Kluxorious….SERIOUSLY, FINISH TTGL

(the following contains some spoilers for those people who haven’t seen Toppa Tengen Gurren Lagann)

Quickened Heart Beat? – Check.

Inability to sit still due to heightened levels of excitement? – Check.

Forgetting to blink because eyes are glued to the computer screen? – Check.

BAM moments galore, mainly just because of awesome fight scenes? – Check.

I can go on and on, but these are the basic things that you are missing out on if you don’t finish Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

As people, we tend to do some stupid stuff. Sometimes, it’s up to our fellow man to put us in our place. Well, I’m doing just that. Klux, get off your high horse and finish TTGL. Seriously, you’re being a whiney bitch. You know I got love for you, but sometimes, you can be a real cunt (stole that from Kill Bill best movie ever). Why have you dropped it with only 5 episodes left? Those episodes kick serious ass. In fact, you should watch the whole thing again from the beginning. So Kamina died. Big fucking deal. That happened back in episode 7 or something. And you know what? Sure he was a bad ass character, but in the end, I’m glad he died, because that turned Simon into a character even more bad ass than Kamina was. Kitten was pretty awesome too. He HAD to die in order to make the show kick ass. And you know what? People die all the time. One time, I had a great grandmother. She kicked the bucket eventually. Remember George Washington? Dead. Even I might die someday maybe (doubtful). Check out these bad ass mother fuckers:

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html

The first dude killed a shitload of ass holes, but even he died. Jesus Christ. This show is too awesome to not finish. Have I ever steered you wrong? Probably, but just forget all that and trust me on this one. Finish this shit like your life depended on it.