The Search For One: Tell Me You’re Lowest Ranked Anime

After talking about my grading system, I have realized that I have never given an anime a 1 for a grade. After a comment from fangzhao, I’m now on a mission to change that.

Believe it or not, this picture is not in HD.

Therefore, I would like you to tell me the crappiest anime that you have ever watched, and I will watch ALL OF THEM, until I find one that I can give a ranking of 1. The more the better, so feel free to submit like, 60 different anime that suck.

This was the stupidest OVA ever made.

In conclusion, give me an anime that you think I will slap with a FINAL GRADE of 1 (or maybe even zero). The hunt is on!

NOTE: Please, no hentai. I’m not watching that. No yaoi either. I’d rather die than watch an anime about gay dudes.
DOUBLE NOTE: I have started watching Chu-Bra!!, and it has potential to get a rating of 1…but it will probably end up getting a 2 or 3 realistically.

TRIPLE NOTE: I have changed my rating for Kanamemo. Instead of a 3, it now gets a 2. It didn’t deserve a fucking 3 are you kidding me. K-On also gets a 2. I don’t know what I rated it before….A FOUR!? HAHAHA WAS I HIGH!?

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44 thoughts on “The Search For One: Tell Me You’re Lowest Ranked Anime

  1. Canvas 2, hands down. No matter what anybody says, I wasn’t ready for that shit. You can’t imagine how pissed off I was in the final 10 minutes of that show, not even the nearly translated game will ease my suffering.

  2. Hmm, what counts as ‘watching’? A whole series? A whole episode? Or just five minutes or so, til my eyes wept blood all over my keyboard?

    Well, I have none from class 3, guess I’m timid with what I try out. But Raimuiro Senkitan fits Class 2 nicely. I actually watched two episodes of this steaming pig manure, thinking “but it’s about the Russian-Japanese War, surely eventually it’ll get…” NO. IT WON”T.

    But don’t watch it to prove the point. It not only sucks, it’s tedious & repetitious too. Doesn’t even have the advantage of being surreally bad, like Divergence Eve or Afro Samurai.

    • Shit, boring anime….this description almost puts me to sleep, I hate to imagine what the anime will do.

      I’d say that as long as you watched most of the series, it counts….or half…..at least more than half.

      “Afro Samurai” and “bad” should not ever be used in the same sentence, unless “bad” is followed directly by the word “ass”.

      Ex: “Afro Samurai is bad ass, and the anime as a whole is generally awesome.”

    • Raimuio Senkitan was actually a decent watch for me. Well… not decent as in good. But it wasn’t that bad. It was like Sky girls, without the stickysuits…

      Oh wait.. did it have sticky suits? Can’t remember… Pfft…

  3. Eternal Alice Rondo made me want to peel my own eyes out. Cluster Edge was about as interesting as chewing on wood chips. Yoake Mae Yori Ruri Iro Na was also pretty dull. Of these three, though, I’m positive Cluster Edge was the worst; it is the only anime I’ve ever given a one on MAL, and I sat through about fifteen episodes of it, so that wasn’t something given lightly.

  4. IMO K-On should be a one… other than that id really have to think because i drop shows that i think suck… i give you a lot of credit for finishing shitty shows

  5. My Ones:

    Infamous on MAL, Mars of Destruction.

    It’s so bad, it’s not even funny. And I mean it. I tried to find humor in the fact that it was nothing but crap, but all I found was more crap. There was nothing even remotely close to “good” in this show.

    Eiken

    This is pretty much a hate it/indifferent about it show. I, for one, do not like looking at breasts bigger than the rest of their owners’ bodies. This show was supposed to be an arousing ecchi show, but my penis shrunk in by a few feet as I watched this show.

    There was a chapter from My Balls where the protagonist tried to become sexually impotent. He should’ve watched Eiken.

    Isshoni Training

    The goal this anime had in mind was to make a sexually attractive character. It failed. The only thing that could’ve been worse was if the little girl from Eiken replaced Hinako.

    Mecha Mote Iinchou

    I watched 30 seconds of this.

    • I feel silly for forgetting Mars of Destruction. Even I have heard of it’s shittyness (probably from you).

      You know what? I completely forgot about Miracle Train. That’s a one if I’ve ever seen one.

      • I watched the first episode and determined that it was the largest piece of shit I’ve ever seen. And by “watched” I mean I watched the first minute, and then skimmed through the rest. It was so dumb. I’m very confident that it wold be a one.

