike) – Bitches Always Give Us Looks:

Bitches Always Give Us Looks – Loo$e Change

We were all hammered when we recorded that, so some of us fucked up our words.

Mix Tape I: Kid KaBoOM & Kid Chaos

1. Kid KaBoOM
2. Hip Hop is Dead
3. Cause Trouble
4. The Kids Are Back
5. Random Shit
6. Don’t Call This a Diss
7. The New Avengers
8. Isle Style
9. Let Me Get Em
10. Wreck the Rhime
11. Kid Chaos

There were also several shits (lol I meant skits) in this album, but I didn’t include them. The way that this album was done was that we took the songs and compiled them into one track, and here it is:

Kid KaBoOM (me) and Kid Chaos (Robert):

Childs Play Vol. I

(this song/mix tape doesn’t really get good until about 8:25 in)

Mix Tape II: Return to Disorder – Kid KaBoOM & Kid Chao

1. Intro
2. Peter Piper
3. No Half Steppin
4. The Choice is Yours
5. Hip Hop Hooray
6. Dre Day Skit
7. Insane in the Membrane
8. Sure Shot
9. Chief Rocka
10. 80’s Skit
11. Brooklyn Zoo
12. New Avengers II
13. Busta
14. Step Into A New World
15. Intergalactic
16. Smooth Talkin’ Fella
17. 90’s Skit
18. Mathemadasiohn

Here are two videos:

Smooth Talkin’ Fella – Kid KaBoOM (aka me)

No Half Steppin – Switch C, Kid Chaos, & Kid KaBoOM (aka me)

Untitled Loo$e Change CD (rumored)

Do Cocky – Loo$e Change

New Avengers: Mix Tape Vol III: The Triumverate (in production)

Writing has begun for this project, and like all New Avengers Mix Tapes, this one too will have a theme. The theme is clubs….but wait, not like “I get girls and money and shit”…that’s gay, we don’t even talk about that ever, because we don’t need to pronounce to the world our girl getting abilities, we know we have them already. But there will be 4 different “clubs” (aka, types of music that we will rap over”) Jazz, Hip Hop, House/Techno, and Funk/Soul. Basically, this is going to be the best one. Some tracks we will be rapping over include

• Daft Punk, Around the World/HBFS Live
• RJD2 – Explosive
• The Beatles – Hey Bulldog
• Van McCoy – The Hustle (this is awesome)

And many more. This is going to rule.