…they REEEEEEL YOU BACK IN!
This episode was sucking. I was going to not even write anymore episodics about it. In fact, I probably won’t, seeing as no one really reads episodics anyway, seeing as episodics suck ass. I was instead just going to make a post about how Yamada is a huge bitch. I mean, she fucks with Kosuda so much. The kid might get depressed and kill himself if she keeps fucking with him like that. Girls suck. They’re all like that. Huge bitches. In fact, all people suck. Why can’t we all just be up front about everything. “I need to poop.” What’s so hard about saying that? “I would like you fondle your breasts, and then penetrate your vagina.” What’s so bad about that? People are too uptight nowadays. Anyway, about the episode:
The first half of this episode sucked. It wasn’t funny. I only laughed twice (I guess it was kind of funny), and I found most of the things about this episode (another cliche episode: Valentine’s Day Chocolate) boring and stupid. This show honestly isn’t that good. But then, laughs and good humor came in bunches, splitting sides and wowing people with amazement. Or something like that:
“How the heck is this funny,” you might ask. Maybe it’s just me, but whenever Yamada comes to a realization (usually about something stupid), the show has a way of expressing her realization in a way that makes it seem important. What even more funny is that later in this dialogue with the God of Sex, who came (lol, came) to her in a dream (lol, dream), The God of Sex tells her to put her hands on her chest if she doesn’t believe that her sex power has gone down. She does, and realizes that her bust size, I mean sex power has indeed gone down. What happens next? Only some SMASHING OF WALLS!
After this the show had me laughing my ass off. It was like B Gata H Kei realized it’s flaws and fixed them, unlike Dominos, which probably still has shitty pizza (I haven’t been drunk enough to try it yet. I mean, everyone knows you never eat Dominos unless you’re hammered). The rest of this show was just ridiculous sex shit, some of which made sense, some of which was retarded, all of which was awesome and funny. B Gata H Kei is BACK BABY! (unlike David Ortiz, who hits like an un-abusive husband). Here are some screenshots!
Apparently this girl didn’t realize that you have to not be wearing panties in the presence of a guy. And what’s with anime characters getting colds from everything? I’ve been in the rain before and I’ve never gotten a cold. I’ve been naked too, and nothing has happened. In fact, I’m naked right now as I type this (hilariously enough, I’m not even lying about that), and I guarantee that I won’t get a cold. Anyway, Yamada overhears her conversation and gets an idea.
The thing I love best is how everything in this show is so overly dramatically exaggerated. Awesome shit. Anyway, can you see where this is going?
The tissues have the “Demon Condom” logo on them. This made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video. A condom company that makes tissues as well? Hilarious.
Well, that’s all I got. Have fun not even reading this. I’m probably not doing any more episodics, because I hate them.