zzeroparticle just showed me awesomeness viw twitter. I shit my pants, and than continued to shit, so that I shit blood. I then shit my intestines out, but didn’t mind, because FINALLY. AFTER YEARS OF ME WAITING AND YEARNING:
CHATMONCHY IS COMING TO THE USA!!!!!!!
So far I came 74 times during this post. Here’s the link:
You might think that this is a filler post because I haven’t posted as much as I usually do, but instead you can suck my dick and buy me tickets to this. I just need to find some people to go with, because who the fuck goes to concerts alone? All my friends are gay and don’t like Chatmonchy. And if you don’t like Chatmonchy it’s proof that you’re gay.
I’m probably not even going to be able to go to this, and then I’ll probably fall into a deep depression and kill myself after I off all of my friends who are gay and don’t like Chatmonchy (greatest ever). So for my sake, and yours, go with me to Chatmonchy (and maybe buy me tickets as a gift, because I probably don’t have enough money for them).
HOLY SHIT HERE’S A PICTURE THAT DESCRIBES MY EXCITEMENT:
HOLY SHIT HERE’S SOME LETTERS DESCRIBING MY EXCITEMENT:
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Well, I just came 40 more times…in fact, I’ve been having one giant cum-burst throughout this entire post. I didn’t even know I had that much cum inside me. By the time I stop cumming (mid-April maybe?) My dick will probably be so useless and shriveled that my existence will disappear, but whatever, CHATMONCHY IS COMING TO NEW YORK!
I’d also like to mention that you can now buy their music, which I will do after I get tickets to this shit, (if I do, which I better). Do I know how much tickets are? No. Do I know when they go on sale? No. Pretty much I’m fucked.
Chatmonchy is God. And Goddess.
EDIT: HOLY SHIT TICKET ARE LIKE 13 DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! LINK I’LL FUCKING PAY FOR YOU (one person) IF YOU JUST COME WITH ME.