The plot really does suck for Queen’s Blade, they might as well take the plot out all together. I mean, the tournament has no structure and fights only occur if that Angel happens to be around one. Frankly, I’ve stopped paying any attention at all to the plot, and now watch for the sole purpose of seeing what ridiculousness happens to crop up in the lastest episodes. Take episode six. Right off the bat we get greeted with Reina’s ass, followed by a lesbian death maid, and an elf that enjoys going commando:
A thong is not underpants, it’s a string. Here’s the lesbian maid feeling up the elf that hates “underpants”.
I’m not really trying to review this episode, I’m going to jump around and just point out some facts from the show, with some shots from this episode of course. Take for instance what Risty says regarding Reina, who, in case you’ve forgotten, has ended the past few episodes by falling off a cliff.
Risty is the best character in the show, because she steals shit. Also, I actually remember her name.
Anyway, the panty-less elf girl, Nowa, is apparently half human, and elves have a big problem with humans for some reason, so the elves get together and decide she should participate in the Queen’s Blade, which, at this rate, will never actually start, because Nanael can’t do shit for shit, and is pretty much a useless character at this point (edit: ever character is a useless character). However, one elf feels kinda bad for Nowa, and my guess at this point is that she will end up helping Nowa….not because of her emotions, but because, unlike the other elves, who have normal clothes (nothing skimpy….except for the fact that they don’t wear underwear), she is dressed like this:
Eventually, I was wrong, and Nowa goes by herself. I guess the end of this episode was touching because Nowa was crying:
What did I think of this attempt at seriousness?
One big surprise/disappointment is that Reina doesn’t fall from a cliff this time.I believe that this episode contained a valid and important story that we can all learn from. What’s the moral of this story? Elves are sluts because they don’t wear underwear.