Best Movies of 08

What were they? I’m really not gonna write much, all pictures……actually……no yea…just pictures…small ones though I got too many pictures on this site. Let’s say the top 5? Nods of approvement from the peanut gallery. Starting with 5 then.

5.

Damn it Spielburg stop with the CGI. Just DONT USE IT. I hope I spelled your name wrong just to spite you.

Damn it Spielburg stop with the CGI. Just DON'T USE IT. I hope I spelled your name wrong just to spite you.

4.

Awesome. This film and another on the list made me a believer in a certain actor. Best line of the year? - Im a little confused.

Awesome. This film and another on the list made me a believer in a certain actor. Best line of the year? - "I'm a little confused."

3.

Robert fabric soft Downey Jr. is tha fucking man - Actually, truthfully, I am Ironman, and I do not give a fuck.

Robert "fabric soft" Downey Jr. is tha fucking man - "Actually, truthfully, I am Ironman, and I do not give a fuck."

2.

WALL-E! So very close to the movie of the year. I think it deserves more awards than number one. This movie was AMAZING.

WALL-E! So very close to the movie of the year. I think it deserves more awards than number one. This movie was AMAZING. If you haven't seen it then you're a gay homosexual.

1.

Number one. Saw it in theaters like 3 times, a record for me. Best supporting actor for Heath Ledger, deserves best picture as well. But thats it. Nas-tayyy.

Number one. Saw it in theaters like 3 times, a record for me. Best supporting actor for Heath Ledger, deserves best picture as well. But that's it. Nas-tayyy.

Honorable mentions: I didn’t go see that many movies this year. I still haven’t seen Pineapple Express and many others. I really need to see Eagle Eye too. The Spirit kicked ass though. Shit Wall-E was sick I wish they’d make a sequel but they prolly won’t since it takes 4 years to make one movie. The graphics were fuckin sick, and it makes fun of fat people! What can be better? If you rub straight garlic on the bottom of your foot, you’ll be able to smell it in your breath within approximately two hours.

Formula of Man = 2nd Law

What do people need? What don’t they need? Although I’m not sure about most people, there is one thing I know. Man need meat. Cow, pig, bear, elk, deer, bull, bird, and human are all forms of meat ready for consumtion. Some, however, are eaten more than others. Doctors say that you should cook your meat to prevent sickness and health risks. This is, of course, hogwash. In fact, meat consumed raw, or close to raw, is better for men, because it still contains Clarofactoids, which help prevent cancer of the testicles. Nene Hilario and Lance Armstrong always cooked their meats. Now they are known as “Uniballers”. (They both still kick more ass than Bill the Ass Kicker)

Bill the Ass Kicker still can not kick as much ass as Nene or Lance

Now you may wonder, “Why do men need meat?” Well that can be explained in a simple formula”

Man +Meat = L – (A+G^2)

What does this mean? Basically it says that Man + Meat = Life – (Ailments + Gayness (squared))

Let me explain farther. Why do men eat meat? Well, science shows us that consumption of meat by men can help prevent and in some cases cure cancer, leukemia, heart attacks, and other diseases and ailments, excluding AIDS, which doesn’t affect real men. Besides this, meat can also give you a large, defined, vagina hammer that is always working, and can also prevent gayness, a virus discovered in 1854 by Col. Homer Gayfagdick. In contrast, things such as salad and sleep can cause cancer, especially of the earlobe, and may also create side effects ranging from dick loss to involuntary hurumphing (not real). Let me show you in pictures:

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Well yea there you have it. Eat some fuckin meat. I had steak tonight with my aunt and uncle, I ate everyone’s share because I am the manliest. Go fuck yourself San Diego.