I doubt many people will agree with this list, and I say, let the criticism rain forth, it won’t stop me from being right.
If you notice that your most hated character is missing from this list, go ahead and add it. Originally, this was going to be top ten worst main characters, but that would exclude a lot of hated non-main characters (although for the most part, these are mainly main characters anyway.)
*Bonus* (11) Tohru Honda – Fruits Basket
Good evening. My name is Tohru Honda, and I suck.
Personally, I think that Tohru was custom made as a character that I would hate. Granted, Fruits Basket sucked, and almost all of the characters were completely shitty anyway (although I am a guy and this was more of an anime for girls, which is something I found out after I had started watching it (I watched this when I had just gotten into anime, and still knew nothing)). Tohru sucks because:
- She’s too fucking polite. I hate people who are overly polite. It pisses me off. When I hold a door open for somebody, I don’t want a “thank you” because that means I have to say “your welcome” or some bullshit like that. I don’t say “your welcome” anyway, but that’s besides the point. She’s so agreeable that you could probably shit on her face and she’d agree.
- She pretty much let’s people walk all over her. This isn’t really apparent, but it comes with the agreeable personality.
- She’s a fucking moron. She’s so stupid when it comes to school work and common sense that sometimes I think she should be beaten.
Basically, I hated everything about Fruits Basket, except for Kyo, who was actually kind of cool (probably just because he turned into a cat, and thusly he didn’t give a shit about anything).
10. Tsukasa – .hack//SIGN
Tsukasa is a pussy. That’s what I’m telling you. Like most characters in .hack//SIGN, he doesn’t do anything, nor does he have any real purpose. He’s a piece of shit, and I wish he died after the first episode. Any interaction with any other character, like Bear, who is equally as shitty, or that girl, and he runs away. He’s like a fucking timid deer or something. He’s also actually a girl in real life. Fag. I never watched the last 4 or 5 episodes, because at that point it didn’t matter how good they were. If you want to have a semi-decent show, you need at least one or two semi-decent characters. all of the characters in .hack//SIGN sucked.
How can you say that? They had such great depth!
You complete dolt! They had zero depth! Bear had family troubles, and that’s all he pretty much talked about. Maybe if you didn’t spend all of your fucking time on the internet and got a fucking job then your family wouldn’t wish you were dead as much as I did. And the other characters- ha, don’t get me started. You know what, I don’t even want to get into this. I’ve moved on from .hack//SIGN’s shittiness, and I’m moving on from this character.
9. Kouta Oyamada – Kanokon
Basically, Kouta is more like a shy girl than a guy. Even with girls coming on to him left and right, he always tries to refuse sex. Fuck you Kouta. You know, not every person is blessed by having a hot girl all over him, wanting to fuck every second of the day. What the fuck are you doing? Kouta is like someone who wins the lottery, and then, instead of spending it on things, he just gives it all away to church or something. If someone did that, it would piss me off, because church sucks.
Kouta is a fucking pussy, and an embarrassment to men everywhere.
8. Raki – Claymore
Does anyone actually like Raki? We know that Baka-Raptor doesn’t, and even beat his ass, and for good reason. Raki is one of the biggest, most use-less characters ever made in the world of entertainment. Not only is he a huge pussy, but he’s also a huge liar. How many times does it look like his balls are finally going to drop, when he just pussies out and pisses his pants? Granted, in the manga, Raki gets eventually becomes sort of bad ass, and can kill most yuki with his huge ass sword, but that’s the manga, and you don’t see manga anywhere in the title here, do you? Raki sucks.
7. Shinji Ikari – Neon Genesis Evangelion
Okay, so he’s an anti-hero, and is meant to be the way that he is. It’s necessary for the story. I don’t give a shit, Shinji sucks as a character. He’s so depressed and pussy that I wanted an Angel to beat him down the entire series. I’m still not entirely sure if I like this series or not. It was pretty good I guess. But Shinji is a fuck-tard piece of emo shit.
Wah wah I’m Shinji and my dad doesn’t love me boo hoo. I’m depressed and I can’t do anyt- SHUT UP AND CUT YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT! I mean, I like MCR, but I’m not an emo fag like you are. Please, just die. I’ve never seen a more lame main character before. There’s still 5 more places to go, and even though I hate those characters more than you, you’re still the most lame.
6. Watanuki – XXX HOLiC
You are so fucking annoying, Watanuki. Sure, sure, you look cool with the eye patch (who doesn’t look cool with an eye patch?), but honestly, nobody likes you. Do you know why? Do you know why nobody likes you? I bet you’d like to know, but I’m not going to fucking tell you.
Okay fine. Since you won’t stop FUCKING WHINING, I guess I have no choice but to let you know. It’s because you NEVER STOP COMPLAINING! You complain about big things. You complain about small, meaningless things. You complain when Domeki talks. For your information, Domeki is voiced by Kazuyu Nakai, and he could kick your fucking ass. No, I don’t care if your seiyu voiced Lelouch, a genius of strategy, no strategy will help you from Domeki simply pounding your ass. I wish that they would make another season, and for at least one or two episodes, you would completely lose your voice. Fuck you, Watanuki.
5. Reina – Queen’s Blade
I try to make it apparent with every review of Queen’s Blade that I do, that Reina sucks, and I hate her.
- Her hair looks like shit. In fact, her whole character design makes me want to cut down a tree, slowly whittle it into a thin pole, snap the pole in half over my knee so that it has two sharp edges where it was snapped, and ram it through my skull.
