It was all about BOOBS. What could be better?

Show About Breasts > Show Not About Breasts

I mean, sure it’s animated, so it’s not actual boobs, which would be even better optimum, but still, its a show about boobs.

What was the plot of this OVA? I’m pretty sure I just told you, it was about boobs.


Even the OP was unique to serve the needs of the boob. It just showed every girl in the show walking, with close ups of their bouncing boobs (different sizes of course created different bounciness).

For every girl in the show.....close up of boobs, followed by close up of face.

Basically, Lala creates some crazy invention in order to provide Rito the boobs he desires, because it has come to her attention that all men love boobs (duh?). Of course, accidentally, it blows up in Rito’s face after he lands on it, turning him into a girl with huge knockers.

This of course causes problems, and also gives the creators of the show ample opportunities to showcase their boobs, which they do many times, in many different ways:

  • In the shower
  • Being rubbed
  • In the bath
  • Being poked
  • Under men’s clothing
  • Under women’s clothing
  • Being pressed
  • Being grabbed
  • Covered by steam
  • Expanding and shrinking (in Rito’s/Yami’s case)
  • Under a bra
  • Bouncing

I could go on forever, but really that would just waste time.

I know I’ve made my mark in saying that pointless fan service is “annoying” and “dumb”. But it’s To LOVE-Ru people! Fan service is to be expected! Especially in the OVA!

Even Yami is getting her "boob" on!

Thus, you need to look past the fan service, and look deeper at the meaning behind the fan service. I feel that this episode is quite important for many reasons. It displays not only the importance that boobs play in today’s society, but also brings to light the simple joy that a boob can create.

  • Have you ever had sex with a girl who lacked boobs? I have, and it’s not good not as good, You reach to her chest and are always met with disappointment.
  • When you first meet a girl, where is the first place your eyes go? Her face? If so, you might be gay (get yourself checked….I mean…..not that there’s anything wrong with that). Of course her chest is where your eyes fall first, I mean, it’s the most important part of her body besides the ass.

Yes people, boobs are truly created for a reason, and that reason is to men happy. I feel that all shows of all categories and genres should have at least one show dedicated to boobs, out of respect for the boob, if nothing else. Thank you, and goodnight.

What can I say that hasn't already been said?

Queen’s Blade Episode 2

Queen’s Blade seems to be getting……….good?

Wait, what? Good? Really?

Let me just say, that I picked up this show because it was basically fight (tournament style?) to become queen, and fights (tournament style) are awesome. The first episode threw me off… it sucked balls harder than an Asian prostitute, however……The second episode was completely different.

I should point out that the quality in which this episode was watched completely sucked. It lagged, it wasn’t clear, and the subs were incomplete, from now on, I’m just going to wait for better ones.

During this episode, we become introduced to some new characters, who want to participate in Queen’s Blade, mainly a shrine maiden with giant tits (who would have guessed right?) named Tomoe. She’s a cool character already, because she’s a shrine maiden who kicks ass, and this progressively makes the show better.

Also with her is a demon (I’m guessing), named Shizuka. She’s pretty cool two, and the pair of them make an interesting duo.

The show starts out with Risty (Listy?) and Reina (Leina?) eating at an orphanage, where Risty used to go. They squabble about money, and it’s not really important, so the scene changes after about a minute.

Sex is most likely involved here.

Tomoe, the shrine maiden, is taking a bath. Outside it shows that someone in the shadows is sneaking up on her with ninja-style moves and swiftness. She senses this and attacks right when said “ninja-person” shows her face. Immediately overpowered, the “ninja-person” is found out by Tomoe to be Shizuka, apparently her friend.

Cut scene to Tomoe meeting with Kana, the person apparently in charge of the shrine. She tells Tomoe that she is the best suited to participate in Queen’s Blade, and that someone named Mikoto will also be participating. Suddenly, actual ninjas attack the shrine. Kana is killed, and just when Tomoe and the other shrine maidens have the ninjas cornered, they melt and turn into a giant frog demon, and start beating the shit out of the shrine maidens.

Meanwhile, Shizuka is cornered by the leader of these ninjas, who claims to have summoned said frog because all he want to do is kill Shizuka. Said ninja leader ties her up with chains to a tree, but Skizuka just laughs and escapes.There is a flashback where Tomoe and Shizuka are in a field, and Tomoe tells Shizuka to fight for something, and it will make her stronger….yea thanks for that, anyway…

Cut back to the giant frog fight. The maiden’s are all beat to shit, but Tomoe went and grabbed a katana, which appears to have some mystical powers. Needless to say, I’m excited to see what this sword can do. Tomoe’s sword (not the mystical one) breaks the second she uses it, and she then begins to get raped by the frogs tongue (it feels her boobs anyway). Mikoto jumps in and stabs the frogs tongue, saving Tomoe from certain rape, but relinquishing her own life in the process. (that’s right she dies).

Suddenly Tomoe starts glowing, and unsheathes the mystical sword, which apparently does the trick, because after they cut to a scene showing Skizuka win with ease, they cut back to Tomoe holding Mikoto (who is dead) crying, the frog defeated. Skizuka appears, and apparently will take Mikoto’s place by her side in the Queen’s Blade (I think everyone saw that coming).

Skizuka and Tomoe on a boat.

So what do I think?

Well I originally was going to review Queen’s Blade episode because I thought they’d all suck, and it would be fun to talk about how shitty it was…..but now I think I might actually start liking it……it was actually a good episode. It had sick characters, fighting, a sword with powers, and in general, i ejoyed watching it, despite the fact that I watched it in crappy quality with incomplete subs…..I wish I could just understand the Japanese Language so I could watch raws.