I have been watching anime this week! It’s amazing! Specifically, I’ve been watching an odd combo of Finishing Fate/Zero (yeah, I’m that far behind), and watching the new season of Hayate (yeah, I’m actually watching it). So, with those two critical bits of information given to you, along with the learned knowledge that readers should already know about me, you can probably guess what the title means. Just in case you’re an idiot who HASN’T been following/stalking me from the beginning, here’s a hint: This post has nothing to do with Fate/Zero at all.
GOOD FUCKING CHOICE. No, ONLY fucking choice.
This is just one more reason why Maria is one of the best female characters ever, who deserves to be my wife. (on the note of the wife article I wrote…did I REALLY say no to Rukia???? I WROTE A WHOLE FUCKING POST ABOUT HER [still being written actually]).
Anyway, to prove that my bias is not without reason, I demonstrate the above two photo’s as proof that Maria is the best, and filled with only spectacular judgment. Let’s fuck.
Strawberry milkshakes are LITERALLY the ONLY type of milkshake I will drink. What am I, a huge, bleeding pussy? NO. I just have really really good taste. What’s that? You’d rather have a vanilla milkshake? A chocolate milkshake? Okay, let me ruin your ideology of milkshakes right there. Vanilla is boring as fuck. Don’t deny it, you know it to be true. And speaking of overrated pieces of shit, there’s chocolate. Everyone jumps on the chocolate bandwagon, and they’re so sucked in that they can’t realize that chocolate tastes like fucking cardboard.
It’s not a lie. I’m not hating on chocolate. I love chocolate, just not chocolate flavored shit like ice cream. Here’s a list of shitty chocolate shit:
- Ice Cream
- Chocolate Syrup (yeah. that’s right, it’s shit, unless mixed with milk).
- Nesquik (who really likes the taste of sand and milk? Not me.)
- Holy shit, what else is chocolate flavored without being actual chocolate?
- A rare anomoly, chocolate tootsie pops are the only good tootsie pops. I actually like tootsie rolls too. Again, a rare anomoly.
The fact is, all chocolate FLAVORED items (well, most of them), are SHIT. TASTE THEM AND LEARN!
That’s the smartest thing I’ve ever heard anyone say about anything. -Peter Griffin
I took a good 1.5 liters of wine to the face before this post.
Where was I? JUST KIDDING, I KNOW WHERE I WAS. FUCK YOU!
Maria, her judgements are sound and never wrong. Why? They all agree with my judgements. I wish I could meet this girl in real life and marry her right now. But I can’t so I’ll watch Hayate, WHICH IS NOT BAD! (I’ve been drunk for every episode so maybe that has something to do with it?)
Okay Bye Bye.