Well, I finally did it. I reached 100,000 views on my ISSS, Eye Sedso. First, look at this:
So in this self-glorifying post, what should I talk about? Before I do anything, I have to thank the number one supporter of Eye Sedso:
Where would I be if it weren’t for Google? My post would have almost no pictures, aside from screen shots that I take myself. I realize that using pictures via Google image search is the same as taking them from some other site, but I don’t give a shit, because I have an ISSS, and I can do whatever the fuck I want. Anyway, back to this post, which is all about me.
I am the best. As proof, my site has garnered more views than the amount of gold coins found inside a chest filled with 99,999 gold coins. That’s right, more than that. I rule. Take a look at these graphs, which clearly display my awesomeness:
So what does all of this bullshit mean? I don’t know, make your own assesments, I’m too busy being awesome to write any type of opinion on it. Let’s see, now I’ll either make you feel great, or make you feel left out, but if you feel left out, it’s only because you suck and don’t comment enough (by my standards). I’m going to dish out some awards. Some will be to me, most will be to you.
Award(s) Number 1: Loyal Followers
Here, I will link to all loyal followers. Now, you might come here everyday and read/re-read/masturbate to the shit that I put up. For the record, that would be fine with me, but don’t expect me to throw your name down if you haven’t commented or left any hint that you visit Eye Sedso. And I even went to such lengths as to not only LINK to said site, but also provide pictures of their avatars. With that being said:
Well duh, almost half of the comments made here are from me. I’m number one assholes! But that only proves that I always reply to every comment made here. not because I care about what you said, but because I always must have last word (except on other sites sometimes).
Not only does he comment on most of my posts, but he even links to me, and when he does, it usually means that I get a huge boost in hits. Just look at July, I think know that he linked to me after I wrote the biographical post about his trip to England. I wrote that post at the end of June. The next month was my highest on record hits wise. I think I’ve made my point. He also tends to suggest anime/manga that are generally awesome.
I call her klux, because it sounds cool to me, and because I have an ISSS, so I can do pretty much whatever I want. Whenever I write a post, it’s almost a given that I’m going to see at least one (and in many cases more) comment(s) from Klux. In case you don’t know, we joke to each other about being married, but little does she know, I secretly fly to Malaysia and stalk her while she and her several boyfriends/escorts (yes, I know about all 9 of them) hang out at The Roost, which is a completely awesome place. Like Baka-Raptor, she has also been known to link here, and that makes me happy in the pants. The first time she linked to me, I got a huge boner. The End.
Whenever I see the name, “Yi” I just want to yell out “Yi YI!” like some black rapper dude would do (no racist). In fact, I usually do (again, no racist). Yi is someone who comments here fairly consistantly, and while it’s not ever single post, it’s still a lot more than I can really expect anyone to. She posts here a good amount. Besides this, she enjoys anime/manga that deals with lesbians, which I tend to like, despite being a straight male with huge muscles and a chiseled physique. Her avatar is awesome and I think she drew it herself (but I honestly don’t know). Anyway, that’s what I know.
Wow, another female blogger. I guess I really appeal to the feminine anime bloggers, despite occasionally bashing women (yes, that is my one and only blog, and it’s even shittier than this ISSS. I’ve actually long since abandoned it). We were going to do a podcast, although honestly I’m so fucking busy with school that it might have to wait till summer before anything ever gets done…..anyway…..Day is the most bad ass female blogger (or maybe simply female) ever. She was in the God damn Army, and killed 7 huge guys with one arm, while laughing and belittling said huge guys. After she gave them a proper thrashing, she walked away while performing the motion that one does when they are done with a chore or something, where you kind of clap (or rub?) your hands together.
Here’s a dude with a way better site than mine. He’s the one who kind of got me into the whole manga thing, simply from seeing a review or something on his blog. I started reading FMA because of this (I think), and it just snowballed. XBlade? Awesome. Gantz is probably the big one. Anyway, great taste in manga (I’m about to pick up To-Love ru), and he also takes time to comment here, even though i don’t really comment much on his blog (because they’re mainly reviews of things I haven’t read).
This mofo actually comments here a lot, and links here quite a bit. Sometimes, he may not agree with anything I say, and even though he liked K-On, I still must say that he seems like a generally good guy, and I enjoy reading his blog, which has a fucking sick name, which I always feel the need to yell with a sense of surprise added to it:
Example: “NaNEEEEEE!!!!?!?” (I really elongate the “E”)
Yea, I embellish it. However, just because I enjoy you’re blog doesn’t mean you’re a loyal follower. He comments. He links. He does his job. Keep doing your thing you fucking pedophile.
