Because what’s better than a computer game that encourages kids and even older adolescents to stay inside, sit on their presumably fat asses, and mindlessly run around in a nonexistent fairy land all the while severely decreasing their social and intellectual status? I swear to God even if this game were fun, which I don’t see how it can be, it has got to be the dumbest thing ever invented. Almost as dumb as the people who play it. I mean, I watch a lot of anime but at least I have a life. When I think of these certain individuals, the following images come to mind:
Good job 37 year old Bill, it looks like all those years of schooling paid off, now you’re able to get the job you always wanted, playing computer games in your small, shitty apartment and/or mom’s basement.
Smart thinking jerk-off-john, go out and get yourself a fuckin job. Do something with your life. At least get outside and run. Tan your white, paste-like skin. I hate these kinds of people almost as much as I hate hippies and people with blogs. Wanna know something else that pisses me off? People in general. If I remember, I’m going to post something about how much I hate people. I have this quote, and it goes, “I hate everyone, my friends are just the people I hate less.” And you know something? It’s almost true. But I still try and do something with my life, I don’t become a recluse and confine myself to a basement or one of those computer centers like they have in the mall and play gay ass video games.
One time I was in the mall, and I passed one of those computer places. I saw this one kid playing world of warcraft. He was wearing a helmet. I took some time to stop and laugh in his face. After he finished cursing me in the language of the elves, I punched him in right in the cranium. Now he’s in a coma, so I have to drive all the way to St. Mary’s Hospital to laugh at his stupid ass. Looks like his plastic helmet didn’t protect him from shit.