Who The Heck Wants To Answer 50 Questions!?

Not me!

However, I’m sure everyone and their mother wants to know everything they can about me, so I’ll hop on this stupid trend in order to stay relevant, and to satisfy those stalkers out there who suck at stalking, and can’t figure out this information without me telling them. Seeing as I’m 24 years old, how about 24 questions?

1. Who is your favorite male anime character?

This is tough. They gotta be bad-ass though. Guts comes to mind. A lot of characters from FMA come to mind. Pikachu does NOT come to mind. It’s honestly a toss up between Mugen from Samurai Champloo and Inuyasha…..

Inuyasha…..would win, but it’s specifically demon Inuyasha that I like, and since you have to think of the full character (and Inuyasha has that pesky human element), Mugen takes it.

2. Who is your favorite female anime character?

She’s probably a lesbian and she probably wears glasses.

Just kidding it’s fucking Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo. But soon it will be Urabe from Mysterious Girlfriend X.

3. What anime character is most similar to you in terms of personality?

Shit I don’t know….Hayate from Hayate no Gotoku. Not only am I clueless about women and have bad luck, but I kick ass at all skills.

4. What is your favourite thing about anime?

Man….lesbians, girls with glasses, bad-ass fight scenes, Rie Kugimiya, awesome stories, the animation…..

Definitely, it’s crazy, super unique characters. If you were looking for something stupid and deep, like “it’s an escape from real life” or something, then fuck off.

5. Who’s your favourite anime couple?

Ever seen Kannazuki no Miko?

6. Who is your favourite anime animal?

Sakamoto from Nichijou should win, but you can’t beat God.

I wish I knew how many times I’ve seen this……btw, this is the best scene in anime.

7. What is your favorite genre of anime?

Yuri?

8. What is your least favorite genre of anime?

Yaoi?

9. Are you open about watching anime with people you know?

NO FUCKING WAY.

10. What anime was the biggest letdown for you?

Venus Versus Virus had soooo much potential:

– Yuri potential

– Girl with eye patch

– Solid plot basis

And instead they fucked it all up. D.Gray Man was another piece of shit.

11. What anime was better than expected?

Queen’s Blade blew me away. I was expecting shit, and instead I got sheer enjoyment and what turned out to be a pretty good plot, especially toward the end.

Pity Reina didn’t die.

12. Who is your anime waifu?

Maria from  Hayate no Gotoku. At least until Mysterious Girlfriend X starts.

Okay, 12 anime, now 12 personal. This is stupid.

13. Most embarrassing moment?

What’s “embarrassment?”

14. Are you mature?

At work on Friday, a kid told me I was the “most immature adult [he’s] ever seen.” I still want to get a medal for that.

15. What year were you born?

1987

16. Do you prefer dogs or cats?

Cats? No wait….dogs…..shit….depends; if there’s a cat in the room, it’s cats. If there’s a dog in the room, dogs. I used to have a cat, but ever since they died I will probably never get another cat. Too sad. RIP Katie RIP Scratch

17. Describe yourself physically.

Sexy as fuck.

18. What is your worst habit?

Biting my nails/the skin around my nails.

19. Do you drink or smoke?

Drink: Yes though not as much as I used to be able to drink when I was in my hay day.

Smoke: Weed? Sometimes though not in over 2 years. Cigarrettes? Maybe once a year when I’m drunk, and I always regret it because they’re gross as fuck.

20. Can you count the number of friends that you have on one hand?

Friends?

21. Would you die for someone?

I would gladly die for a girl I love.

22. Would you rather be rich or famous?

Rich, so I could buy a hockey team and move it to Hartford, rename them the Hartford Whalers, and build a nice new arena. Fuck the NHL for allowing them to move.

23. Pirates or Ninjas?

Pirates.

24. Does anybody have a crush on you?

I don’t know because I can’t tell. I think so?

Well that does it. I’m done. What a waste of time I’ll never get back.