A post! Amazing I know. I really do spoil you, my readers. But after a short bit of time off from everything anime related, I’m back to write mooch this idea for a post from other people. But don’t get too used to it. It’s still warm out, and I’ve still been working like hell, yelling at kids, taking things away from them, and wishing general death and demise on their general exsistances. But enough about camp. Let’s talk about the places in the anime world that I would most love to be a part of. These are in no specific order, because honestly, they’re all totally different and unique in their own way, so it’s kind of hard to judge (I’m too lazy to rate them).
I would LOVE to be able to create a Distructo Disc. That’s all I want. Just one. JUST LET ME MAKE ONE!!! GOD DAMN IT!!! I mean, honestly, why don’t the characters use Distructo-Disk more often? It cuts through FUCKING ANYTHING. “Oh, you have a power level of 30948485 million? To bad, I have 29484 Distructo-Disks, and the can cut FUCKING ANYTHING.” The End.
Alchemist powers? Hell yes. I love everything about them. But even if I wasn’t blessed with awesome alchemy powers, there’s something cool for everyone else in this world: Automail. I might even rather just have automail than the power of alchemy. In fact, I’m thinking about getting metal legs…it’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.
Not to mention I would creep all over Riza Hawkeye. ALL OVER.
Fuck to the Fucking Fuck? Think of the job opportunities:
- A demon-slaying Monk, ranging from bad-ass to lecherous.
- A Priestess (if you’re a girl or really gay) who has sick ass powers.
- A demon, good or bad.
- A half demon, good or bad.
- A fucking DEMON SLAYER!!! (Slayer in the name, you know it’s bad-ass).
- A farmer (that’s dumb).
- A bandit (normally an awesome profession, but given the world it’s in, still kind of lame).
- A fucking MERCENARY who KILLS WHATEVER!
- And so on, and so forth.
It’s a no-brainer.
I could easily catch em all, but you don’t need love, that’s gay. I would train my Pokemon in the mountains. Then I’d build up a team that’s unbeatable, and just go around beating people with my unbeatable team of Pokemon. I’d be better than the Elite Four, but I’d never face them. In fact, I’d just stay in front of the gates to the Elite Four, and beat anyone who wants to test their luck. This would totally negate the Elite Four.
Awesome suits that make you fucking awesome? Say no more say no more.
But I will say more. Not only do you get to fight/kill/murder. Not only do you get sick weapon level ups. Not only are you allowed use of these suits in real life. But almost all of the girls who you get paired up are always have huge tits and ass…nsfw.
“Why?” you may ask. I will slap the shit out of Mio. She will literally shit. God I hate her.
Hip Hop? Check.
Feudal Japan? Check.
It’s official, this world has everything I could want. And that baseball episode was fucking awesome.
I’ve said plenty of times that I thought this show was as cool as Snoopy when he plays the part of Joe Cool multiplied by Fonzi to the fifth power. Well okay, that’s the first time I said it….but this would be a world for me, provided that I get to take the place of Watanuki. Considering how annoying he is, I doubt I’d have any objections.
I’m still sick as fuck over here.
I really want these shoes. I pretty much thought of this idea many years ago, kept it to myself, and lost the chance to get a whole shit load of money. Barefoot running? HELL YES. THAT’S WHAT I’M ABOUT. The less shoe the better.