Dear Hoods Entertainment,

It has come to my attention that you will be producing the upcoming anime adaptation of the World’s Greatest Manga Ever, Mysterious Girlfriend X.

I must congratulate you on being given the honor to adapt such a fantastic manga, as I’m sure many production studios were clamoring to be the ones given the opportunity to adapt such an amazing and unique manga.

Now let me add, I’ve seen a list of all of the different anime you’ve produced, and I’ve grown a bit weary.

  • Aki-Sora
  • Manyuu Hikenshou
  • Seikon no Qwaser

There’s a lot of shit…..well…..there’s ONLY shit on that list. So let me get to my point.

IF YOU FUCK UP MYSTERIOUS GIRLFRIEND X AND TURN IT INTO SOME KIND OF SHITTY ECCHI ANIME THEN I WILL RIP YOU A NEW ASSHOLE EVERY WEEK FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. I WILL SHIT ON YOUR FACE AND MURDER YOUR ALREADY SAD REPUTATION. YOU WILL RUE THE DAY!!!

Now, I look at this acquisition as an opportunity to broaden your genre a bit. Instead of producing nothing but ABSOLUTE SHIT, you have the opportunity to create something with smaller amount of ecchi and an exeptionally larger amount of awesomeness. DON’T FUCK IT UP.

-Glo the Legend

P.S. I swear to God Hoods Entertainment I will destroy you and make that my life goal if you fuck this up.

(note: glothelegend and Eye Sedso do not contain murder or any other malicious acts for any reason, and do not suggest to the reader to preform such acts. With that said, If Hoods Entertainment fucks up Mysterious Girlfriend X, and you, the viewer maliciously harm them all, Eye Sedso will not be all that sad about harm befalling them if you catch my drift)

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18 thoughts on “Dear Hoods Entertainment,

  1. Well is Mysterious Girlfriend-X off the wall ridiculous? If so it will be in good company with Qwaser and Manyuu Hikenchou. Say what you will about the ecchi and fanservice but the shows are absolutely insane. To me that is awesome.

    • Qwaser and Manyuu Hikenchou should be loaded into your thoughtcannon and fired to the moon.

      The moon should then immediately be blown up. I don’t give a shit about the tides and whatnot. Blow it up.

  2. I did watch an episode of Manyu Hikencho and yeah… It was terrible.

    I read some chapters of MGX last night and it is a fun little manga. 🙂 Let’s just hope and pray to every deity that has ever been worshipped that they don’t fuck it up.

  3. The Seikon no Qwaser anime made me feel so fucking guilty that I went and bought the manga, twice. I own two copies of twelve volumes. What can I say, I really like the concept behind their control of elements; and the whole perversion of religious icons into a cheap ecchi plot device really suits my style. That said, the anime was god-awful, no pun intended.

    On the other hand, Aki-Sora fulfilled its role as a deep drama-filled hentai. And as such, I had no problem masturbating to it.

    I agree with you that Nazo no Kanojo X deserves to be more than a simple ecchi anime, but I also believe it should be more than an average slice-of-life anime. After all, for me part of Riichi Ueshiba’s allure comes from the blatant sexual undertone that overlies the details of his rich and vivid illustrations. To clarify, Yume Tsukai was ruined not simply because they strayed too far from the source material, but because they did away with the eros in general, and turned it into a children’s show.

    So … I would have preferred a better studio myself, but considering the source material is Riichi Ueshiba, any studio would definitely have a tough nut to crack. No pun intended.

    Wait, I’m probably just being contrary for the sake of being contrary. That’s a really bad habit of mine. What I meant to say was… maybe Nazo no Kanojo X will be excellent as a porno?

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  4. IF YOU FUCK UP MYSTERIOUS GIRLFRIEND X AND TURN IT INTO SOME KIND OF SHITTY ECCHI ANIME THEN I WILL RIP YOU A NEW ASSHOLE EVERY WEEK FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. I WILL SHIT ON YOUR FACE AND MURDER YOUR ALREADY SAD REPUTATION. YOU WILL RUE THE DAY!!!

    I’ll help.

  5. Seikon no Qwaser was that ba–I can’t finish that sentence. I just can’t do it. I didn’t want it before and for SOME reason I thought it was a good idea to go and watch an episode or two last month and just…no. I wanted to stab it with a rusty fork. Give it tetanus or something like that. Maybe make it drink some gross water so it gets cholera. Anime can get cholera, right?

    Anyway. I haven’t read any of that manga, but I hope for their sakes they don’t screw it up, because that was a pretty intense post there.

    • I like the premise and stuff (except for the whole, drink from tits to get power part of it. I like the animation, but the fanservice bullshit made me drop it after 1.5 episodes it sucked terribly and I LOVED Queen’s Blade so it’s not like I hate all blatant fanservice/ridiculous plots.

  6. >looks up hoods entertainment since I’ve never heard about them
    >Manyuu Hikenchou, aki-sora, seikon no qwaser and other borderline-hentai productions

    well there goes my hopes for a decent adaption

  7. I have become scared of how this is going to turn out….surely they can’t fuck it up bad enough for me to hate it? If they boost the fanservice a bit, okay fine. But stick to the plotline PLEASE don’t fuck this up. Fuck.

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