I mean….fuck me right? Even kluxorious beat me. That’s right, my wife beats me. I should call domestic affairs, but what kind of pussy admits to a woman beating them?
Let’s get on with this…
With this milestone, Eye Sedso enters a select group of anime related websites. This group, to my knowledge, includes just kluxorious. Guess what? It’s a failure of a number.
I wanted to hit 500K BEFORE I reached three years. I didn’t make it. But that’s not my fault at all. No. In fact, that’s YOUR FAULT.
So I’d like to say FUCK YOU to all my readers out there, for not visiting Eye Sedso enough. You should have this ISSS, the only one of it’s kind remaining, up on your browser 24/7, refreshing it every hour. With new technologies such as smart phones and shit, this should be EVEN EASIER to do.
So what gives? You guys are shitty readers and terrible, terrible people.
Thanks for nothing.
Woah, woah, woah. Calm down a second. Can’t you take criticism without getting all bent out of shape? Jesus Christ I’m just saying, my views aren’t counted as hits, yours are. okay, how about this.
My 6 year anniversary is coming up (in 3 years). I want to have 1 million hits BEFORE then. If I somehow do manage to pull off the impossible and last ANOTHER THREE FUCKING YEARS, then I expect you guys to be there with me. Make it your FUCKING JOB (without pay of course so more like volunteer work), to visit my beautiful, awesome, supreme, yet humble site 68 times a day. Why 68? Because I don’t like the number 67 and 69 is too perverted (yeah right like anything is too perverted for me).
Thanks for the shoddy work though. 500K is pretty sweet considering I expected Eye Sedso to last 1 or 2 weeks originally. I’ll try and make my posts less shitty too, but actually I probably won’t.
Oh, and considering the amount of hits, some fucking comments would be nice. I want to get like 100 comments on a post at least once in my life. Go fuck yourself Danny Choo nobody likes you jump off a bridge (a small one. I don’t like you but I don’t want you dead you know?).
Hugs and kisses, fuckin bitches.
^ I literally JUST made that up as I typed it. It’s got intimacy with a hint badassary. Fucking awesome quote gotta patent that shit.