How to Make Hayate Even Better

And an episode 10 review, because I have a lot to say.

Okay, so everyone is rooting for Hina to be the one to end up with Hayate, but I say, no. Hayate should end up with Maria, because Maria is the best character in the show, and is generally amazing. Also, my cat is very annoying, as it doesn’t leave my the fuck alone. STOP SCRATCHING ME YOU STUPID FUCK. (No one fucking cares).

So what happens to Hina? Well the answer is obvious. Make her a lesbian. Did you see how much candy she got from girls on Valentines Day? She would rule the lesbian empire of lesbians!

It's already obvious to me that Miki is diggin Hina's scene if you know what I mean.

Why? Why make Hina a lesbian? Because, seeing her realize that girls suddenly make her all gooey (in her mind perverts, her mind!) embarrassed and hot (it’s harddifficult to not sound perverted here) is….well……more entertaining then seeing her yearn for the Combat Butler (who, by the way, hasn’t been doing much combat lately). I mean, this show needs a lesbian or two, and Hina fits the part perfectly:

• Tom-boyish, yet cute and popular
• Already has girls lining up to put a tongue in be there emotionally
• Is awesome, therefore would be even more awesome given the sexual preference of female

Holy shit it’s a foolproof plan! On to episode 10!

The Actual Episode 10!

The more I see her the more I like Ayumu. I mean, she’s probably my second favorite in the Hayate love race, behind Maria, who is awesome. Her whole “bicycle shitting the bed ad Hayate saving her” story is really great. Too bad she has no chance, because Maria, who is awesome, is awesome. By the way, what ever happened to Nagi? Is she still alive?

Nagi needs to show up for once.

Hayate is being kind of dumb. He needs to realize something, and fast:

Damn straight you are. You tell him that. You tell him HARD, MARIA. If I were Hayate, we’d be married already. Also, I would be a cartoon! You remember that one! Luckily, Hayate gets Maria a present for no reason, and they actually get kind of close (emotionally). So close that Maria tells him a little about her past blah blah blah. Hayate agrees to get her a better present than the shitty stuffed animal that he originally bought her.

I can’t wait for December 24th! I bet Hayate gets her a mop or something. I think Hayate might be literally retarded:

Ignorance is NOT bliss! It's IGNORANCE!

Pushing Daisies, Final Three Episodes

I was flipping through the channels the other day, and I saw Pushing Daisies was on. Now this show has been cancelled, but the guide said that it was a new episode. I of course hasd to look into it. Apparently the final three new episodes are now airing. The first being on May 30th. I DVR’d that shit, but still haven’t watched it. I mean, I’m still behind on the now ended show, and of course last Saturday was the second to last episode, which I missed completely, as I totally forgot about it. The Final Episode is this Saturday, which is really to bad, bcause it was a really good show. That is all.

Natsu no Arashi 9: OMG, PUN.

I

LOVE

PUNS

PUN IS FUN!

In case you don’t get the PUN, they were talking about bringing a fish (which had gone bad) back in time a certain amount of  days, then weeks, then eventually 6 months, so that it would be fresh again, and they could eat it. Of course, everyone is dumb for thinking this could work, except for Kaja (pictured above), who actually understands the laws of time, and realizes that this would not change the age of the fish. Afterward, they realize (or think they realize) that if they took it back 6 months, then it wouldn’t even be packaged, and Kaja drops this huge ass PUN-BOMB right on everyone’s head!

Kaja rules hard!

I would love to see a show devoted to the art or the pun…

By the way, in this episode Natsu no Arashi tries to convey the laws of time and time travel. They don’t understand shit:

You didn't save them at all. History shows that they died, therefore, they died. You can't change History you stupid fucks.

Or, perhaps they never died in the first place, and everyone just thought they did. It pisses me off that people can’t understand something as simple as time travel. I almost couldn’t watch this episode….I don’t get how in episode one, (and other episodes) Natsu no Arashi did a perfect job of abiding by the laws of time travel, but other times, they completely contradict themselves, and the laws of time travel no longer apply.

THAT BEING SAID, there is a possibility that people like Kaja and Arashi have powers that can create parallel dimensions, as discussed. I can accept this, and even if I’m wrong, I will accept this.