Formulas of Man = 4th law

TS + R = Gstdweyw

Talking Shit + Ridicule = Getting Someone to do What Ever You Want

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Basically, this formula (which me and Matt have actually proved after testing this theory in live tests) says that the more you talk shit and ridicule someone, the more you can get them to do.

Example: Billy Johnson is drinking a beer at a party. All you have to do is call him any of the following:

  • Pussy
  • Bitch
  • Little Bitch
  • Little Pussy
  • Little Pussy Bitch
  • Grandma
  • Fag
  • Fruit

There are many different names you can use. Heck, you could just say something like, “Wow you’re still working on that beer? What are you in first grade?” He will immediately down the remainder of his beer, in order to prove that he isn’t a little bitch. There are also several ways to raise the level of ridicule, which increases the chance of getting a positive reaction. Here are some things that produce the best results:

  • Point your finger at him when you call him a little schoolgirl.
  • Make fun of him by doing an impression of him sipping his beer like a queer dick-sucker.
  • Laugh in his face, then dump your beer on his head. Following this, kick him in the balls and break his teeth with a stool (this won’t actually make him drink his beer, and in most cases, everyone will kick your ass).
  • Tell him that your grandma can drink him under the table any day of the week.

This is a great way to make people get wasted off their ass. Why is that good? Because when people get really really hammered, they also get funny. Of course, make sure you know what kind of drunk your victim is, because if they’re an angry drunk, or like to slap people when heavily intoxicated (Joe), then you probably don’t want to try this.

After said person is heavily non-sober, and completely embarrasses himself in some way, feel free to call him a pussy who can’t hold his alcohol the next day. Tell him he’s a bitch and a lightweight. Really rub it in.

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4 thoughts on “Formulas of Man = 4th law

  1. “Really rub it in.”

    I know something you’d really like to “rub in” him. Get it?
    Your penis in his butt.

  2. note: The correct response to someone egging you on is to make eye contact with them and drink as slow as possible while still maintaining eye contact until they get creeped out and leave. But then you still follow them around with your beer tipped up and then maybe appear in front of them when they least expect it just staring at them with your beer in your mouth

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