PETA is Fucking Gay

Guess what everybody? I’m really fucking pissed off right now. I”m so mad, that I’m not even going to spell check or proof-read this post (which I never do anyway). There’s a reason for this, and it rhymes extremely well with Beorge Blowa. So what am I going to do now that I’m really fucking pissed off? I’m going to let the vulgarities fly free and take out some of my frustrations on those fucking faggots referred to as “animal activists”. You guys are fucking pussies.

I always make sure I beat my meat.....with my cock.

I always make sure I beat my meat.....with my cock.

Oh, you’re against meat? Well I eat meat, so shut the fuck up. I support the killing and roasting of duck, chicken, cow, pig, ostrich, alligator, shark, salmon, whatever the fuck is in salami, goose, deer, and all other types of animals that I can kill on the Oregon Trail.

All animal activists who refused to eat meat died of dysntary.

All animal activists who refused to eat meat died of dysentery.

Here’s another fun fact:

For those of you who are fucking retarded, animal activists are those jackasses who dump red paint all over my new fur coat. I have never actually purchased a fur coat per say, but if I did, I guarantee they’d douse it in red paint. What the fuck does that shit solve? Nothing. You just ruined an expensive coat, and I’m going to make you pay for it after I rip your arm out of it’s socket and beat you over the head with it. Does pouring paint on fur make the animals come back too life? No. It just makes me hate animal activists, like PETA. Get a job you pieces of shit.

Here’s another fun fact:

Animal activists love to fuck animals. They’re fucking freaks. When you say something that is meant to be demeaning to their character, like, “Go fuck a goat!” They will actually go fuck a goat, with pleasure and gusto. Don’t believe me? Well I’m not going to dive into google and start looking for pictures of girls fucking horses and shit. You go ahead and do it though.

Here’s another fun fact:

PETA likes to ruin the lives of children and give them nightmares by turning happy, childhood heroes liked Ronald McDonald into scary fucking freak-shows. Not only will this give every child a nightmare, but it will also accomplish nothing.

wtf is this shit?

This makes me want to eat about 700 dollars worth of McDonald’s food. In fact, one time I watched some show about PETA on tv, and I immediately went out and bought like, 6 steaks just to spite PETA. For the record, Chicken McNuggets rule.

Here’s another fun fact:

PETA has no success. Honestly, everyone knows that slaughterhouse treat cattle and chicken’s like shit, and we say , “Ohhh how horrible. They shouldn’t do that to those animals.” But do we actually care? No. The next day we have a barbecue with pork and meat and burgers and hot dogs, and we couldn’t be happier. PETA accomplishes nothing, because everyone hates them.

Did you know that cows are fed the leftover cow parts that we don’t eat? I do, and I still choose to eat those cannibal mother fuckers, because they taste good. Shit, even cows think they taste good.

Here’s another fun fact:

All female PETA members are whores:

Loose Woman

Whore

Sluts

Skanks

I'd like to get my hands on some of that RUMP.

I'd like to get my hands on some of that ROUND RUMP.

Floosey

I keep girls caged up in my basement all the time.

I keep girls caged up in my basement all the time.

Why are the PETA girls always naked? Does it turn me on? Yes. Does it help spread awareness about animal abuse and so on and so forth? No. I’m too busy getting setting up a totem pole due to your huge cans. I could give a shit less about a fucking squirrel, unless you’re putting on a bush tail, in which case I can give you some nuts (BAM!).

Here’s another fun fact:

PETA is made up ofย  two kinds of people: Hippies and Vegetarians, and since all Vegetarians are Hippies, then that means all PETA members are hippies, which means that I hate them, and they don’t provide shit to society.

My rage has lessened throughout this post, and so now I will end:

PETA is stupid. Animal activists are stupid. I’m not just saying that, I mean, I love animals, but these guys are fucking fuckheads. The saddest part is that they actually think that they’re accomplishing something. They’re so self-glorified, and so oblivious to the fact that everyone fucking hates them. I mean, these guys will complain about the stupidest shit like, “They killed the swarm of bees that only wanted to make a home at a stadium in the middle of a baseball game!” Fuck you faggots. Rot in hell. Eat some cock and suck my meat.

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18 thoughts on “PETA is Fucking Gay

  1. Fuck PETA. If I ever saw a PETA member, this is what I would say:

    “For every vegetable you eat, I will eat two pieces of delicious murdered meat”

    Then one of two things will happen

    1) They will pussy out and eat vegetables and I eat meat in response, proving the fact that noone gives a fuck about their cause and they are pussy hippy frauds who have all these “ideas to change the world” but don’t do SHIT but SIT AROUND AND BITCH. DAMMIT LAUREN.

    or

    2) Try to stop me from eating meat by stopping eating altogether, in which case they will die.

    I hope it is the latter.

  2. Before, i could somewhat tolerate PETA, and if they poured red paint on my coat id just shrug it off and have them pay for a new one or somethin. Then I had a bad experience with a PETA member when they came to my school. Now, if somebody poured red paint on my fur coat, not only would i beat the shit out of them for it, the next time i would personally slaughter the animal for my next fur coat.

