Porn: It’s Around

A lot of people have been complaining that there isn’t enough off-topic shit on this site. So here is my FINAL OFF TOPIC POST EVER (not really but there won’t be that many from here on out, I’ll tell you why at the end of this post). Here, I wrote something ridiculous:

Porn is fucking great. have you ever watched it? It got fucking girls and shit. And they’re fucking. Holy shit. Nothing feels better than stroking your dick to some great porn. At this point, I don’t even like sex anymore, I prefer jerking my cock until it gets raw and chafed.

Let’s take a farther look into this subject. Look at this girl:

Kim Kardashian

What a fucking ass.

Chances are, unless she’s very drunk, and you’re incredibly lucky, there is no way in hell that you’re ever going to fuck Kim Kardashian. However, you can watch someone else fuck her, and twank you’re wank until you bust.

Therefore, porn is pretty good, and without it our economy would be in the shitter, Let’s talk about some of the best types of porn:

  • Brazilian Fart Porn
  • Bestiality
  • Hentai
  • S & M
  • Transvestites

Those are probably the most classy types of porn out there, and I sometimes spend full days occupied at my desk, gleefully spanking it with a beaming smile and tears streaming down my eyes. My closet is filled to the brim with all kinds of porn.

Yes, porn is great. But don’t take my word for it, try out porn today! I jerk off in public bathrooms, and sometimes dressing rooms at the mall! Hooray!

As for stupid off topic stuff (usually vulgar/disgusting/stupid/retarded, you can go to this site to get your kicks: Frankly Stupid. It’s stupid. It will offend everyone and most likely ruin my entire life. Oh, by the way, almost everything in this post was a huge lie. And those porns are just fucking weird.

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