Hippies! They Fucking Suck!

It has come to my attention that I have said more than once that Hippies are one of my most hated things, but I never gave any reasons as to why.

Hippies are, for the most part, a waste of carbon, and water, amongst other things. They are fucking piss me off. Why? What have they ever done to me? Nothing. They have done nothing to me. But they have also done nothing about anything else. All they do is get high and talk about spreading love, and being total fags.

One time in an art class of mine, a fellow peer voiced that when school was over, he wanted to buy a VW bus, the gayest automobile ever made, and drive to California, and live as a hippie (that is a true statement). Fortunately, art allows you to bring razor blades to school, so I took out my exactly knife and waved it threateningly, throwing it from hand to hand. Then I punched him in the throat. No more hippie talk from that freeloader.

As you know, all hippies contribute toward society is……..well…….nothing. They like to get stoned, take their clothes off, and dance around in fucking circles. Or play their guitar and talk about things that are wrong with the world, all the while getting higher than a piece of matter in the exosphere. Of course, realizing this, hieght is only relative to Earth. I have often wondered, when travleing to the moon, at what point do we stop gaining height, and instead start losing height? Who’s to say? Back to hippies:

What the fuck is that hippie doing? Obviously he’s high off his ass on shrooms, and decided to make a damn fool of himself. Is he trying to be act a damn leprechaun, but then again, who knows. By the way, that video helps explain my disdain for Alabama. You people are DUMB AS FUCK.

What Defines a Hippie?

  • They love are required to get stoned, which leaves them in a permanent comatose state. Hookahs are also “Hippie-Favorites”.
  • They love to sit around and play guitar.
  • They bring up stupid ideas of “Sharing” and “Living off the land”. What bullshit. Get a job and stop being a fuck.
  • They think that they are the shit, when really all they are is actual shit. Speaking of shit, they use their own shit to fertilize their garden, in which they grow nothing but weed.
  • They don’t bathe or practice any forms of hygiene.
  • Their speech pisses me off. They talk in a way that makes them seem half asleep, they talk slow, they’re fucking brain-dead.

All in all, a hippies speech pisses me off the most. I once had a roommate, whose name was Drew Dickcheese McDouchehammer. He talked like a hippie. He liked to fish and drink Jim Bean, and wore a John Deer hat, so he was actually just a regular piece of shit, not really a hippie, but he FUCKING TALKED like a hippie. he would always be like, “So yeaaaa man, it was like, super chill you know, we drank some Bean [referring to Jim Bean] and it was a pretty wicked night you knowwww? We just passed out man.” Shut up faggot. I will do you and your mother harm.

Hippies Today (The following images might shock you)

You GROSS BITCH. YOU HAVE MORE HAIR UNDER YOUR ARMS THEN ME.

Wow, I can let the picture speak for themselves, Hippies suck.

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7 thoughts on “Hippies! They Fucking Suck!

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  3. Does anyone really ever need to give a reason? I thought everyone knew that hippies were trash. Actually, hippies are what ruined America. Remember America before hippies? It was awesome. Then hippies came and ruined everything with their bullshit. Everyone became massive crybaby pussies about fucking everything, and the politically correct/social justice shit started up. God damn, I fucking hate hippies. Though technically the cause of hippies was the drugs, since drugs made normal people into hippies, but hippies were the ones that did the drugs, so they’re the faggots. Also the people who brought the drugs.

    All they do is get high and talk about spreading love, and being total fags.
    They bring up stupid ideas of “Sharing” and “Living off the land”. What bullshit. Get a job and stop being a fuck.

    yes

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