Those are what I would say the big five are. They comment/link/masturbate to Eye Sedso more than a lot of people, but here’s a few more:
Canne is relatively new to Eye Sedso (I feel like), yet already has posted a vast array of comments, which I love.
Well, why is oballer down here? It’s because I actually am friends with him in real life. Likewise he comments here a lot, and I do the same on his blog, even though it has such a generic name. I will also link to him on the rare occasion that he actually posts something (which I see he just did). A few months ago, he quit anime, and has since realized the err of his ways. For some weird reason, he almost has 100K, even though he never posts.
This is the only other person besides me who has an ISSS. What glee! Needless to say, this ISSSer has an ISSS filled with witty humor, and a bunch or greatness. The reason why he is so far down here, is, like oballer, I know him in real life, and he also never has anything good to say when he comments here, because he doesn’t like anime (despite the fact that he got me into anime). What a joke.
Well, that takes care of all the losers who have absolutely no life other than reading my ISSS religiously. However, if you didn’t make this list, you should probably take a second to sit down and think about where your life is headed. Can you really afford to not read Eye Sedso religiously? I don’t think that it’s wise to leave up to chance.
Seriously though, I can’t list everybody, and there are certainly more that I can (I’m truly grateful to anyone who reads my ISSS, whether you comment or not, and there are people who comment a lot who I didn’t list), but I don’t want to make this post too long. And if I do decide to make it long. I want it to be about me, and my 100,000 views.
First Ever Comment
Baka-Raptor wins the award for first ever comment (no surprise here, since he’s pretty much the only person who knows/supports this site), which was made here, back when no one knew this God damn site existed. I think I’ll take this time to point out that oballer is a hypocrite, as determined by his comment (which was the second comment ever) here. How is that hypocritical? Well, notice that his name is not oballer, but instead Jimmy D. Jimmy D is not his real name, and at the time of the comment, he had already seen Deathnote, hadn’t seen Higurashi. At that point in time, I was getting a lot of crap for having a blog (even though it was an ISSS, not a blog) from these two. Obviously since I linked to them, you can tell that they soon became jealous of my site, and promptly made their own. In a way, I am their father.
Best Stalker of Eye Sedso
Proof that I never forget anything, nor leave anyone out, the best stalker award goes to notouchi. She laid claim to being an Eye Sedso stalker, and has done such a good job stalking, that one would not even be able to tell she is even stalking me. Even I can’t tell she’s stalking me. That’s a sign of a good stalker. Truth be told, I don’t have a clue who the fuck this is, she commented here once, and laid claim to being a stalker (albeit, obviously not true…..if it is, I might be aroused by it).
Most Referenced Media
Probably Family Guy. I love to link to Family Guy quotes. And why not? Family Guy is awesome!
Best Video Game that I’m Currently Playing
Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I’m playing it via rom/emulator, and since I’ve already beaten it enough times to memorize every detail, I’m using cheats, mainly, “Press L to Levitate”……do you realize how much you can do with that cheat? You can pretty much beat any temple (almost) as a kid (unless you need the metal boots). I almost beat the Shadow Temple as a kid (until I needed metal boots). Technically, you could not beat any temples and beat the game, as long as you get the required equipment to beat Ganondorf. I also borrowed Game Shark from a friend of mine, and plan to use that for all sorts of shit. I’ve only used it once for Goldeneye, and it was awesome. Playing any multiplayer level with walk through doors cheat on immediately makes any level huge and awesome, especially Archive. btw, I OWN at that game, because I’m FUCKING AWESOME.
Reaching 100K in views to me is a lot like graduating High School. Now you’ve proved yourself to be worthy, but it’s not over yet. I kick ass. Let me now talk about some bullshit, also known as, my writing style.
My grammar sucks. I make a shitload of typing/spelling mistakes. I might even input incorrect and/or misguided information into my posts. Too bad huh? But as far as style goes, Mine has changed. In the beginning, you might be able to sense a hint of Maddox-like writing style. That’s because at the time, I had just found his Awesome Page, and was reading it all. The writing style rubbed off (and this was mainly just in the very very very beginning. As I read some of my early bullshit, I realized that my style (in my opinion) is much better. I mean, as a rookie, dude I had no idea what I was doing. I was like a blind man trapped in the middle of the desert, completely fucking lost. I made retarded posts (a tradition that still lives strong to this day), that made….you know what, fuck it, I’m tired. You can email me if you want to send presents to my house….I’ll give you the address (but I’m not paying shipping and handling).
Cheers to me!
EDIT: Speaking of Maddox, he apparently wrote another book, entitled, I Am Better That Your Kids. That sounds like something I could jerk off to. Pretty much, it’s a book of THIS and THIS, which are literally my two favorite posts in internet history of all posts ever made EVER.
DOUBLE EDIT: Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile!