This was impossible to make. Even still, I’m not quite sure about these top ten, although the higher up ones I am sure about. So here are what I assume are my Top Ten Favorite Video Games.
10. Yoshi – Game Boy
This was my first game. If I start playing, I can keep on going forever. The only time I lose, is on purpose. The best character?
Yoshi with wings
9. Wario Land – Game Boy
What can you say about Wario Land that hasn’t been said? It’s got treasure, sick levels, secrets, keys, and all sorts of shit. Cool noises for coins. and a fuckin GENIE. Fuckin Genies rule. So this game does too. I must’ve beaten this game like 500 times, I even used to play it on my computer (emulators). Honestly, I can’t believe that this is number 10. But that’s just how nasty my list is. The best character?
8. Star Wars Episode I: Racer – N64
I was obsessed with this game when me and Matt were trying to beat it. I think we got up to the level with the vines but I’ve never beaten this game. It’s impossible. If I could meet someone who beat it I would like to shake their hand and punch them in the face. All in all, this game is a great game, and the multiplayer is nastay. The best character?
7. Super Mario 64 – N64
This game is awesome before you even start the game. On the start screen, before you choose your game, you get to play with Mario’s face. You can stretch it, shrink it, make it look retarded. I like to lower his forehead and bring his mustache up really high, so that it looks like he’s wearing aviators. As for the game, awesome graphics, awesome levels, decent bosses. The only thing about this game that’s annoying are the views. You got this little guy on a cloud following you with the camera, and that’s wear the views come from, so walls and stuff can fuck up the view because the little cloud faggot cant go through them. Its a minor inconvenience though, this game is awesome. The best character?
6. Pokemon Red/Blue Version – Game Boy
Now don’t do what most people do and group the game and the anime together. The game is awesome, the anime is gay. I’ll admit that i watched the anime for a bit aas a little kid (that’s why it’s on my list) until I realized it was gay. But this game is sick-nasty. I played it in elementary school. I played it in college. It stands the test of time. I always do these things the same: I name my Blastoise Torlaps, and I name my Clefable which has at least one move that’s super effective against whatever you throw at it Smee-Smack. Great game. Missingno helps. The best character?
Snorlaps: He awakes in a rage.
5. Mirror’s Edge – X-Box 360
Um…so I saw the commercial for this game and immediately bought an Xbox 360 online. I didn’t have enough money afterward to actually buy the game, but I rented it and decided that when I get money I’m gonna buy it, even though I already beat it. This is the best game I have ever played for Xbox 360, and……shit I can’t even explain, it’s new. It’s got shooting, nasty graphics, sick moves like wall running, sliding, hopping fences, hanging from walls, fighting moves. I don’t know how they fit it into one controller. Amazing game. People say it’s too easy and short. But this game actually requires thinking to get out of some situations, where you actually look around for places to climb and jump. It really feels like you’re the character.The best character?
4. Super Mario Land – Game Boy
I have beaten this game over 12 times. It would be more, but I lost the game. I’m still trying to find another one. Maybe I’ll look on ebay, because I could play this everyday for the rest of my life. This is one of the few games where I know a lot if not all of the secrets, not because I looked them up, but because I found them. Not much more to say. It’s one of the best games ever made, and deserves to be rated higher….unfortunately isn’t. The best character?
The Rock Boss…I can’t find a picture, so watch this video that shows the awesomeness of the ending song, which I have plugged into speakers to listen to.
3. Super Smash Brothers – N64
The level, Hyrule Castle. The character, Pikachu. I am nasty. I always beat Robert all the time and never lose. This game is the best multiplayer games probably ever made. I have nothing more to say. The best character?
Pikachu (or Luigi)….he’s the yellow guy on the above picture.
2. Goldeneye 007 – N64
This is my game. I own you in this game. I beat one kid at college that beat me. That is the only time I have ever met with defeat. And I put up a good fight too (this kid was like, retarded nasty). But if he had played me in a rematch, I would have beat him (he refused, what a pussy eh?). I don’t need to try. The best character?
1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – N64
This is the best game ever. I have beaten it into the ground. I have beaten it on N64. I have beaten it with cheats. I have beaten it on my computer. I have beaten it while have a threesome with two Asians while a monkey juggled bowling pins in the corner (last instance did not occur). I love this game. I know everything about it. I will play it again, and it will be just as enjoyable as the first time (sex not playing the game). Amazing. Number one. The best character?
Red Tunic Link with Spirit Temple Shield and Gold Gauntlets
*DYNASTY WARRIORS/SAMURAI WARRIORS
(This should be on the top ten at like…number 6, but I forgot, and I don’t feel like changing it now.)
NBA HANGTIME – N64
1080 SNOWBOARDING – N64
NFL BLITZ -N64
DONKEY KONG – GB