Ode to the Super Giga Burger

As someone who is far, FAR behind in all things anime, due to a combination of work, school, illness, and more illness, I began today in catching up with one show that I have been particularly enjoying, Kore wa Zombie Desu ka. That’s when I saw it. The most fantastical thing ever created in all of anime. The Super Giga Burger.

Ignore the girl. Look only at the Super Giga Burger.

You thought the Big Mac was big with it’s 2 all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun? The Super Giga Burger taunts the Big Mac, makes it cry, and then eats it. From the first second I saw it, I was in love.

What is in the Giga Burger exactly? Here’s what I can see from sight alone.

  • 12 all beef patties
  • 4 slices of yellow American Cheese
  • 4 err…leaves of lettuce
  • 1 regular bun

If I could hazard a guess, I’d go on to say that I’m sure there’s some onions/pickles/condiments on there too. Maybe even some bacon. There will be bacon on mine though for sure….WHEN I MAKE ONE WHICH I WILL TOTALLY FUCKING DO!!!

Here is the challenge (to myself). This burger looks so terribly good that it clearly must be one of the worst things for you ever. Such a thing almost has never been seen in real life (almost), and I don’t know where I can get one, so I’m going to make one myself.

And to get the full effect, I’m going to use actual, real fast food from McDonalds. More to come on that, with pictures included.

As for Kore wa Zombie Desu ka, I don’t get why there’s so much hate for the show. It’s awesome.


31 thoughts on “Ode to the Super Giga Burger

  1. That’s kinda cheating in a way, McDonald’s patties are thin like paper! XD try A&W~ the idea is pretty entertaining tho, a burger with 12 patties…good luck trying to fit that in your mouth! x)

  2. That is a pretty epic burger. I didn’t even notice it when I watched the episode. And we clearly aren’t reading the same things, as I haven’t seen any hate for it–and it’s one of my favorites this season.

    • That was stupid. If it’s free then why not? I’d take pretty much anything if it’s free.

      Free ants? Nice now I just need a free anteater.
      Free haircut trimmings? Okay, I can find something to use those for.
      Free boob job? Alright I’m a guy but whatever it’s free.

      Never pass up a free opportunity.

    • I plan on at least taking pictures. If I had a camera that didn’t suck at video then I’d take a video, but I don’t have one, nor do I know anyone with one. Probably won’t happen for a while though.

  3. If you’re on the west coast, hit up an In-N-Out. Go there and order a 10×10 or 20×20 or any number by any number. It’s not on the menu, but it’s like a sort of not-so-secret item. And enjoy.

    • I like in CT, probably as far away from the west coast as possible besides like….Maine. Who lives in Maine? What a boring place to live I’d rather kill myself. I’m never going to Maine again, it sucks. It’s cold it’s boring, it’s all trees. At least Vermont has shit like ski mountains and maple syrup and shit. Maine has nothing. Even New Hampshire has fucking Story Land. That place was awesome. I’ll go back to New Hampshire, but not to Maine.

      So yeah, no In-N-Out here. We only JUST got a Sonic finally in CT (because the parents of one of my friends bought a franchise of Sonic….they’re all really rich). Sonic is awesome.

    • Bad News. My intense, month long craving for McDonalds went away without me actually ever getting McDonalds. I’m really upset. Hopefully it will come back soon. I really want to do this. Maybe I’ll throw a baconator on top of it too, just for the hell of it.

  4. Duuudddeee!

    That burger looks delicious! I bet you 10 dollars I could eat the whole thing if you talked to me 2 years ago! You know there was this one time where I didn’t eat for like a day and I ate 8 McChickens in one sitting with an order of fries. Sadly, That wasn’t the first time I ate huge quantities of food and after that, the following day I started dieting and have been ever since.

    • That’s pretty good.

      I’d say my best fast food purges include eating the 10 taco box thing from taco bell. Except they gave me two extra tacos, and I ate those too. I’ve done this several times, because I LOVE hard tacos from taco bell.

      I’ve since become sick of taco bell, and I hate most fast food in general. I love to eat though I’m always hungry (probably because I run a lot).

  5. *0*

    Holy shit! That’s awesome!

    Kinda disgusting, though… I don’t think I’d ever be able to slam all that.

    If Glo declares that Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka is awesome, then it must be so.
    Thank you, sire. I shall look forward to the massive torrents I’ll conceive after the airing has finished.

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