So you want me to approve your SPAM comments on this glorious ISSS? Well, even when it’s completely CLEAR that you are SPAM, that doesn’t mean that I won’t post your SPAM. Viruses? Bah, who’s afraid of those things? Not I! I’ve had the same computer since 2003! (*knock on wood*).
The problem is, all of your SPAM is stupid shit. Usually some incoherent jumble of random words that can sometimes be interpreted as a statement of some kind, but usually not.However, sometimes, there is one of those gems that I just HAVE to share with the world, and so:
First of all, that pun is FUCKING AWESOME. Are you serious right now!? This is some EXCELLENT SPAM WORK!
And if the awesomely shitty pun (the worse a pun is the better/funnier it becomes), the ending sentence is so random and hilarious that I literally laughed my ass off (though I first encountered this pun-SPAM back in February).
If all SPAM was like this, I’d be approving a shit-ton of comments (well, no, I WOULD collaborate them into a post showcasing the best SPAM though).