07 Ghost……Gay?

Well so I watched this show, and although I have no clue what it’s plot was going to be, I was a bit excited, because I was under the impression that the manga was pretty popular. Upon watching the first episode, I noticed several things:

The first thing I noticed as I was watching was that nothing really stood out. The anime, as Robert says, was just…..there. The characters didn’t impress much either. Take, for example, this classroom scene:

Dude....seriously.

Have some balls, stand up for yourself, and just admit that you brought porn to class. The issue of whether you actually brought it to class, or whether the person behind you used some kind of magic that is yet to be revealed (which is the case here) is neither her nor there. You’ve got porn. For free. Pictures of hot naked girls. And you’re whining like a bitch. This is the first reason why I believe this anime to have some gay tendencies (not that there’s anything wrong with that) <quote from Seinfeld that I overuse use whenever the word “gay” or something similar comes up….in case you didn’t know. But wait, the gayness doesn’t stop there:

In a following scene, with the two “best friends” talking when they’re about to go to bed, the following takes place, which should never take place when guys are not only sleeping in the same room, but have vacant sleeping areas (ie, bed, couch, etc….in this case, bed).

In a nutshell, he says, "Let's sleep together....at least that's what I got out of it."

Mikage…your bed is literally right below you. You just want to get close to your “best friend” (Teito, the main character in brown hair) and hope to catch a glimpse and or feel of his morning wood. I’m sorry, but even in my book, that’s weird, and I’m one of the most perverted anime bloggers……except I’m not really a blogger at all, but in actuality an ISSSer (I guess that would be the right terminology).Tsk Tsk so far 07 Ghost.

The third reason why my gay warning sirens flashed abruptly was…….well………are there any girls in this anime? I haven’t seen one, except for that one officer, and she’s in the military, so she’s obviously a lesbian (definitely nothing wrong with that). Even at the end, when Teito meets up (it insinuates that he meets up with soon to be said people) with those people (see I just said it), there are no girls, but there is one guy who looks quite ambiguous:

What are you dude? Frilly thing around the neck? NO.

On second thought…..all those said guys looks gay….holy shit, this show is gay.

I’ll keep watching, because it appears as though revenge is going to play a huge part, and I absolutely LOVE revenge. Anything with saying “FUCK YOU BASTARD!” to someone who previously fucked you big-time just makes me feel great. However, I’m on to you 07 Ghost. You can hide in that closet all day….but I’m on to you.

Formulas of Man – 6th Law

Anime rules. I love the shit. I really do. But, as is the case with anything that usually makes you happy, Anime has several harmful side effects, such as lack of female responsiveness. Another one of these side effects can be seen in the following formula, which was devised thanks in part (most) to the brain mass of one Robert Palko.

Without anymore bullshit:

(Man + M/t(d) + PA)/(AW/t(d)) = TV

I hope I made that as confusing as possible (this was literally my intention). Here, let me explain it:

Basically you take Man (you) add the amount of Meat they consume per day and the amount of Physical Activity (preferably weight lifting, although you can include my workout, (hurling boulders at elderly pedestrians) as well). You then divide the outcome by the amount of Anime Watched per day, and this gives you your Testicular Volume.

Here is again in pictures as usual:

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FINAL RESULT OF PREVIOUS, DIVIDED BY:

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Of course, this shouldn’t discourage anyone from watching anime, I mean, I still plan on watching a good 2-3 hours worth tonight, after I hurl some boulders at hobos (all the elderly moved from the town suddenly), and eat 3 pounds of raw ground beef.

Another way to prevent ball shrinkage is by getting on the Chatmonchy bandwagon, which I am riding alone, and is pulled, not by horses, but by several naked models with huge ass tits.