How to Make Hayate Even Better

And an episode 10 review, because I have a lot to say.

Okay, so everyone is rooting for Hina to be the one to end up with Hayate, but I say, no. Hayate should end up with Maria, because Maria is the best character in the show, and is generally amazing. Also, my cat is very annoying, as it doesn’t leave my the fuck alone. STOP SCRATCHING ME YOU STUPID FUCK. (No one fucking cares).

So what happens to Hina? Well the answer is obvious. Make her a lesbian. Did you see how much candy she got from girls on Valentines Day? She would rule the lesbian empire of lesbians!

[SS-Eclipse] Hayate no Gotoku - 2nd Season - 10 (XviD) [DA835D26].avi_000774941

It's already obvious to me that Miki is diggin Hina's scene if you know what I mean.

Why? Why make Hina a lesbian? Because, seeing her realize that girls suddenly make her all gooey (in her mind perverts, her mind!) embarrassed and hot (it’s harddifficult to not sound perverted here) is….well……more entertaining then seeing her yearn for the Combat Butler (who, by the way, hasn’t been doing much combat lately). I mean, this show needs a lesbian or two, and Hina fits the part perfectly:

  • Tom-boyish, yet cute and popular
  • Already has girls lining up to put a tongue in be there emotionally
  • Is awesome, therefore would be even more awesome given the sexual preference of female

Holy shit it’s a foolproof plan! On to episode 10!

The Actual Episode 10!

The more I see her the more I like Ayumu. I mean, she’s probably my second favorite in the Hayate love race, behind Maria, who is awesome. Her whole “bicycle shitting the bed ad Hayate saving her” story is really great. Too bad she has no chance, because Maria, who is awesome, is awesome. By the way, what ever happened to Nagi? Is she still alive?

Nagi is gradually getting excluded from the show....oh well.

Nagi needs to show up for once.

Hayate is being kind of dumb. He needs to realize something, and fast:

[SS-Eclipse] Hayate no Gotoku - 2nd Season - 10 (XviD) [DA835D26].avi_000203036

Damn straight you are. You tell him that. You tell him HARD, MARIA. If I were Hayate, we’d be married already. Also, I would be a cartoon! You remember that one! Luckily, Hayate gets Maria a present for no reason, and they actually get kind of close (emotionally). So close that Maria tells him a little about her past blah blah blah. Hayate agrees to get her a better present than the shitty stuffed animal that he originally bought her.

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I can’t wait for December 24th! I bet Hayate gets her a mop or something. I think Hayate might be literally retarded:

[SS-Eclipse] Hayate no Gotoku - 2nd Season - 10 (XviD) [DA835D26].avi_000931139

Ignorance is NOT bliss! It's IGNORANCE!

5 thoughts on “How to Make Hayate Even Better

  1. Note 1:

    I honestly thought that you’re going to question the existence of Hayate’s ex-girlfriend. Since it does not look like Ayako Kawasumi is just there as an extra.

    Note 2:

    If it is lesbianism, I still root for Hina X Ayumu.

    Note 3:

    Maria is awesome. She’s my second waifu.

    Note 4:

    Unfortunately, even with the 220+ chapters of the manga, I have yet to see Maria’s birthday. Maria’s birthday started long ago in the volume 1 of the series – since the series setting was December 24. Nagi’s birthday by the way was December 30 which may probably be New Year’s Eve. Hinagiku’s birthday is in the Hinamatsuri. Wow. Giving birth dates parallel with the important dates.

    Note 5:

    Start of the rumored Hinagiku birthday arc starts tomorrow.

    Note 6:

    Hayate remains optimistic as he tries to say that he does not get into trouble that often.

    Note 7:

    The door is awesome.

  2. Most likely to be Hina X Miki, since in Volume 19 Miki indirectly tells Hayate that she has affections for Hina.

    Just to spoil a little bit.

    • It’s definitely obvious to me that Miki has a thing for Hina, and if there’s a lesbian couple, that’s what it would be. It’s my hopes that she can maybe persuade Hina to at least become bisexual.

      Of course Hina X Ayumu would never happen (which is why its impossible to root for), but if it did, it would arguably create the best lesbian duo in anime.

      Until then, Hina needs to be a lesbian.

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