  3. I laughed so hard while reading this so hard, I decided to go to my local Pieworks and get a pizza with maximum animal death.

    It will be enjoyed.

  4. PETA is a group of idiots. They don’t like to kill animals because they are living things. So what if they are living things? How about plants? You eat plants and use them in a lot of things. Plants, too, are considered living things. How about the worms in your tummy? You try to get rid of them too. They are called living things. How about bacterias? In your mouth? Why is there a need for a toothbrush and toothpaste? How about animals? Certain carnivores DO eat humans and they don’t say “Oh it’s a human and killing a human is murder”. A MESSAGE TO PETA: THIS WORLD IS NOT MADE FOR THE LIKES OF YOU HIPPIES! GO SUCK GLO’S LOLLIPOP

  5. ….jeez that picture’s definitely over the top & yeah, I just don’t fucking get the whole peta thing. I mean, religiously, meat has been allowed. Maybe not all of it, but there was meat that was perfectly fine to eat…and well, people fucking ate it. How are you gonna say people aren’t supposed to eat meat…

    obviously, there’s a simple solution to this whole issue…peta needs some cock…in their face.

  6. PETA suck.
    If cows become sentient, then I shall stop eating them. But if I’m seeing sentient cows, I think I have more to worry about than PETA ๐Ÿ™‚
    “Fuck the cows are retaliating! Oh god stop! No don’t touch me there! Oh dear god make it stop!”

    But seriously. If they can like, idk, use stem cells to create steak in the laboratory, then hey lets stop slaughtering livestock. But I can’t stand not having meat in my diet, I become tired 24/7… well… More tired usual…

    PETA just think complaining and stripping off will do the job, but it achieves bugger all. If they want us to go veggie or to stop killing other animals, they should actually contribute to society so that we can all accomodate that. Coz I’m not gonna go self sacraficial for some activist’s procrastination.

    PETA, you either invent a vegetarian meal that achieves shit, or create laboratory self-replenishing uber-meat, or go get stuffed so humanity can advance happily ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Good rant, poster-man!

  7. Since I hate all ideologies and idealism, this kind of people are no exception.

    By the way, haven’t they ever noticed that many, many animals kill other animals without a problem to eat? Or not even to eat. To have fun. Cats do that, for example.

    I once caught a feral cat that used to roam a house I have in the country -now I keep that cat- eating a small bird it had killed. It wasn’t even hungry, because we fed it. Yet it killed the bird and ate it. Probably for fun.

    If my cat does it, why shoulnd’t I?

    I’ve never had any problem with any of those idealist people, so as long as they don’t come to me I don’t give a fuck about them. Now, should they one day come to me…

  8. PETA is pissed off at Obama because he KILLED A FLY on national television…. are you fucking kidding me??? A FLY??? PETA is and has always been fucking retarded

  9. @ hiphopbangout: I made you a new name. It’s shorter and better. Also, you’re comment reminds me of a forgotten website that i used to love:

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor

    @ Mr. Black: God that’s one of the best ideas ever. And yea, once you meet a PETA member, you’ll realize how stupid PETA really is. I base this, of course, on nothing.

    @ korosowa: Hahaha YES! For the record, Hawaiian pizza is best, and I got my first paycheck in several months today, and will be chowing down on one soon (not today, as I’m having bacon cheeseburgers, which are awesome).

    @ simplybill: PETA concerns themselves with animals because they have eyes and look “cute”. Basically, everyone in PETA is a giant pussy.

    @ finalanimestop: I think PETA would love a cock in their face, provided that it’s a rooster.

    @ ChissoMerry: “They don’t put full bovines into meat packaging” – Funniest comment ever.

    @ Sergio: “By the way, havenโ€™t they ever noticed that many, many animals kill other animals without a problem to eat?”

    Yes! Exactly! They’re so fucking stupid!

    @ oballer: GRRAAHH!!! I was trying to think of an example of PETA being gay, and I knew I missed one! Yea, that interview solidified my support of Obama, in fact, I wrote a whole post about it, but then I deleted the draft.

  10. i think obama is the man… but as far as a president i dont necessarily support him.. i did vote for him… but thats cuz he is better than mccain… but if you live in CT you shouldn’t like obama at all.. hes fucking us so bad… and the way that gay ppl like to get fucked, not the way normal ppl like to get fucked

  11. Gotta love PETA – no, you can’t kill animals for sustenance, but objectification of women is perfectly a-okay! You’ll notice that they NEVER use males in their anti-omnivore ads. Ass-holes.

    • That’s an incredibly accurate and well noted observation. I bet you never knew that PETA was once known as the Klu Klux Klan. Well they were. No need to look it up or anything though, just trust me.

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  13. much love ๐Ÿ™‚
    LEGEND

    have you ever seen a PETA girl in real life … yikes.
    skinny as heck, and starving for food.
    sorry for the late post but i saw this while researching for a LARP company in facebook
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Szlachta-Industries-NY-Division/221359841232812#!/

    i actually beleive that these celebs are being paid to say this stuff (as Animal rights activists ,etc)
    if you did a post about this , id like to know ๐Ÿ™‚

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/21/peta-plans-porn-website_n_972497.html

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