Well it’s been a while since I got any funny search results, but with Queen’s Blade back in action, I’m sure to get some funny results:
It amazes me how many different things can be found on the penis. I’ve seen everything from small bumps to hair, but rug burn? How did you manage that? Did you jerk off with a carpet sample from Home Depot or something? Did you have sex with a women whose vagina was hairier than a 40 year old Serbian? Ouch. I can’t even imagine the pain you’re going through, so I’ll just choose to laugh at your misery. Put some ice on it or something.
How many people have bumps on their penile shafts? Jesus Christ.
Skinny Penis: Haha.
Boy Penis: Wrong.
Until next time……uh……bye?