Shangri-La 3

This anime jumps around more than a kangaroo on crack. And in case you’ve never seen a kangaroo on crack, let me tell you, they jump around a lot. This episode was the best so far, considering that the audio kept getting out of sync with the video. (sadly, it actually was the best episode so far). I don’t if that is just my computer (most likely) or if the player sucked, but either way, it sucked.

So what happend in this episode? Well surprisingly, it seemed to stay in one place, instead moving jumping all over the place. Never mind, it was still random and dumb:

Metal Age robs a train:

Choo Choo!!!

Fat Cross Dresser moves away:

Booo Hoooo! I just realized I'm wearing a dress! And I'm a DUDE!

Afterward, it hails, and Boomerang Girl decides to go to Atlas as well, despite the fact that she didn’t win shit:

I actually had the misconception that the series would turn around after this statement. These hopes were crushed one second later.

I actually had the misconception that the series would turn around after this statement. These hopes were crushed one second later.

Random cut scene:

I'm sorry you're stuck in this crappy show, but I can't help you.

I'm sorry you're stuck in this crappy show, but I can't help you.

The fat cross-dresser gets a beat down:

I actually got excited because I thought that this cry-baby was going to die, thus not be in anymore episodes, instead he got sent to Heterochromia Girl to serve her medicine. This show's pretty good huh?

I actually got excited because I thought that this cry-baby was going to die, thus not be in anymore episodes, instead he got sent to Heterochromia Girl to serve her medicine. This show's pretty good huh?

Boomerang girl and friends get caught:

OH YEAAAAAAA! (Kool-aid Voice)

OH YEAAAAAAA! (Kool-aid Voice)

The episode ends with Boomerang Girl obsessing over my penis a house:

Don't you know it!

Don't you know it!

Somewhere along the line, Leon asks Oddly Dressed Naked Bitch Lady if he could penetrate:

Skank

Also making an appearance, is a new, cool looking character: Heavily Bandaged Girl:

Bandaged girls are aweome. Example? Look no farther then Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.

Bandaged girls are awesome. Example? Look no farther then Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.

This show should be only about Boomerang Girl, Heterochromia Girl, and Heavily Bandaged Girl. Those are all awesome characers. I honestly don’t know how much more I can take of this show. It just is not interesting. You’ve got three episodes to get better Shangri-la, or I’m putting you down like a sick dog.
ADDITION: Heavily Bandaged Girl is a girl right? I’m not retarded right? RIGHT?

DOUBLE ADDITION: You may have noticed I’m not using any actual names. I know them, but I think mine are better.

TRIPLE PLAY!: Anime is sucking for me lately. Luckily, Im going back to the 80’s and 90’s!

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4 thoughts on “Shangri-La 3

  1. Agreed this was the best episode thus far, but of course that’s not saying much. There were some interesting info and the bandaged person, but everything else still sucked.

    Kuniko’s “It’s so huge!!!” was just so dumb. I think she drank too much Kool-aid before going to Atlas.

    I think I’m going to drop this and watch Sengoku Basara instead…

    • Funny you should mention that because I just finished a post reviewing episode 3 of Sengoku Basara, which kicks the shit out of Shangri-la. I watched it right after I finished writing this post, and it made me realize just how shitty Shangri-la actually is. Then again, it could probably do the same to a million other shows.

  2. Did you change your site or did my computer just have a baby??

    What the fuck is going on

    IT’S ALL WHITE!

    BUT IT LOOKS NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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