SHUT THE GAPING WHOLE IN YOUR HEAD REFERRED TO AS YOUR MOUTH.
Wow things keep pissing me off lately. If you are talking, then I am going to pretend to be a cat. Here’s a small formula I made up, just for you:
F = W +P^10
In essence, a Feminist equals any women plus her period to the tenth power. Yea I know right? What a bitch!
Feminists feed on the misfortune of men. For the most part, feminists are made up of lesbians (the really dikey kind), stuck-up whores who have been so stretched out by the dick that they can no longer be satisfied, and are now bitter, and old virgin women who have been shot down by every man they approach. Just look at this pie chart that I totally found and didn’t make up in paint:
So now that we know who runs the show when it comes to feminists, and some of the reasons why they hate men, let me just say some words at them:
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOUR ASS FEMINISTS!?
Why do you blame every problem on men? I interviewed a feminist, and here’s what she said:
Eye Sedso: What do you think of the war in Iraq?
Whore: Men are the cause.
Eye Sedso: Chernobyl?
Skank: Men were the root of the problem.
Eye Sedso: Why haven’t you ever had good sex ever?
Prostitue: Men are at fault.
Eye Sedso: Why do you have food to eat, houses to live in, and cars to drive?
Slut for Money: Because women do all the farming, do all of the construction, and run the planet.
Eye Sedso: What have feminists brought to the table in making the world a better place?
Wide Vagina’d Cock Tease: We bitch and moan about EVERYTHING. And it’s all the fault of MEN.
No one likes you feminists. No one but other feminists. I like women, and I agree they should have rights, etc, but you aren’t the center of the fucking universe. Get it through you thick skulls. You have no future on Earth, and if I ever see on the streets somewhere, I will fight you, because I don’t actually consider you humans. You don’t see any manists do you? That’s because men aren’t stupid. We have a world to run after all.
Still aren’t convinced that feminists suck? Here are some comparisons I found and didn’t make:
Rap > Feminists
Police > Feminists
School > Feminists
Candy > Feminists
Terrorism = Feminists
Dirty Cigarette Buts > Feminists
The feeling you get when your balls keep sticking to the side of your thigh when the humidity is high > Feminists
Facebook > Feminists
Pinata Entrails > Feminists
(Feminist Hippies < Feminists) = I have just killed myself.
Join the barrel feminists. Join the mother fucking barrel.