Wait….you thought that I’d actually write one? Pfffff. You must be dreaming. There’s no way I would write a stupid post about something like the Aniblog Tournament, describing the fact that my site here is not an episodic blog (for the most part), so it’s therefore better.
I’m not going to talk about anything like how my layout really really really really really sucks, because it’s a crappy WordPress layout (and wordpress is garbage). I’m not going to touch on the fact that Eye Sedso’s layout looks stale and boring when compared to the competition, although, the competition DOESN’T HAVE MUGEN ON THEIR HEADER!!!!!!
UPDATE: Don’t expect me to mention how much better my name is than….well….pretty much everyone else name. Eye Sedso? AWESOME SHIT.
I’m not going to bother mentioning that I write many posts that make fun of things I don’t like, many of which things may not have anything to do with anime, and all of which you can find in my category listed: VENTS. I’m not going to say that this makes Eye Sedso more multi-faceted than the competition. There’s just no way I’m wasting my time writing THAT.
I’m not going to even BOTHER talking about the fact that many of the shows I like (such as Higurashi and Black Lagoon) involve blood or violence, mainly because I love both blood (yay) and violence (yay again), although I do also like shows that are stupid, like Chobits. Also, you won’t catch me telling you that I mostly dislike all moe shows (besides Lucky Star, which I loved). I’m not going to talk about how K-On is the worst show of all time. And I’m not going to talk about my favorite anime, which you can see here. And no, I’m not going to bother defending the idea that I like InuYasha to you, that would just be stupid.
Talking about my favorite manga would also be kind of dumb, because who wants to hear about Gantz or Claymore? FMA is awesome, but I’m sure as hell not going to talk about it!
I’m not going to waste time mentioning that, unlike my competition, I do not change/delete/ordoanythingelseto any comments made on Eye Sedso. I’m not going to call him an oppressor of free speech or anything of the sort, and say that his policy is pointless, seeing as he gets no comments anyway, and I get TONS (a few). That would be mean. And I’m always kind toward everyone.
I’m not going to talk about how much of a lie “I’m always kind toward everyone” is. Certainly I’m not going to talk smack to my opponent, who didn’t even write a post about the Aniblog Tournament, or anything at all, in the last 4 years! (2 weeks). I’m also not going to call him a pansy, because……well…..actually there’s not reason to call him a pansy…I’m crossing this out.
LET IT BE KNOWN! I will NOT waste time telling you all that RIE KUGIMIYA IS THE GREATEST SEIYU EVER. There’s just no way I’m going to tell anyone that RIE KUGIMIYA IS THE GREATEST SEIYU EVER. I just won’t do it, and I also won’t tell you that I just ripped off Gilbert Gottfried. And don’t expect a picture either:
I don’t think it would be time efficient to say that I have more than 500 posts, despite only being about one and a half years old (my site, not me dipshit….if I was one and a half years old, and could type like this, I’d be fucking famous, which I am anyway…..probably). I’m not going to tell you that because it would make me look like a huge loser with no time on his hands, which I probably am not.
I’m not going to tell you that I’m a 22 year old art education major in his senior year of college, with about another 2 years to go because I changed my major 2048548759384758939485 times. That would also be silly.
I’m not going to link to other people like klux, just because they’re of my favorite blogs. That would just be dumb and retarded. I’m also not going to tell you that I was there for Baka-Raptor’s trip to England, and chronicled it. You don’t want to read that shit!
So in case you were wondering, no, I’m not going to write an Aniblog Tournament post. If you want to know about me, read my about page, and realize that if you vote for me, you are automatically awesome. Bill the Ass-Kicker demands it.