Connecticut Can’t Do Anything Right

This state is literally run by the biggest group of morons that I’ve ever seen. What’s their latest bonehead move? Well that’s all on Uconn for deciding to change their awesome logos, which has long been one of my favorites, into a piece of shit run of the mill asshole fucker of a logo. Here’s the comparison.

Ugh

Two logos. Now, for one of you assholes out there who doesn’t give a shit about Uconn, you might say that the one on the right looks better because of it’s fierce look and streamlines appearance. Well, you’re an idiot, and let me tell you why you’re wrong.

Every fucking school lately is turning to this streamlined look for their mascots, and it’s pissing me off. Uconn had a classy, unique jersey that the entire school could rally around. Ask anyone on the Uconn campus, and they’ll tell you that this new logo is a piece of shit. How bad is it? I didn’t even go to Uconn, and I hate it. I went to Eastern CT, which is a piece of shit school right near Uconn, so I was at Uconn basically every other weekend, including Spring Weekend (RIP) and Halloween and shit like that. I paid for Eastern’s low tuition and partied at Uconn. Not to mention all the games I went to. Best of both worlds I guess.

The change was apparently because they wanted change in their athletics, so they chose the logo for the 700 or so student athletes who may or may not like this logo, but disregardful the other thousands of students who hate the FUCK out of this stupid logo. The Uconn logo was fine, so what if it wasn’t “fierce?” Is the Red Sox logo fierce? Can you imagine if it were? FUCKING STUPID. How about a fierce Yankees logo? Maybe put a head on the top of that bat instead of that gay hat? DUMB IDEA. Uconn goes from having something unique that everyone loves…a logo that is well known throughout the country, to having something that looks like any other school’s logo.

FUCKING STUPID SHIT.

Almost as dumb as the state’s last bonehead moves, like that stupid busway…

or letting the Whalers move…

or deciding to keep the XL Center, which is a piece of shit…

or deciding to invest in really dumb shit, letting cities like Hartford rot and die….

I hate Connecticut. What’s next? Changing the name of the Whale, which is the one good thing that Hartford’s gotten back in the past 10 years?

UPDATE: THEY CHANGED THE FUCKING NAME OF THE WHALE BACK TO THE FUCKING SHITTY WOLF-PACK. FUCK YOU CITY. FUCK YOU.

Hartford really is a piece of shit. Springfield just announced a deal for a new Casino to boost their city. What has Hartford done?

They introduced decided to invest in a 500 million dollar bus route that NO ONE WILL FUCKING USE BECAUSE

THERE’S NOTHING TO FUCKING DO IN THAT FUCKING SHITTY CITY.

Wake the fuck up government. If you want people to come to Hartford (which you clearly do NOT), then get a new arena, build some fucking stores and shit, and get your act together. Uconn is going to eventually stop using the XL Center because it’s a piece of shit, and they’re in talks to build their own on campus arena anyway. YOU WILL HAVE SHIT. JACK FUCKING SHIT.

DO FUCKING SOMETHING I’LL PAY HIGHER TAXES I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

Malloy is an asshole and so is everyone else. I swear someday I’m going to run for governor I don’t care if I have to suck a bag of dicks to do it either.

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6 thoughts on “Connecticut Can’t Do Anything Right

  1. I just like the one on the left more because it looks like a happy wolf that’s eager to tear its prey’s legs to shreds while gleefully smiling. The logo on the right looks too generic for me to care about it.

  2. As I told someone else, UCONN is where people go to graduate from business school, get killed in a fistfight, or play basketball. If you’re there for anything else, you don’t remember it because you were drunk.

    I assume you did not vote for Malloy, because it’s his administration that is furthering the ruination of the state. Hartford will never be a city of tourism, small business, and culture, because everyone who lives there doesn’t give a shit about their city. Which is why the busway is a terrible idea, it links two shitty cities together.

    But lolpolitics. I stopped blogging about politics, it’s a dead-end. Animus and mangos are where it’s at.

    Also lolwhale, I haven’t lived here long enough to get behind the hockey bandwagon, but I have a co-worker who is big on them. I’d pay for some quality hockey.

    • Malloy sucks something awful. He refuses to invest in Hartford too, and seems to love the Rangers being in Hartford, despite the fact that they treat fans here like shit, and don’t really give a fuck about our city. They’re creating a rift in fan support, and it’s hurting everything. God he sucks.

      Bring back the Whalers!

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