…some manga. I have always said, “I never bought anything anime/manga related ever (except that one InuYasha game), blah blah blahb alhb lsja.” Well guess what? NOW I GOT THIS SHIT:
I took those with my webcam! I wonder why I haven’t made a video yet? Oh, yea, that’s right, I have no idea what I’d make it about….maybe just me dancing in a speedo? Anyway, these were the two shits I got, and there’s a good story behind how this came to be (lol, came).
Good to see you finally gave in and spent some money on the anime/manga industry you cheap little shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa…..not so fast…..bought? Who ever said I bought these?
Wait, so you stole these!?
No, I bought them.
Wtf? Then why-? Never mind…but aren’t you poor?
And didn’t you recently get your wallet stolen?
And don’t you have like….no money in your checking account?
Why would you buy manga then? Weren’t you saving up for Spring Weekend?
Yes and I still am….I could always dip into my savings for that though, cuz I’ll have a job shortly thereafter, so I’m not worried about that as much.
Here’s the big story:
The Big Story
On Saturday night of last week, my wallet was lost. I figured I left it in the car or something, and decided, “I’ll look for it tomorrow.” Then I got deathly ill for the entire week, and also was granted a lower back that wouldn’t let me walk (wtf was up with that shit? There was no reason for me to have a sore back at all. I’m 22 I’m not that old yet). So I did not search all week. Long story short, wallet is now gone, and as are all of my cards, etc. So then on Friday, I got a coupon in my email inbox from Borders books, which would award me 40% off any one item. Immediately, I found some LOO$E CHANGEEE in my room, which amounted to 32 dollars US, which is why you should always SAVE UP, SAVE UP, SAVE UP YOUR LOO$E CHANGEEEE! I got it changed into paper money at the bank for free because I’m awesome. And went to Borders.
When I was there, I saw a guy wearing this hat:
Wow, that picture looks almost exactly like the guy, if you add glasses. The guy in the store wasn’t that weird though, he actually looked quite normal if not for the hat….and the….err…black trenchcoat?
Anyway, this guy was weird, so I punched him in the mouth and got my manga. In reality, him going into the manga section was what made me feel like less of a loser to be in the manga section, because he made me look really cool, considering that he looked so weird with his gay hat, which was a lot like this hat, except it was LEATHER. Who the fuck wears that shit? Anyway, the story is more interesting if I say I punched him in the mouth, so I’ll stick with that.
After I punched him in the mouth, people tried to wrestle me down as Fedora Man lay facedown in a pool of his own teeth and blood. I killed them all and payed for my manga, wishing the clerk a nice day. Then I left.
This completes another area of my Spring Break checklist.