OT: Where’s My Hits

I’m pretty sure I have more than 1. WordPress, you’re killing me. At least I know the real number. I should have people guess how many, and the closest person wins something. Kind of like the “guess how many jelly beans are in the jar” sort of thing.

I’m sure this problem will be fixed. If not, it’s no big deal.

Suzumiya Haruhi – Gimmie Some More

I never realized it, but the opening to Haruhi was awesome. The best part is when the title words come up. Great OP. I will be creating a top 25-30 OP’s of all time during the next few days (could turn into weeks, because I am lazy).

Lately, I have been on a binge of Haruhi everything. The show is simply awesome. As far as the alleged new season is concerned, I don’t want it at this point….I need it. Did I ever do a review of it? I can’t remember. I think I’m going to re-watch Haruhi (they’re re-airing it in Japan, so I guess it’s an appropriate time to do so). Last time I made the unfortunate mistake of watching them in the correct time line, not in the way that they were released. Looking back, I believe it was a folly on my part. This time, I will watch them correctly, and since I forgot a lot of shit, it shouldn’t be a problem.

Anyway, let’s figure out what I think about it:

Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu

Damn kids, and their music.

Let’s jump right into the mix. Haruhi is a girl, seen with the yellow ribbon on her head……..why am I bothering to explain. Everyone has seen this show, and if you haven’t, well, you’re an anime anomaly. For God sakes, this anime has one of the biggest fan bases around. people fuckin worshipped this show. Although for every worshipper, there were skeptics. I sat neutral.

I like this show. It was entertaining and good. But I always felt that people kind of over-estimated it’s greatness. “This show was a tad over-rated”, I thought. However, as I have found since starting this revolutionary ISSS, when you analyze anime, you tend to realize things about it that maybe you didn’t see so clearly before hand. The same is true with Haruhi. Let’s do this:

As Cool as an Esper:

  • The characters in this series ruled. Let’s get a break-down. First, we have Haruhi, the eccentric character who is voiced by the famous Aya Hirano, (Konata – Lucky Star….as well as Haruhi….and herself. Yup, she rules). As stated, she is eccentric, and later it is revealed that she is also God (pretty much), although she doesn’t know it. She has the ability to change things, depending on how she feels at the moment. Then we have Kyon, voiced by Tomokazu Sugita (Gintoki – Gintama). Kyon is basically a normal dude, and he gets involved with Haruhi, who forced him to join the SOS Brigade, which is dedicated to finding aliens, espers, everything else weird in the world. After, we have Nagato, who is awesome. She doesn’t talk much, and likes to read. Oh, and it’s her job to monitor Haruhi, because of something that happened 3 years prior to the current time. She’s voiced by Minori Chihara (Minami – Lucky Star (and herself as well). After, we have Mikuru, who is a constantly embarrassed girl from the future, whom Haruhi loves to dress (and undress) in different costumes. Yes. She is really from the future. She is voiced by Yuko Goto (Abiru, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei). The last member of the SOS Brigade is Itsuki, who is an Esper (yea). He is voiced by Daisuke Ono (Kazuma – Kaze no Stigma). That’s all I hav to say on that. I wrote too much. These characters rule because really how much more unique attributes can a cast have. Everyone has something different about them! I love it! There hasn’t been a cast this great since Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei (of which a third season has been announced).
  • As stated, a bangin OP as well as a bangin ED, which earned FUCKING AWARDS.

It was good……but awards? Really? I don’t know about that.

  • The episodes were released out of order. I really missed out on this. No one’s done that before. I’m still kicking myself for missing this unique release-ness of episodes.

The Boring Normalcy:

  • What was not good about this show? Well, to tell you the truth, I can’t recall a single God damn thing that I didn’t like. Thinking back, I ate up these episodes in about a day, which, for me back then was a master feat (now it’s just a good feat).

So? What was the point of this review which was stupid, unorganized, and an excuse to put up something anime-related? Not much, except to say I WANT SOME MORE HARUHI! Stop teasing us all and deliver an actual second season!

FINAL GRADE = 5^^ (8/8)

OT: I Will Be Jailed by Summer’s End

Warning, if you’re here for anime, or anything at all related to anime/manga, ignore this bullshit. It’s completely retarded, and meant to be random and nonsensical. There is a good picture in here though (I think so anyway), but I don’t need comments that say, “This was stupid.” Go ahead and leave em.

Well, I’m officially out of the job. I had it all lined up, and was GUARANTEED 40 hours a week, until the great (shitty) city of New Britain, CT, decided to fuck Stanley Golf Course over and CUT THE FUCKING BUDGET. Rendering me useless. This is complete bullshit, as I need a job, because I have NO FUCKING MONEY. This once again proves a certain Theory, as well as fucks my entire life over. Therefore, I am left with one option:

I must rob the entire city of New Britain

Fuck this ass-hole.

Fuck this ass-hole.

Everyone. Every building, family, banker, even Stanley Golf Course, which is not to blame at all, must be robbed of all earnings. With this, everyone will leave New Britain, and it will become a barren wasteland, where gangs rule the streets with swords and fists (hooray!) and bears roam through alley ways, catching unsuspecting salmon by surprise. How will I do this?

Try really hard

See what happens when you try?

See what happens when you try?

My mom says that you could accomplish anything as long as you try really hard at it. So this should be easy. I think that  laser beam might factor in somehow, I’m not quite sure yet. Of course, I could change my mind, and instead:

Get another job

Jesus is right, who wants to do actual work?

Jesus is right, who wants to do actual work?

Yea. Pass. Robbing an entire city is much more fun, and it’s great for your heart. Ready?:

Step One

Get a gang together. I already have three members of said gang, which will be called “The Three Sexual Predators“, because what strikes more fear into a person than a sexual predator? Actually scratch that. Here’s a better name, “The Three Violent Sexual Predators“. Fuck yea, no one will want to touch us now. Better yet: “The Three Violent Sexual Predators Who Used to be World Class Boxers“. Untouchable.

Step Two

Get some weapons. I have a butter knife in my kitchen I think, and I’m sure Gang Extra #2 has a blunt object, the last step is to get a chain, so one of us can swing it threateningly around over our heads.

Step Three

Get colors. I’m pretty sure we’re going to be wearing white loincloths. This look really says “sexual predator” and a simple lift of the cloth can make this an actual true statement. Of course, then we may have to change our name to the “Loincloth Gang” or “Gang of Loincloven Men”. I like those names a lot now that I think about it. I was looking for a picture that depicts the awesomeness of a loincloth on a guy. But instead I found this, which I liked more:

Loinclothes are great on girls too I guess.

Loincloths are great on girls too I guess.

Step Four

Start off small, like taking shrubberies from old people’s garden during the night. They’re old, so they won’t mind. Then the next day, replant the shrubberies and ask the old people for money for your services. They’ll think that the asked you to landscape their lawn, and will gladly pay whatever you ask.

Step Five

Immediately try and rob a bank.  We all saw The Dark Knight. How hard can it be?

And that’s how it’s done. Wish me and my “Gang of Loincloven Men” a victory as we take over New Britain, and give all the money to the makers of fine wine!

(I realize this post was randomness and completely retarded. Just ignore it. Also, in case some State Official or National Security finds this or something, it’s pretty obvious that the entire post was sarcasm/fake. Although if you want to investigate me go ahead. It only proves that you guys suck, because you investigate this bullshit over actual threats….What the fuck am I talking about?)