It has come to my attention that you will be producing the upcoming anime adaptation of the World’s Greatest Manga Ever, Mysterious Girlfriend X.
I must congratulate you on being given the honor to adapt such a fantastic manga, as I’m sure many production studios were clamoring to be the ones given the opportunity to adapt such an amazing and unique manga.
Now let me add, I’ve seen a list of all of the different anime you’ve produced, and I’ve grown a bit weary.
- Manyuu Hikenshou
- Seikon no Qwaser
There’s a lot of shit…..well…..there’s ONLY shit on that list. So let me get to my point.
IF YOU FUCK UP MYSTERIOUS GIRLFRIEND X AND TURN IT INTO SOME KIND OF SHITTY ECCHI ANIME THEN I WILL RIP YOU A NEW ASSHOLE EVERY WEEK FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. I WILL SHIT ON YOUR FACE AND MURDER YOUR ALREADY SAD REPUTATION. YOU WILL RUE THE DAY!!!
Now, I look at this acquisition as an opportunity to broaden your genre a bit. Instead of producing nothing but ABSOLUTE SHIT, you have the opportunity to create something with smaller amount of ecchi and an exeptionally larger amount of awesomeness. DON’T FUCK IT UP.
-Glo the Legend
P.S. I swear to God Hoods Entertainment I will destroy you and make that my life goal if you fuck this up.
(note: glothelegend and Eye Sedso do not contain murder or any other malicious acts for any reason, and do not suggest to the reader to preform such acts. With that said, If Hoods Entertainment fucks up Mysterious Girlfriend X, and you, the viewer maliciously harm them all, Eye Sedso will not be all that sad about harm befalling them if you catch my drift)