So. The third round has officially begun.
There’s really no limit to how crappy this “ISSS” is. The layout is a shitty wordpress, the author is a piece of cunt, and the post quality is far below even the shittiest of sites. I, the author of said crappy site, will now destroy every ounce of credibility that you, the reader, thinks Eye Sedso has toward not only writing posts, but anime and the anime world in general.
First let’s look at the author of Eye Sedso, the shittiest piece of shit I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing being, Glo the Legend. He can hardly be called popular in the anime world. I mean, look at his posts. He spells almost every other word wrong, talks about retarded shit no one really cares about (like his shitty rap group that doesn’t exist anymore and wasn’t good to begin with; or the fact that he has a list explaining his favorite character from every single show he’s ever seen), and most of the time, he’s too busy hating on women’s rights groups and the homeless to write an actual anime related post. Even when he does write a post somehow related to anime, it’s HATEFUL. I think his previous girlfriend said it best, “What a dickhead!” This guy should not only be forced to forfeit his site, but he should also probably be shot in the face with a fucking cannon (like an old school cannon that you can find on an old, old wooden ship, such as Diversity).
Not only that, but Glo the Legend tries, and fails horribly, to be funny. He’s not funny. I don’t think he’s ever been funny. The only times that he makes his many three readers laugh is when they’re laughing at his crappy posts and poor attempts to become something close to literate. So what’s the deal Glo? You got an 11/12 on your CMT’s in MIDDLE SCHOOL and now you think you’re a good writer? You’re 22 and a half years old and you still suck at pretty much everything. Get a life. Get a girlfriend. Do something with you’re shitty, shitty life. You suck cock. For the record, most people get 12/12 on their CMT’s. It’s not hard at all.
And what’s up with these so called “characters?” Bill the Ass-Kicker? You just typed that int Google and chose the first picture that came up! YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHTS TO USE THAT IMAGE!!!! YOU’RE A FUCKING THIEVING ASS-HOLE!!! And what’s this other guy? Voice of Reason? That’s so stupid that someone would have to be a fucking MORON to even THINK about BLATANTLY COPYING IT!
Jesus Christ, I can’t think of a SINGLE REASON why anyone would ever vote for you in this tournament. Oh wait, that’s right, you’re facing off against Anime Yume….oh, excuse me, MAINICHI ANIME YUME.
Mainichi Anime Yume
Dear God, save us all. If I can’t beat Mainichi Anime Yume then I should quit writing, speaking, eating, shitting, and even binge drinking all together. First of all, I’m totally confused about the entire header. What the fuck is all this shit going on in here? There’s some stuff written here, some stuff there in a different font, some other stuff over there in a different language…..what the hell? And what the fuck…an extension of Anime Yume? What the…..why do you need an extension? Can’t you just throw you’re posts up on Anime Yume? Seriously, why do you have two sites about the same thing? I just don’t get it. No one wants to read you’re crappy posts twice!
Oh, and in case you readers want to say something to make yourselves seem smart like….”Hey Glo, if you hate Mainichi anime Yume so much, then how come you have it as one of your TOP FIVE BLOGS!?).
Don’t get ahead of yourselves assholes, I just did that out of sympothy. I’m sure that no one else even have Yumeka on their blogroll, and here’s why.
Yumeka isn’t even a human being. Don’t believe me? Look at her about page:
Here we can clearly see the blogger in question standing next to some girl. That’s right folks, the blogger of Mainichi Anime Yume is non other than Pikachu, the pokemon from the popular Japanese video game and anime series.
Want more proof? I don’t blame you, it’s a tough bit of information to swallow. If you look at the “About Mainichi Anime Yume” page, you can clearly see that Yumeka (aka Pikachu) describes Pokemon with such words as “favorite show and the games.” “Yumeka” even has an entire category dedicated to Pokemon! Here’s what else “Yumeka” had to say about Pokemon:
–Pokemon: Pokemon is what got me interested in anime to begin with and it’s been my favorite video game series since then. All Pokemon-related posts will be here
Oh, really? You’re favorite? MAYBE THAT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING PIKACHU!!! Here we go with the propaganda! You know, I like Rie Kugimiya, but you don’t see a category about her on the side of my ISSS!
I see you’re method Pikachu. You’re trying to act all nice by creating a blog under the alias of Yumeka, just to boost your own ratings and make a profit with typical Poke-propaganda. Well I still haven’t forgotton what you’ve done, Pikachu, on that night, 7 years ago. That’s right Pikachu, I saw you kill those prostitutes, and I also saw you rob them of their hard earned money in order to feed your ever growing lust for cocaine. You are the ruination of society. Rodents like you should be euthanized.
I don’t know who the girl in the picture is, but I’ll be damned if you I lose to a yellow, serial killer rodent with a cocaine addiction. If you vote for Yumeka, you won’t just be casting a vote against me, you’ll be casting a vote against yourself and the entire human race.
There’s nothing good about what Pikachu is doing on Mainichi Anime Yume. She forces children to work in sweatshops producing 12000 posts a day for almost no wages. That’s horrible for the wrists. Not to mention, she ends up throwing out almost all of the posts anyway. Not only should she no win this round of the Aniblog Tournament, but clear actions should be taken to prevent this monster from doing these things any longer. Let us unite and band together to put an end to the tyranny! Let freedom ring! Vote for Eye Sedso! I may be a piece of crap, but at least I’m more humane.
And for the record, Pikachu has no clue about how to write a good post. Don’t bother looking at any of them, just take my word for it.
(disclaimer: I definitely didn’t make all of this up. It’s completely true believable ).
You STILL owe me a FUCKING post!