Sengoku Basara 5 – Kenshin is a Homo

NOTE: I’ve got nothing against gay people, and I’m all for gay rights.

Now that you know I’m a humanitarian, let’s talk about what a huge homo Kenshin is.

Even though in real life he’s a bad ass, in Senoku Basara, he’s an obvious homo. Let’s look at the facts.

He has the horniest girl ever ready to do anything for him, and he still hasn’t tapped that. I would’ve spronked that shit all over town by now. Maybe he’s just more focused on his work.

Kenshin touched her hand. She had an orgasm. HE STILL HASN'T HIT IT.

Kenshin touched her hand. She had an orgasm. HE STILL HASN'T HIT IT.

Look at him:

Not to mention his hand is on his hip. They botched this character design badly.

Not to mention his hand is on his hip. They botched this character design badly.

He sounds like a girl. Coincidentally, this could have something to do with the fact that he’s voiced by a girl, who does a good job sounding like a girl who is trying to sound like a man. They should have made him the man. Every single other character is, “the man.” Why’d they leave Kenshin out?

Back to the episode…In this episode, a lot of cool fighting happend and it was B-A. They break out formations like the Crane formations and the Fish formation, which I think I know about just because the same formations are used in Samurai Warriors: Empires, which is a bad-ass game where the objective it to kill everyone. doesn’t get much better than that really. Watch it and bask in the awesome-ness that is Sengoku Basara.

Oh by the way…..prepare for Honda Tadakatsu, one of the strongest warriors in Japan’s history ever. Wtf, they made him into some kind of droid. Oh well, if Date’s horse can be a motorcycle, then this just makes the series better.

Oyasuminasai.

NOTE: I still have nothing against gays, believe it or not. All though sometimes they never shut up (an attribute not limited to gays).

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5 thoughts on “Sengoku Basara 5 – Kenshin is a Homo

  1. Everyone in this anime is a giant homo. It is just facts.

    “I still have nothing against gays, believe it or not. All though sometimes they never shut up (an attribute not limited to gays).”
    I do. They are annoying and won’t shut up. I used to be for gays until I experienced gays. Sorry gay people that don’t suck, but you were ruined by the large majority of you that do suck. If it helps I also hate non-gays, but non-gays are never going on and on about their rights and sexuality so they’re less annoying. Unless they’re neo-feminists. Shut up. Everyone shut up.

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