EDIT: This post was edited to include Inukami, which certainly deals with perverts.
Hmmm. This one is a tough topic to tackle…..err…..terribly?
What the hell was that supposed to be?
Okay, all poor attempts at alliterations aside (oh an accidental alliteration! [And another! {AND ANOTH-
Get one with it.
Ah….yes……so…….Perverted humor…..does enoying it make you a pervert? for examp- Oh, I should say, most of these links are safe for work, if not, I’ll let you know…anyway, examples:
Take some kind of perverted manga….sayyy Ultimate!! Hentai Kamen! As the name suggests (hentai means “perverted”), this manga is quite perverted (see the picture above?) Although this perversion is all in the name of good fun. There’s really no nudity, and is generally filled with greatness. Let me fill you in.
Ultimate!! Hentai Kamen centers around Kyousuke, a seemingly normal guy who does martial arts at his school, and whose mom happens to work as an S&M lady. But one day, he puts some panties on his head, and realizes that upon doing so, he suddenly has super human like strength, and thus becomes Hentai Kamen, a scantily clad warrior with panties covering his face, who usually beats foes with some kind of perverted method (like hitting them with his man package, or tying them up bondage style. He’s almost like a perverted Spiderman.
If you can’t find humor in that small premise, then you better stop reading this right now, and go to church or do something non-perverted, because you obviously aren’t ready for this post, or its direction.
Let’s take on a bit more, revealing manga, a personal favorite of mine, My Balls. Some people might see this as actual hentai, just because it might have some nudity (every chapter) and “sexually related material” (like actual sex, every chapter). These people are obviously retarded and will probably live the rest of their lives as sad sacks of shit.
That was kind of harsh, don’t you think? Won’t someone take offense to that last statement if they think of My Balls as hentai?
No. Anyone still reading this should be cool enough where they don’t take offense to something as arbitrary as that comment (if it applies to them). Anyway, it actually is technically hentai, because it’s perverted, but it’s not like….HENTAI hentai….I think….it’s all censored anyway. My Balls is about a 19 year old kid (he’s legal) who loves this girl he works with, who happens to be a complete babe. One day, he is walking home hammered off his ass, when suddenly an evil devil bent one destroying the world is accidentally sealed away in his testicles by some angel. He has one month to keep her inside his balls, because if she gets out during this one month, she will destroy all of humanity (she only has one month to do it, due to some kind of contract). Basically, he can’t bust a nut or the world will end. Needless to say, he is suddenly met with more ejaculatory opportunities (other than self-masturbation) then I’ve probably ever had in my life, including the appearance of a lesser devil named Elyse, who was sent from Hell to make him bust. Can he survive for 30 days?
Now the difference with this manga and something like Ultimate!! Hentai Kamen, is that Ultimate!! Hentai Kamen is more along the lines of Dragonball (kind of shoneny), whereas My Balls actually has nudity and sexual situations (like sex, doggystyle, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, 69, 29, because the kids are young it’s 9 [NSFW [language], but don’t worry that wasn’t a link to child porn, it’s the funniest joke ever]). Anyway, what I’m trying to say, as I laugh over the greatness of Bob Saget, is that My Balls is much more mature than Ultimate!! Hentai Kamen (or at least intended for mature audiences).
Perhaps this is why I find it so funny. I’m not mature at all. I have to supervise 14 year old middle school pricks at summer camp, and they’re probably all more mature than me. I mean, I’m sure we’ve all seen ridiculous stuff and laugh at it, like, for instance….I’m sure many people have been jerking off to a porn flick, when suddenly something happens that makes then stop mid jerk and just start laughing their ass off. It’s happened to me, and I’ll be damned if I’m alone in this, because porn is fucking funny. Here’s a picture, before a story.
Puni Puni Poemi has plenty of perversion. Likewise, I thought it was really fucking funny.
One time, I was with some friends of mine (this was before I really watched a lot of anime I think) and randomly, the most perverted person among us, found a hentai (like, actual hentai) clip, with a girl getting fucked by some weird monster……needless to say, we all immediately died laughing, so much so that we actually died (from the laughing). I don’t know what it was from, but personally, I never want to know….it reminds me of the first time I saw a girl suck a cock. Me and my friend were on the computer (this was BACK in the day), and around that time was the time I think Napster first started. We were watching a hot girl in a bikini (Heather deep throat) and at first it was just her in a bikini, looking hot, we didn’t know what was coming next.