- Her general personality pisses me off. I should say, lack there of. There is not one thing interesting about her. She’s just….there. And she’s the main character? Really? She’s fucking BORING. She’s like an opposite of Mio (K-On….you’ll see what I mean in a bit). Reina is the most bland, uninteresting character I’ve ever seen.
- I hate how she’s the main character, when every single other character in the show is better. Cattleya sucks too though.
- I’ve hated her from day one, and refuse to change my opinion no matter what.
- She’s really stupid.
- Not dependable.
- Not inspiring.
- Not unique.
- Not cool.
- Not good at fighting (until she randomly got good overnight somehow…gay).
- She pissed herself in the first episode.
4. Yuka Nitta – Touch
I already said in my review of Touch that Yuka sucked. Hey Yuka! Take a fucking hint! He’s not. That. Into you. It’s obvious on several occasions that he isn’t into you at all, and that he’s completely head over heals for Minami. The dude in the picture with you, however, would eat shit if you asked him, so why not fuck him or something? YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING AND YOU CAN’T COOK! DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING EASY IT IS TO COOK? FOLLOW THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS! GOD WHY IS SUCH A SHITTY CHARACTER IN SUCH A GOOD SHOW!? FUCK!
3. Shippo – InuYasha
Speaking of shitty characters in good shows, Shippo, what the fuck? What is your purpose in this show? Do you help in fights? No, you’re a pussy. Are you like….the cute character? No, you look like a shitty old rag that I use for dusting things. What is you’re point? Comic relief? No, you are never funny. I just watched an entire episode based on you, and it’s clear as ever to me that you suck. YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE! GO DIE!
2. Mio – K-ON
Everybody loves Mio.
“Mio is moe. Mio is cool. I love Mio. Mio is so ~kawaii~ . Mio and flowers and ponies and Myspace!”
WELL FUCK THAT! Mio sucks! Everyone on this planet must be fuckin brainwashed to not be able to tell that Mio isn’t even a real character, she’s just a blob that absorbed every single personality and attempted to use all of them. She tried to be tsundere-moe-scared-tough-aggressive-cool-hotheaded-embarrassed-controlling-passive-passive/aggressive piece of shit character. Instead, I read through all of this bullshit, and saw her for what she was:
A poor attempt by writers to try and give the target audience everything that they like in one character.
People simply accepted and praised her because they thought that it was what they were supposed to do. Another reason why I hate people.
In comparison, Mio was like Dead Pool from the recent Wolverine movie (which I recently saw, and thought it was cool, but full of cliché). Do you remember what happened to Dead Pool? He got his fuckin head sliced off by Wolverine, who saw through all of his bullshit.
Fuck you Mio. I hated you, and I’m glad you died in that car crash that I just pretended happened.
1. Happosai – Ranma 1/2
I was JUST getting back into Ranma 1/2, when they suddenly gave me an episode about Happosai. Fuck me, right? If Happosai wasn’t a character in Ranma 1/2, then i can say with confidence that i would have finished the series, and probably given it high marks. He has single handedly ruined this show for me.
Whenever he shows up in an episode or anything, it’s going to be the same fucking thing that it always is. He’s going to steal underwear and act like a spoiled brat. I want to hit him with a sledgehammer 2 or 2 hundred times. He’s fucking annoying (he reminds me of a mosquito that keeps buzzing in your ear and no matter what, you can’t kill it), and takes the top spot by a LANDSLIDE. Honestly, a couple Rumiko Takahashi manga has one short, pointless character in it.
InuYasha – Shippo
Urusei Yatsura – Ten
Ranma 1/2 – Happosai
Fuck you Happosai, you ruin Ranma 1/2, because all of ther other characters kick ass, and when ever you aren’t in an episode, it sucks. Well, Kuno sucks too, and he probably should have made this list as well, but then again, so should have Cattleya.
EDIT: I forgot about Belldandy from Ah! My Goddess! She SUCKS. plug her in at number 8 and move everyone else up.
Actual Number 8 – Belldandy – Ah! My Goddess!
Belldandy deserves a spot on this list, for most of the same reasons as Tohru (although she doesn’t let people walk all over her), in that she’s a polite fuck. “Hello, I’m Belldandy! Not only does my name remind you of a dandy bell, but I’m so nice it’s really just obnoxious!” My problem with nice characters is that they have one emotion: Nice. That’s all there is to their character. Boring.
In fact, that’s the reason why I dumped my last girlfriend (back when I could get a girlfriend). She agreed with everything I said and did. There’s no passion in that. Toward the end of our relationship, I did things to try and get a rise out of her, and see if she could display any emotion other than nice-ness (I do a LOT of social experiments, but nobody who knows me knows this. Pretty much anything I do has something to do with observing people and their behavior, habits, and actions…I could write a book, easy). In the end, I decided to break it off early (we were only going out for a month), before she became too attached to me (I didn’t want to hurt the poor girl). Of course, a month is more than enough time to fall in love with me, and she was naturally crushed when I broke the news that I no longer wanted to be with her. While she was crying in her dorm room, I left to go back to my dorm, and I was simply laughing my ass off because I was finally out of the relationship. Later that night I had sex with a random girl. It was decent.
Honestly I was an asshole to her, I obviously didn’t know how to treat a women back then.
SIDENOTE: I have started wathcing Kanememo. It looks stupid, but Rie Kugimiya is in it, so I have to watch it.
SIDENOTE EDIT SIDENOTE THING: Wow that paragraph up there makes me look like a huge douchebag, especially with the link.