This post was inspired ENTIRELY by Jesus159159159. If he didn’t throw up that Elvis song on twitter, I wouldn’t have looked at a shitload of Elvis stuff on youtube, and wouldn’t have remembered the best song ever: Elvis vs JXL – A Little Less Conversation, which was the main song from the Cage Match Nike Commercial. Well you know what? All Nike Soccer Commericals kick ass (or used to anyway). Here they are, starting with one of my favorites:
“It’s just a ball.”
“NO! It’s rounder!”
Best quote ever? I love this shit. Davids has sick braids/glasses. He was the man. I remember him on Juventus, and when me and my friends would play soccer, we’d have to be someone, my friend would be Del Piero, and I’d be Davids (actually, I’d usually be Nedved, because Davids is black and I am whiter than Denny Blaze [link inspired by Refuse to Come Wack]).
God this was awesome. The music! THE MUSIC! Who is it you ask?
Mas que nada by Tamba Trio (but these guys did it first unless I’m retarded)…. Anyway, did you see the guy at 54 seconds? Maybe he got the idea from seeing that ball, but he soon thereafter produces the SHIT OUT OF SHIT! (the Nike Cage Match Commercials….he’s the guy in them)
Nike Cage Match
This is where Elvis comes into play. This song was….well……I was obsessed with it.
Masterpiece. This created chaos. I mean, with this commercial, came the following:
- The Chromer. The chrome ball used. Honestly, the ball was a bit heavy, but fuck me sideways if it wasn’t the coolest looking ball ever made.
- I got a dvd (I think through Eurosport) that showed each individual match in full. It had all sorts of bonus stuff and was generally awesome.
- Totti is a cheating Italian. That last goal was bullshit. I hate Totti.
- Davids was sick in this video.
- The Scorpion Kick. That goal that was scored at 1.24.
OH! I found a FULL cage match, that shows all of the DVD footage and cut scenes!
As I stated before, Totti is a cheating Italian bastard. I would love to link to a specific Pokey the Penguin comic right now, but I’m not looking through all of them to find the one I want….oh wait, yes I am:
I chose chose any comic….God, Pokey the Penguin is AWESOME. Anyway, that goal was bullshit, therefore……
Did you see that curve at 42 seconds! BLAMMMM!!!
Here’s one I haven’t yet seen:
I liked that shit! Thinking back, I may have actually seen that, because I remember the dag. You like dags? Tha fuck’d I want a caravan ain’t gat no wheels!?
Nike Good vs Evil
I love it.
Well, that’s all I’m going to put up, because those are the ones from my youth that I’m most fond of. Damn this was a great post!