Lucky Star = The most confusing anime ever

I mean, seriously, the show isn’t really about anything. There is never any real plot. Even individual episodes consist of nothing more than pointless chit chat. But what’s confusing to me, is that it’s one of my favorite shows. For some weird, unexplained reason, I thought this show was good, even though I know it sucks. I guess I like shitty anime. Never listen to any reviews I make from now on, because I have no idea what I’m talking about. Let’s farther delve into this show.

What is Lucky Star about?

Well, I think I just told you that there is NO PLOT. However, if there were to be a theme, it would be about four girls, who are in school.

Tsukasa (purple hair, yellow bow), Konata (blue hair, short), Kagami (purple hair, getting pushed), Miyuki (glasses, pink hair).

Four Main Characters: Tsukasa (purple hair, yellow bow), Konata (blue hair, short), Kagami (purple hair, getting pushed), Miyuki (glasses, pink hair).

Wow I guess with all this school work I was too preoccupied to realize that I must have grown a vagina, because the only guy in this anime is Konata’s dad, and he’s a pedophile:

Hold on let me check something….Ok good, I do in fact still have my giant man-dong shaft, complete with set of glossy balls. (adjectives are great). I suppose this show did have its funny parts, although it was probably the style of animation that I found to be most intriguing (its so simple, its brilliant). Of course, Konata is a character who makes this show. Taking her out of this show would be like taking Stewie out of Family Guy. It wouldn’t work. A brief description of her persona.

She does not like school, is apathetic in class, is obsessed with anime, manga, and video games, and usually stays up all night playing video games, and maybe doing homework, although she usually just copies either Kagami or Miyuki’s work. I watched this show two summers ago, and last night, when I was pulling an all nighter to finish some homework (I think I typed one page all night), when my friend mentioned how I am the same exact person. Clearly he was delirious from lack of sleep, as he also was doing work all night. I calmly pointed out several key differences:

1. I don’t have blue hair.

2. I am not a fictional female character in an anime.

Those are really the only differences. But Konata brings a lot to the table, like comedy and all that hoopla. She might even be in my top ten anime characters list. Maybe I’ll put that list up. Maybe I won’t. Maybe go fuck yourself. Time to finish this kick ass painting.

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One thought on “Lucky Star = The most confusing anime ever

  1. “Never listen to any reviews I make from now on, because I have no idea what I’m talking about.”
    Yeah, I knew that when InuYasha was your top ranked show.
    BAM

    Why are your balls glossy?
    Please seek medical assistance immediately.

    Konata would be tolerable if she didn’t have that smug look all the time. God damn I want to pop her one, right in the fucking urethra.

    Actually, the entire anime would be tolerable if they weren’t drawn like creepy looking five year olds. If they were drawn in a super realistic style and had really dull or blank expressions, I think I might like it. Maybe. Maybe go fuck yourself.

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