Females vs Males = Entertainment

It’s been a while since I’ve done any of these “off topic” posts, so this week I might do a few.

This could be a tough one, mainly because there are many different forms of entertainment. Let’s look at the obvious:

Professional Sports

Women don't suck at sports, they're just really boring to watch.

Who the fuck watches women’s professional sports? No one. They couldn’t give away tickets to the WNBA Finals last year…..or whenever the hell that took place. Also, think of the games that sports play. How many Women’s Sports Games have you heard of? None. That’s because women’s sports are uninteresting and boring….except for beach volleyball, because our Olymic duo kicks ass and beats everyone while looking good doing it. The only way to make women’s sports more entertaining is to add more sex appeal (I’m being serious).

Men – 1 Women – 0

Acting

Whoops Reese Witherspoon is awesome.

This one is close. there are certainly a lot of good male actors, but at the same time, a lot of great female actresses. For men, I look at Jim Carrey, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, and the manliest man in acting, Harrison Ford as good actors. I skipped a lot of them, and for the most part wrote down the first actors that came to mind. For the women, we have great actresses like Jenna Jameson, Kobe Tai, Jeanna Fine, Reese Witherspoon (I love Reese Witherspoon)……..well I can’t think of anymore that I really like, but bottom line is I like female actresses more, because they sometimes show their tits in movies.

Men – 1 Women – 1

Singing

Shittiest Band Ever

Shittiest Band Ever

For the most part, each gender has it’s skilled singers/musicians/artists and it’s bad ones. Therefore, in order to solve this problem I will consider the shittiest fuckin band ever made, Nickelback. Nickelback sucks. Nickelback is made of males. Nickelback is one of those bands where if you hear they got in a tragic plane crash and died, you throw a party. And don’t even get me started on how shitty rap has become. Soulja Boy/Autotune………..I’m going to just give this one to females.

Men – 1 Women – 2

Porn Adult Entertainment

Problem solved.

Gee here’s a hard one:

Women + Women = Entertained

Women + Man = Entertained

Man + Man = FUCKING GAY

Women win again.

Men – 1 Women – 3

Well, there you have it. Women are more entertaining then men, but let’s face it, we have other things to take care of, like building nations with brawn, and being men.

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3 thoughts on “Females vs Males = Entertainment

  1. “Who the fuck watches women’s professional sports?”
    Personally I would think that a bunch of hot sweaty women rolling around together, groping each other, with their boobs and butts moving would be the best form of entertainment for men and even the preferred form of sports watching but I guess I just don’t understand men……..

    “Well, there you have it. Women are more entertaining then men, but let’s face it, we have other things to take care of, like building nations with brawn, and being men.”
    I’m off to alert the feminists of this comment immediately

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