And an episode 10 review, because I have a lot to say.
Okay, so everyone is rooting for Hina to be the one to end up with Hayate, but I say, no. Hayate should end up with Maria, because Maria is the best character in the show, and is generally amazing. Also, my cat is very annoying, as it doesn’t leave my the fuck alone. STOP SCRATCHING ME YOU STUPID FUCK. (No one fucking cares).
So what happens to Hina? Well the answer is obvious. Make her a lesbian. Did you see how much candy she got from girls on Valentines Day? She would rule the lesbian empire of lesbians!Why? Why make Hina a lesbian? Because, seeing her realize that girls suddenly make her all gooey (in her mind perverts, her mind!) embarrassed and hot (it’s harddifficult to not sound perverted here) is….well……more entertaining then seeing her yearn for the Combat Butler (who, by the way, hasn’t been doing much combat lately). I mean, this show needs a lesbian or two, and Hina fits the part perfectly:
- Tom-boyish, yet cute and popular
- Already has girls lining up to put a tongue in be there emotionally
- Is awesome, therefore would be even more awesome given the sexual preference of female
Holy shit it’s a foolproof plan! On to episode 10!
The Actual Episode 10!
The more I see her the more I like Ayumu. I mean, she’s probably my second favorite in the Hayate love race, behind Maria, who is awesome. Her whole “bicycle shitting the bed ad Hayate saving her” story is really great. Too bad she has no chance, because Maria, who is awesome, is awesome. By the way, what ever happened to Nagi? Is she still alive?
Hayate is being kind of dumb. He needs to realize something, and fast:
Damn straight you are. You tell him that. You tell him HARD, MARIA. If I were Hayate, we’d be married already. Also, I would be a cartoon! You remember that one! Luckily, Hayate gets Maria a present for no reason, and they actually get kind of close (emotionally). So close that Maria tells him a little about her past blah blah blah. Hayate agrees to get her a better present than the shitty stuffed animal that he originally bought her.
I can’t wait for December 24th! I bet Hayate gets her a mop or something. I think Hayate might be literally retarded: