Shangri-La Episode 2 – The Other Heterochromian

As you should know, heterochomians (I don’t know if that’s actually a word or not). Rule. especially in anime. Therefore, I will start this review by showing you exactly why they are so great. So far this anime season, I have noticed two heterochromians. Lady Mikuni would be the second:

Cool factor to the 5th.

Big fucking deal right? It’s a little girl with two eyes. Well I had previously given out my desposition on said character, saying that she would undoubtedly nasty, as all characters with two different colored eyes are (except Watanuki, that annoying little prick). So what happens, is one of her maid servants is pretty much kissing her ass in this scene, saying glory is sure to…..well you can read the subs in the picture. What follows is…..

Oh it sucks to be you.

She really, really doesn't.

Now you will be crushed and twisted into a mangled mess.

Wow. I will never lie to someone with two different colored eyes.

So yea, she can CRUSH PEOPLE WITH HER MIND. Don’t mess with her….on to the actual plot. Probably.

This episode starts off ok. To tell the truth I didn’t find it that exciting, interesting, good, likable, as much as I did provocative. It starts off with the military attacking the city and Metal Age. Boomerang girl saves a random ass kid on the street from getting killed, and the mother thanks her by shoving her and cursing her out. She was probably a feminist. Scene eventually moves to a scene involving Odd Dressed Bitch Lady, who has just slapped one of her butler looking servants for saying something that she didn’t like. She then chokes one of her servants Darth Vader style, except she doesn’t actually choke him, just kind of hold him up by the shirt. The kid still falls to the ground in a heap, because he’s a little bitch. Apparently Oddly Dressed Bitch Lady was pissed about the military coming in….speaking of coming.

The scene moves to Boomerang Girl, and Transvestite Man, who are planning, along with Metal Age, to go and figure out more about the enemies by spying on them. They leave after awhile

Wasn’t there going to be something about coming? I was excited in the pants!

Hold on pervert you’ll get your fix…..here:

Provacative

Stocks do the same to me too. Anyway, Sneaky Hacker Brat is at it again. Hacking shit with her Dratini and making bank. Neither is that interesting, just like this show, which I can’t wait to drop (I won’t drop a show before ep. 6). Maybe it will get good who knows. The rest of this episode is bullshit, Metal Age looks into it, and Fat Transvestite Guy goes to Atlas, which is the military or something. I really didn’t like this one. This show can get better with only two things:

  1. More Boomerang Girl
  2. More Heterochromia Girl

fin

Edit: Mike, I don’t want to see a comment that explains the episode.You know what? I’ll beat you to it:

Oballer said:

[name] (2:17:23 AM): basically that jungle absorbs carbon
[name] (2:17:36 AM): but like they are trying to figure it out
[name] (2:17:56 AM): and atlas is the government which is drafting ppl
[name] (2:18:46 AM): and then they find the gov’t ppl there and are like “wtf why is the govt here” and find out that atlas oversees the jungle
[name] (2:19:29 AM): i think that altas is trying to destroy the jungle… but im not sure
[name] (2:19:37 AM): because the jungle has no carbon emissions

Thanks Oballer, you summed it up better than me, hopefully you weren’t planning on writing a review, because I just ruined your shit. BAM.

DOUBLE EDIT: I need to stop swearing.

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3 thoughts on “Shangri-La Episode 2 – The Other Heterochromian

  1. This episode basically went the same way as the first episode: all over the place, and this time it was even more boring. And what’s up with the jungle air being poisonous? Yeah sure there are probably some exotic diseases/fungi infections but are bio-hazard suits necessary? Maybe I just stopped paying attention after haxor girl hacked the carbon market with her Dratini.

    I’m dropping this show unless next episode turns things around.

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