Chatmonchy’s Henshin

Just got Henshin, which is Chatmonchy’s latest album, the first without Kumiko on the drums. Kumiko stated that she lost her passion and ability to create new music, and I believe that her drum skills are tailor made for Chatmonchy’s style and won’t be replaced easily now that Chatmonchy is now just a duo.  Akiko (the hottest member of Chatmonchy) and Eriko will split time on the drums, with Akiko the mainstay, and while neither is bad, I can still feel the absence left by Kumiko. You just can’t replace her.

Kumiko

That being said, the new album is awesome. It might not be as good as their last album (which I arguably take as being their best album). This album is totally different than their previous albums. They found a different sound, and I can’t tell if I like it, dislike it, or love it. I certainly love a few songs. Yes or No or Love has a new sound that I haven’t heard from them, and I LOVE it. It’s got a sound that’s haunting yet at the same time totally funky. My other favorite would have to be Aruku Object, which is long at 6:00+, but also beautiful with the strings entire orchestra in the background playing backup to chords that include awesome flat notes that I LOVE (I love flat notes). This album definitely has a lot to be proud of. Chatmonchy might have lost a step with Kumiko gone, but they’ve gained discovery with Henshin that I lo-

No one cares about Chatmonchy. Just stop talking you dumb fuck.

Wha- ? Hey FUCK YOU ASS-HOLE! GO TO H-

NO! FUCK YOU! YOU TOLD ME I COULD WRITE A POST ABOUT WHATEVER I WANTED AGES AGO! WHERE IS THAT POST!? WHEN DID YOU LET ME PUT IT OUT? I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR OVER A YEAR!!!

Listen, I ju-

NO! NO MORE! I’M HIJACKING THIS POST! THIS POST IS TOTALLY MY POST NOW! SUCK IT GLO!

GLOTHELEGEND IS A

DOUCHBAG.

A post by the Voice of Reason

For those of you who don’t know me, I’m the Voice of Reason. Whenever Glothelegend says something completely retarded, which is usually in every post he writes, I pop in and let him, or the people know that he said something stupid. Now lately, I haven’t been interrupting him during is idiotic ramblings, because I’ve been busy writing this post, which he owes me.

Now, for a while, I’ve noticed that Glothelegend gets a lot of readers, and by a lot, I mean 3 or so. Frankly, I consider this to be a bit too high for someone of his insurmountably poor caliber. His English, grammar, and spelling SUCK. He can’t write for shit. He loses all of the points that he tries to make. And to top it off, he’s a huge douchebag…I mean, seriously, what draws you in to read him?

Now, some of you probably don’t know who I am exactly, so before I delve farther into this issue, I should introduce myself a bit more formally.

I am the Voice of Reason. I am the only one here at Eye Sedso who actually knows what I’m talking about. I’m sure you’ve read at least a few of Glothelegend’s posts, so you should know that his posts usually make no point and are always poorly researched, if that. I’ll butt in every now and then and tell him exactly where he is wrong or how bad his attempts at humor are.

Glothelegend sucks. God knows why he ever decided to try and write a BLOG. Yes, glothelegend. You have a blog. There is no such thing as an ISSS, and you are stupid. You know what? I thought I wanted to do a post pointing out all of your flaws, but now I think it’s just a waste of my time. Why do I even hang around with you? I’m going to make this quick:

  • Your grammar and spelling SUCK.
  • Sometimes, you don’t make any sense at all.
  • Your points, when you make them, suck, and are usually easily debated.
  • You like anime. You suck.
  • You keep making posts lately about Chatmonchy and My Chemical Romance. They suck.
  • No one even listens to Chatmonchy. You fuck.
  • Stop writing about manga. No one really gives a shit about manga.
  • Grow up. How old are you anyway? 25 or something? Shouldn’t you have a job by now? Or a girlfriend? Get off your ass and stop being a bitch!
  • You have no interesting or redeeming qualities.
  • Mysterious Girlfriend X was NOT as good as you built it up to be. It was boring. 
  • You aren’t a Legend. Most people haven’t even heard of you.
  • Remember that one time? Yeah, good call with that. You know what I’m talking about.
  • There’s no such thing as an ISSS. Stop being a loser.

In a nutshell, you suck. I don’t ev-

Okay let me just butt in really quick.

What? You can’t do that! That’s my job! Only I-

Well, we switched rolls didn’t we?

*Roles* God you are so stupid.

Yeah whatever. What’s all of this talk about Eye Sedso being a BLOG? It’s clearly an ISSS. I have deemed it so. And how DARE you interrupt an important Chatmonchy post!

You’re just being dumb.

Fuck you bitch. I own you. I made you.

Fuck a goose.

I can end this post just like that!

THEN DO IT YOU FUCK!

I WILL

YOU CAN SUCK MEH MIXIE DICK YOU CHUBBY CO-

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