  6. Ok, I know I’m going to be hated by many people for this, and I can understand why, but if you want to give a 1 I think that Card Captors Sakura would deserve it. Seriously, this show is terrible, it’s always the same damn thing over and over again. Yes, I know it gets better later on, but it doesn’t get MUCH better, it’s still decent or maybe good. The problem is that there are seventy fucking episodes, and by the time you get to the good part the damage to your brain is already permanent.

    XXXXXXXXXXXXX—-WARNING—-XXXXXXXXXXXXX
    PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE RAGING AND HATING

    I used to love CCS. It was my favourite anime back when I was still a 6-year old child, but when I tried to watch it again, not even remembering my love for this show managed to stop me from hating myself for ruining my childhood memories. This is the kind of show that only a few people like. There is no appeal for anyone who doesn’t like magical girl shoujos, and that is not a bad thing at all, but please don’t come trolling and turning this into a pointless internet discussion that’ll lead us nowhere.

    • Card Captor Sakura SUCKED. If I ever came close to finishing (9 episodes), then maybe it would’ve gotten a one, but if the end was slightly decent, it would have received at least a 2 (do you understand now how shitty an anime has to be to get a one?)

      • I don’t think you understand. You know those times when you’re watching a random show and you like it but then you’re very pissed off at the ending, but you still like the show because the rest of it is pure gold??

        Try getting the inverse of that

        You get a show which sucks for its entirety but the ending is mildly satisfactory. Even if the development wasn’t as bad it would still get a 2 or a 3 (on your rating scale) depending on its length.

        Take this information and store it in the back of your head. Now think about brainwashing. One of the many ways to do this is (supposedly) make someone watch the same thing over and over and over and over again. However, the patient always comes out of the “treatment” with serious mental damage and psychological problems.

        That is exactly what CCS is doing with you. It brainwashes you, slaps you in the face and then leaves you to never be the same as you were before. I still shiver when I head the words “magical girl”…

        PS: I just thought of a great example. Take one episode of Naruto filler and watch it 50 times. Then watch the next filler and that’s the ending of the series.

  7. I’m just an Anonymous here I know but I’ve been reading your blog lately. Here’s my Lowest Ranked Animes: (I reccomend you to watch the one with ****** to agree with me)

    Hamtaro
    \You know it~ I believe you do
    Eiken
    \6th Grade with HUGE BOOBIES
    Mars of Destruction
    \Infamous on MAL
    Apocalypse Zero**********
    \Apocalypse Zero is an anime that lives up to its name. Zero merits, zero reasons to watch it, zero out of ten.
    (Example: http://www.garoo9.com/elevator-kart/EK_files/movies/Snapshots_ApocalypseZero2.jpg)
    Tekken: The Motion Picture
    \Cut out the awesome fighting and put in Kids fighitng each other

  8. I can’t be helpful here because I usually avoid watching them entirely (I often do a small research before I start) but Zombie-Loan earned my lowest rating so far 🙂

  9. Crap! I cannot remember any of the crap anime that I have watched. Err… 3 min, ill go check a list that i was doing some couple of years ago, for a site that I wanted to do (and didn’t^^). Back then, I only had dial up so i was watching all the anime that I could get my hands on, hentai included. OK I found it! Immoral Sisters! Its hentai. DUH! OMG! The whole family is involved in there in a bunch of orgies! Fathers, mothers, sisters, step fathers, err… crippled people, impotent people…u name it! The bad things is, it sucks like hentai as well!

  10. Full Moon wo Sagashite, Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch, Graduation, roots search, Final Approach, Crystal Triangle

    Yumeria!!! 😡

    i could go on… i didn’t really put all my personal hates on here because well everyone’s different…

  11. @ Andrei: Ooo, Hentai doesn’t count, I’m not going to watch it unless it’s like Shoujo Sect (great story, minimal sex bullshit). I’ll take your word for it though. Cripple people almost makes me want to watch it, because that might be kind of funny (in a bad, sick kind of way).

    @ chii: Holy Shit. That effectively doubled my Shit List.

  12. My 2s and 1s from MAL:
    Dragonball GT
    Itsudatte My Santa!
    X (Movie)
    Mutant Ninja Turtles – Superman Legend
    Malice@Doll
    Prince of Tennis: The Two Samurai, The First Game
    MD Geist II – Death Force
    Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer
    Garzey’s Wing
    Mars of Destruction
    Apocalypse Zero
    Legend of Duo

    From this season, Ladies vs Butlers can probably get there, and its predecessor Kanokon too, but I never finished that.

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