She took off her bikini, and we were like “Yeaaa, her boobs are nice!” because we were like, in middle school or something. Suddenly, a massive cock, must have been 18 inches at least, was thrust onto the screen, and we yelled in rage, half laughing, and immediately deleted the video……..later, we both watched it on our own time, and it turns out, she fit the whole thing right in her throat. Now that’s a keeper.
That was the fucking stupidest story I’ve ever hea-
Anyway, to get back on topic (for once), Does enjoying these types of manga/anime/tv shows, make you (or me) a pervert? I enjoy the previously listed perverted manga, as well as several others, like Onani Master Kurosawa, Koe de Oshigoto, even KissxSis (the anime isn’t funny, and is just stupid) is pretty funny (despite the loli/incest…actually, I’d say that adds to the humor, as it is retarded in itself) based on the fact that it’s so incredibly stupid….I mean, almost everything about it is retarded, and I love that aspect of shows. (Here’s another random picture)
This has nothing to do with the post, but this guy is just awesome.
Okay you know how I said I edited this post? Here it is:
Inukami was awesome. I think of it as one of my favorite anime. Surly it is no coincidence that it dealt heavily with perverts of all sorts?
Jesus Christ, in the first episode, Keita loses his clothes, because the main “bad guy” has a power that removes clothes from men (I think it was the first episode). Not to mention, in the movie (I think it was the movie, it might have been the end of the series) the day is pretty much saved by Keita, who assembles all of the perverts to help overcome….whatever it was they were overcoming (wow, for being one of my favorite anime, I really can’t remember much about it). I’ve never seen an anime stick up or perverts like this. Is that why I like it? Am I……..am I a pervert!?
Don’t care, moving on…..
So what I’m asking is, does making these types of media outlets make me a pervert? I assume you are all greeting this question with a resounding and unanimous “Yes”. Well allow me to retort.
Saying that me enjoying a large quantity of perverted humor makes me a pervert (or anyone for that matter) would be like saying Lisa Lampanelli (NSFW [language]), and anyone who likes her (me) is racist. Quite clearly, Lisa Lampanelli is only as racist as everyone else, so if you think she is racist, then so are you. Wait, wasn’t I talking about perverseness?
Everything has perverseness if you look close enough.
Afro Samurai: Resurrection (I think). It has some sick fighting, but the only scene that comes to my mind is the one where Afro is fighting some dude, and is in some hip hop club town. There is a brief scene of a girl getting POUNDED up against a wall by some dude. And he’s givin it to her. He was like, “Yea….take that.” (NSWF, [sort of nudity] It’s not technically nudity (costumes) but it looks sort of real enough where it might be construed as such).
Hold on, time out. This post is about perverted HUMOR, not just shows. And who doesn’t like a dirty joke?
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says “But sir, it’s just a sperm bank!”, “I don’t care, open it now!!!” he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says “Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!”, she looks at him “BUT, they are sperm samples???” , “DO IT!”. So the nurse sucks it back. “That one there, drink that one as well.”, so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, “See honey – it’s not that hard.”
Not your cup of tea? Well here’s another one ass-hole.
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window…
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?
“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer.”
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now?”
She replies, “Yes, getting herpes – thats why I am here!”
This is one of the least perverse pictures related to Queen's Blade, but I really didn't want a picture of Reina or Cattleya in this post.
Lastly, how can I leave out Queen’s Blade. Such a perverted anime has never been seen before by my eyes, and it was also one of the more enjoyable anime of 2009. I mean, it kicked ass! I’ve already said enough about Queen’s Blade on this ISSS, but if you want to know more, search it on my site, and be amazed by my great episodic reviews (I’m not going to say anything, because this post is long enough as it is, but I felt I had to at least mention it).
Anyway, I don’t have much more to say, and it’s late, and it’s getting to the point where I’m starting to have no clue what I’m talking about, so I’ll end with a question:
Does enjoying perverted humor make one a pervert?
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